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Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo
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grizzlym
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Sorry to correct you in front of the brothers, Slatts, but the great man has only four toes on each foot.
I believe the producers of the television show Lost filmed the last couple of seasons on the small island in the South Pacific where a ruined temple to the great man stands.
As you can see the statue clearly has four toes. I have visited the site recently with DVC and we discovered concrete proof that the foot is indeed Robbos. Behind the statue was over two slabs of discarded VB cans, an empty packet of Burger Rings and a copy of the Herald Sun.
He obviously comes to this scared place for inspiration, or when the Missus kicks him out for leaving the toilet seat down.
While I'm certain of this I would, however, like to obtain photographic proof that the great man has only four digits.
Sorry to correct you in front of the brothers, Slatts, but the great man has only four toes on each foot.
I believe the producers of the television show Lost filmed the last couple of seasons on the small island in the South Pacific where a ruined temple to the great man stands.
As you can see the statue clearly has four toes. I have visited the site recently with DVC and we discovered concrete proof that the foot is indeed Robbos. Behind the statue was over two slabs of discarded VB cans, an empty packet of Burger Rings and a copy of the Herald Sun.
He obviously comes to this scared place for inspiration, or when the Missus kicks him out for leaving the toilet seat down.
While I'm certain of this I would, however, like to obtain photographic proof that the great man has only four digits.
After watching The Great Oaf and his over powdered noggin tonight on 360 i have come to the conclusion that he is Mr Freeze's biological long lost son.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf-pplDK_GA&feature=related
So Grizzly, if you want to further your theory that Robbo has only 4 toes , maybe you should search for video or photographic proof of a shoeless Otto Preminger.
grizzlym
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You obviously don't know Rita my friend.
knob of the highest order. his analysis on that channel 7 gameday makes me believe he does not actually watch all of the games. No insight. A recently retired player with half a brain would be better and more credible
,blasphemy!,!,
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Sorry to correct you in front of the brothers, Slatts, but the great man has only four toes on each foot.
I believe the producers of the television show Lost filmed the last couple of seasons on the small island in the South Pacific where a ruined temple to the great man stands.
As you can see the statue clearly has four toes. I have visited the site recently with DVC and we discovered concrete proof that the foot is indeed Robbos. Behind the statue was over two slabs of discarded VB cans, an empty packet of Burger Rings and a copy of the Herald Sun.
He obviously comes to this scared place for inspiration, or when the Missus kicks him out for leaving the toilet seat down.
While I'm certain of this I would, however, like to obtain photographic proof that the great man has only four digits.
Brother Grizz and I also developed a hypothesis to explain the origins of the extradigital myth. Known for his penchant for a meatlovers pizza (more than few cardboard 'tiles' around the place) and some challenges with hand-mouth coordination, the Robbolith's extra toes may be the result of salamic flotsam. Incidentally we have issued copyright on this name for our new chewy metal band dedicated to cataloging in musical format his, exploits. (p.s Brother Grizz, I think you might have one of my socks in your backpack)
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Brother DVC, I frankly find your hypothesis for the extradigital myth hard to stomach. I ask you this: were said salamic flotsam to occur, would not our tumescent herald engage at once in a salvage operation? He is surely too great a man to let good meat come to such an ugly end.
I proffer my own hypothesis. Accepting your revelation of Robbo's meat-lovers love as a fact most evident, I suggest that the apparent sixth digit is actually the result of a decline in pizza preparation standards. Hear me out. When Robbo orders "the usual" at any of Melbourne's fine pizza establishments, he expects a pizza pie topped with unadulterated meat. Yet occasionally, much to his disgust, he's found the meat contaminated by accidental vegetables.
When he found a stray bit of capsicum, he thought little of it and threw it behind the couch. An innocuous slice of tomato was flung across the room, splattering against the back wall. But when Robbo first discovered a mushroom camouflaged in amongst the meat, he was irate. He dropped it to the ground in horror, and stomped on it repeatedly with such violence that aftershocks were felt from Bendigo to Geelong.
This was many years ago. He has unfortunately discovered many more stray mushrooms since, crushing each one into an amorphous sludge with his thundering left foot. Inevitably, a thick brown caking has developed on his sole, which has now begun to protrude out in the shape of a fat toe.
