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Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo
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He is so, classy,
Thank you, brothers, for keeping a abreast, of the great one's, musings. Truly, he is an inspiration, to us all. Sadly the Cult of Robbo, is yet to properly, permeate, to the, Western Australian, media 
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Clearly, an impostor, no signs of drooling, or pizza on his, khaki moo moo
The BigMan is in fine form on SEN today.
He is positively drooling from the jowels about Essendon's NAB form. Now that he is an honorary member of the St Kilda coaching panel, after his wankalicious access to the box the other week, Big Robbo has declared that the Saints ALWAYS try and to disregard the Bombers' +28 contested possession stat as a sign that the Bombers were flat knacker and the Saints were in first gear.
The BigMan is up and about that the Bombers are up and about.
Then to follow up on a great hours radio, The BigMan lectured all and sundry about the imperative of telling the truth. He lectured the SKSG. He lectured Mick Malthouse. He lectured the AFL. At one stage all listening must surely have felt his glare and heeded his stern, slurring words.
Truth, ALWAYS the truth, was the only option stated Robbo. Lieing and decieving only brought on trouble.
This after 5 minutes earlier lieing blatantly about his employer The Hun's involvement and encouragement of the whole St Kilda, SKSG, Nixon saga.
Only doing their job Robbo opined.
He is positively drooling from the jowels about Essendon's NAB form. Now that he is an honorary member of the St Kilda coaching panel, after his wankalicious access to the box the other week, Big Robbo has declared that the Saints ALWAYS try and to disregard the Bombers' +28 contested possession stat as a sign that the Bombers were flat knacker and the Saints were in first gear.
The BigMan is up and about that the Bombers are up and about.
Then to follow up on a great hours radio, The BigMan lectured all and sundry about the imperative of telling the truth. He lectured the SKSG. He lectured Mick Malthouse. He lectured the AFL. At one stage all listening must surely have felt his glare and heeded his stern, slurring words.
Truth, ALWAYS the truth, was the only option stated Robbo. Lieing and decieving only brought on trouble.
This after 5 minutes earlier lieing blatantly about his employer The Hun's involvement and encouragement of the whole St Kilda, SKSG, Nixon saga.
Only doing their job Robbo opined.
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It's only lying if you get caught.
It's only lying if you don't believe, In his drunken haze, the Shepherd believes, all that which passes his rotten teeth,
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Every time Robbo opens his mouth it's another "I have a dream" oratory moment.
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I have heard a rumour, and I don't know if it's true, but Channel 9 is said to be bringing back "The Bar" to the set of The Footy Show. Apparently the 'departure' of Trevor Marmalade was orchestrated to get the Big Man behind his spiritual home (pardon the pun); the "big office desk" where he does his his best work.
The hosts will be throwing to Robbo for mumbles, pen conducting, crying with laughter, crying with confusion, crying on the bar and staring into space and mumbling and crying and laughing and crying.
He may or may not have a bulldog next to him on the Bar named VB who will lick affectionately (or perhaps just instinctively) at his face.
Brings a whole new meaning to 'making the bald man cry'.
The hosts will be throwing to Robbo for mumbles, pen conducting, crying with laughter, crying with confusion, crying on the bar and staring into space and mumbling and crying and laughing and crying.
He may or may not have a bulldog next to him on the Bar named VB who will lick affectionately (or perhaps just instinctively) at his face.
Brings a whole new meaning to 'making the bald man cry'.
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Bigfooty is broken. It won't let me give this thread six stars.
Brayshaw: Now it's over to our man at the bar , Robbo
(Huge Audience Applause)
Robbo: Arrggghhhh....thanks guys....great to be here with ya, ya bastards.
(Massive Audience Applause)
Robbo: Now it's over to our man at the pizza oven, Ando..........
(Rapturous Audience Applause)
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Genius.
Was speaking to a friend recently who is a known cynic .
He said he believed the only reason Ross Lyon invited Robbo into the coaches box was to try and get some positive publicity out there after St.Kilda's torrid off season .
He went further and said Robbo was hand picked by the saints as he is the biggest buffoon in the media and could be relied on for the puff piece's sure to follow in the hun .
I quickly put him in his place and assured him that Robbo was no doubt highly respected by all the AFL coaching departments .
Robbo's insight on SEN , AFL 360 and of course his award winning work as the chief footy writer at a paper of integrity are credentials enough for the great man !!!
He said he believed the only reason Ross Lyon invited Robbo into the coaches box was to try and get some positive publicity out there after St.Kilda's torrid off season .
He went further and said Robbo was hand picked by the saints as he is the biggest buffoon in the media and could be relied on for the puff piece's sure to follow in the hun .
I quickly put him in his place and assured him that Robbo was no doubt highly respected by all the AFL coaching departments .
Robbo's insight on SEN , AFL 360 and of course his award winning work as the chief footy writer at a paper of integrity are credentials enough for the great man !!!
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Oh my, he has outdone himself.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/a...agpies-all-class/story-e6frf9jf-1226020123308
Just for the record, did anything other than the perfect record of James Hird die last night?
Robbo said:
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/a...agpies-all-class/story-e6frf9jf-1226020123308
Just for the record, did anything other than the perfect record of James Hird die last night?
Well, you could say Robbo's cred, but that was soooooooo last decade.
Seriously, Robbo has a blatant obsession with imaginary brutality. It is a little worrying (we are here for you BigFella if ya need a friendly ear to spill your demons to).
I think it would be the pinnacle of the BigOaf's life if he were to read one day of the brutal deeds of one M.Robinson.
Well, Robbo, my friend, your articles are becoming damn brutal to read.
Journalist of the year!!!!!!!...May the Good Lord Robbo say it aint so.
grizzlym
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The Holy Grail was a cup wasn't it? Behold, it has been found.
grizzlym
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Drink my son. There is nothing holier than a toby jug sporting Robbo's wise visage.
DVC, is there enough money in the kitty to buy the Cult of Robbo this artifact from the Franklin Mint?
DVC, is there enough money in the kitty to buy the Cult of Robbo this artifact from the Franklin Mint?
That article was poetic, worth of the name Blake, Thomas, et.al
I read, I wept, I cowered in fear, I drank myself stupid, I cursed, I can be Robbo!
I read, I wept, I cowered in fear, I drank myself stupid, I cursed, I can be Robbo!
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I am not sure how to introduce this next finding, only to say that when one delves into the arcane and occult for answers one must be prepared to have one's soul flayed. The price for knowledge is high my brothers.
grizzlym
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Is that Caroline Wilson supporting the great man's athletic frame?
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Not quite. Let's just say it takes "Having the turtle's head" to a whole new and unpleasant level.
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