Possibly seven.
Ps as long as Kommer is injured, A Gaff should be the Cult's poster boy.
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Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo - Volume 2
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Ps as long as Kommer is injured, A Gaff should be the Cult's poster boy.
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I am reliably informed that TGO is being considered for the lead role in a remake of "Courage Under Fire" based on his efforts of this week in refusing to apologise to those from the Cattery.
Also for the Jack Nicholson part in A Few Good Men.
Bomber: Robbo, did you order that article?
Gerard: You don't have to answer that question.
TGO: *mumbles* I'll answer the question. You want answers?
Bomber: I think I'm entitled to.
TGO: You want answers?
Bomber: I want the truth, Robbo!
TGO: You can't handle the truth!
Bomber, Mark, Bomber, we live in a world, that has articles, and those articles, have to be written by men with pens. Who's gonna do it? You, Bomber? You, Brian Cook? I have a greater responsibility, than you could possibly fathom... Good word that, 'fathom'... Than you could possibly fathom... Think about... Fathom.
You weep, for the players, and you curse, the media. You have that luxury, Bomber. And you know that, you have that luxury. You have that luxury, of not knowing, what I know. That you guys, are linked to Dank, while tragic, probably won you premierships. And my existence, while grotesque... Good word that, grotesque and incompre... incompre... unfathoma... in...compre...hensi...ble, got it out Gerard, to you. Where was I? Oh right, my existence while it's incomprehensible to you, it sells papers.
You don't want these articles, because deep down in places, you don't talk about at parties... And I've heard the stories, about you at parties, Bomber, you want me selling papers, you need me selling papers. We use words like honour, code, loyalty, we use these words as the backbone of life in football, spent in defence to win a premiership, mate. You use them as a punchline, in your press conferences, Bomber.
I have neither the time, nor the inclination, mate, to explain my articles, to a man who rises, and sleeps, under the blanket of the very papers that I provide, then questions the manner, in which I provide it. I would just rather you said, thank you, for the work that the Herald Sun does, in promoting the game, and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a pen, and write an article, Bomber. Either way, I don't give a damn, what you think, you are entitled to.
Bomber: Did you order the article?
TGO: I did the job I...
Bomber: Did you order the article?
TGO: *mumbles* You're goddamn right I did.... Sorry, for swearing, Gerard.
Gerard: You don't have to answer that question.
TGO: *mumbles* I'll answer the question. You want answers?
Bomber: I think I'm entitled to.
TGO: You want answers?
Bomber: I want the truth, Robbo!
TGO: You can't handle the truth!
Bomber, Mark, Bomber, we live in a world, that has articles, and those articles, have to be written by men with pens. Who's gonna do it? You, Bomber? You, Brian Cook? I have a greater responsibility, than you could possibly fathom... Good word that, 'fathom'... Than you could possibly fathom... Think about... Fathom.
You weep, for the players, and you curse, the media. You have that luxury, Bomber. And you know that, you have that luxury. You have that luxury, of not knowing, what I know. That you guys, are linked to Dank, while tragic, probably won you premierships. And my existence, while grotesque... Good word that, grotesque and incompre... incompre... unfathoma... in...compre...hensi...ble, got it out Gerard, to you. Where was I? Oh right, my existence while it's incomprehensible to you, it sells papers.
You don't want these articles, because deep down in places, you don't talk about at parties... And I've heard the stories, about you at parties, Bomber, you want me selling papers, you need me selling papers. We use words like honour, code, loyalty, we use these words as the backbone of life in football, spent in defence to win a premiership, mate. You use them as a punchline, in your press conferences, Bomber.
I have neither the time, nor the inclination, mate, to explain my articles, to a man who rises, and sleeps, under the blanket of the very papers that I provide, then questions the manner, in which I provide it. I would just rather you said, thank you, for the work that the Herald Sun does, in promoting the game, and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a pen, and write an article, Bomber. Either way, I don't give a damn, what you think, you are entitled to.
Bomber: Did you order the article?
TGO: I did the job I...
Bomber: Did you order the article?
TGO: *mumbles* You're goddamn right I did.... Sorry, for swearing, Gerard.
POTY right there CJ 
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Brothers.
Days like today are the tough ones we knew were coming when we joined the cult of TGO. Our dear prophet, is being dessicated, across all media platforms for having the courage, THE COURAGE, to write another piece of emo fanfic to his beloved JAH. While we, may not agree, with the content and will cop scorn, and, ridicule for our efforts, it is our duty to ride, forth, and protect the reputation of TGO. For who are we to question the wisdom of his words and the many ways in which his mind, works.
So Brothers, act not like Peter the denier. Do not be like withered fruit on a dead tree. Get out there and fight for the reputation of TGO. Start with those blokes on the HTB and then move onto your club boards, tweety, facething and anywhere else your presence is needed. This is a semenal moment in this church. I urge you to be a part of this mominties day.
Brother 3GM, Defender of the Cult of Robbo.
Days like today are the tough ones we knew were coming when we joined the cult of TGO. Our dear prophet, is being dessicated, across all media platforms for having the courage, THE COURAGE, to write another piece of emo fanfic to his beloved JAH. While we, may not agree, with the content and will cop scorn, and, ridicule for our efforts, it is our duty to ride, forth, and protect the reputation of TGO. For who are we to question the wisdom of his words and the many ways in which his mind, works.
So Brothers, act not like Peter the denier. Do not be like withered fruit on a dead tree. Get out there and fight for the reputation of TGO. Start with those blokes on the HTB and then move onto your club boards, tweety, facething and anywhere else your presence is needed. This is a semenal moment in this church. I urge you to be a part of this mominties day.
Brother 3GM, Defender of the Cult of Robbo.
Dessicated - is he a coconut?
Good word that.
desiccated, decimated, destroyated, desecrated. Words, each as interchangeable as the other when springing from the chewed biro of TGO
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Essendon's midfield was described as "desecrated" in this morning's scrawlings.
It has thus been treated with violent disrespect.
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The Great Oaf has decreed that ''to blame Hird would be unconscionable'' (good word that).
Henceforth, 95 per cent of the football world is deserving of moral condemnation, while Lord James Albert is totally free of blame.
Henceforth, 95 per cent of the football world is deserving of moral condemnation, while Lord James Albert is totally free of blame.
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"He's talking shit".
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"He's talking shit".
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And with two flicks of the magic pen Murphy and Gibbs spotaneously combust on their lounges.
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"He's talking shit".
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And with two flicks of the magic pen Murphy and Gibbs spotaneously combust on their lounges.
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TGO has spent many extra hours meditating over beers today. 
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The AFL should just bypass the MRP with one random incident per week, just so we get to hear "tribroonyal" on Monday at some point between 7:35-7:45.
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Talking about Ziebell copping a week.
Nerdling, "If it was low it would've been a fine. Medium a week".
TGO, "What did he get?"
TGO doesn't listen to the mindless speaking of those below him.
Nerdling, "If it was low it would've been a fine. Medium a week".
TGO, "What did he get?"
TGO doesn't listen to the mindless speaking of those below him.
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"I think I've got an ability, Gerard, to read passion and honesty and deliverance in the way people talk. And I can sit there and I can say 'he's talking shit', 'he's talking shit', and I do it and I say it to you all the time."
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