In short, I contend that it is not salamic flotsam, but rather fungal jetsam that is responsible for the extradigital myth.
I proffer my own hypothesis. Accepting your revelation of Robbo's meat-lovers love as a fact most evident, I suggest that the apparent sixth digit is actually the result of a decline in pizza preparation standards. Hear me out. When Robbo orders "the usual" at any of Melbourne's fine pizza establishments, he expects a pizza pie topped with unadulterated meat. Yet occasionally, much to his disgust, he's found the meat contaminated by accidental vegetables.
When he found a stray bit of capsicum, he thought little of it and threw it behind the couch. An innocuous slice of tomato was flung across the room, splattering against the back wall. But when Robbo first discovered a mushroom camouflaged in amongst the meat, he was irate. He dropped it to the ground in horror, and stomped on it repeatedly with such violence that aftershocks were felt from Bendigo to Geelong.
This was many years ago. He has unfortunately discovered many more stray mushrooms since, crushing each one into an amorphous sludge with his thundering left foot. Inevitably, a thick brown caking has developed on his sole, which has now begun to protrude out in the shape of a fat toe.
In short, I contend that it is not salamic flotsam, but rather fungal jetsam that is responsible for the extradigital myth.
Considering Li'l Libba's birthdate was 16 May 1992, Robbo the Baptist is hinting that conception took place less than five months before delivery. Immaculate conception? Praise be, the Cult of Robbo has a new messiah!
Has a combination of three words ever been so poetic? So meaningful? So right?
Surely, reading this would reduce even the Big Man to shed a tear, to feel the tremble of a lip, to hastily turn away, grunting "You bastard Brother DVC! Making me come over all nancy and acting like a wooly woofta! Shit, can I say that on air?"
To which all would reply, "Too late, O Great Unwashed, for you have already uttered the words bastard, shit and wooly woofta."
All because of the fungal jetsam, lest we forget.
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Brothers, I stumbled across this entry in the evil Macquarie Dictionary last night. (Forgive me for I know not what I do). This opens another door my dear brethren and methinks Robbo has, or once had, another job.
Manglish noun Colloquial 1. (humorous) English, especially in written form, which contains several errors as that sometimes found on the packaging of goods produced in countries where English is not widely spoken.
Manglish noun Colloquial 1. (humorous) English, especially in written form, which contains several errors as that sometimes found on the packaging of goods produced in countries where English is not widely spoken.
I think you may have stumbled onto something here DVC.
It explains what i saw when i was enjoying some Robbo-like fine dining last night.
The can read "Baked, Beens"
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Brian Jonestown
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To one of woman born.
grizzlym
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Robbo needs to be made editor of the Herald Sun immediately.
A conspicuous typo coupled with a flat writing style has rendered what was surely a Pulitzer-worthy story into an embarrassment for the journalist concerned. Imagine this story in the hands of the great man? He wouldn't take just take us on emotional rollercoaster, no he'd throw in a trip on the emotional ghost train.
The great man needs to formally ascend to the throne at the Herald Sun and guide these young pups.
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A conspicuous typo coupled with a flat writing style has rendered what was surely a Pulitzer-worthy story into an embarrassment for the journalist concerned. Imagine this story in the hands of the great man? He wouldn't take just take us on emotional rollercoaster, no he'd throw in a trip on the emotional ghost train.
The great man needs to formally ascend to the throne at the Herald Sun and guide these young pups.
(Right click to view)
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I liked how he likened someone to a drunk rambler tonight on SEN... That's called irony Robbo.
grizzlym
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I liked how he likened someone to a drunk rambler tonight on SEN... That's called irony Robbo.
Or gonzo journalism.
I'm tipping this will be a big week for the great man. He has more than enough ammunition to cut loose this week, with prognostications, inquisitions and observations. I am drooling at the prospect.
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Just to whet your appetite...
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/tackle
"The Eagles are a 20-goal better team than in 2010"
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/tackle
20!
Don't doubt it. Robbo has seen the Eagles and saw that they were good...
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Jeebers. The Midnight Rambler. Tapers off just before head hits keyboard.
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easily the best thread on bigfooty.wish I had found it earlier,I need to repent
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