The Essendon Doping Scandal

[The Captain]

This:

http://wwos.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=8605158

"Channel 9 has learnt that Essendon officials took the extraordinary step last season of presenting players with documents, asking them to sign and therefore take responsibility for any substances taken as part of the Bombers’ fitness program.


Mystery surrounds the types of substance used in the program."


News conference at 2:45pm today

 

[Wingard2Butcher]

This:

http://wwos.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=8605158

"Channel 9 has learnt that Essendon officials took the extraordinary step last season of presenting players with documents, asking them to sign and therefore take responsibility for any substances taken as part of the Bombers’ fitness program.


Mystery surrounds the types of substance used in the program."


News conference at 2:45pm today

 

[HughJazz]

This:

http://wwos.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=8605158

"Channel 9 has learnt that Essendon officials took the extraordinary step last season of presenting players with documents, asking them to sign and therefore take responsibility for any substances taken as part of the Bombers’ fitness program.


Mystery surrounds the types of substance used in the program."


News conference at 2:45pm today

how shit are these bums. they cheat, spend a fortune on tossers & still can't even make the 8!

LOL!

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

The deer antler obviously didn't work. Everyone knows they would have won the premiership last year if they weren't crippled by injuries.

 

[TheyCallMeNafan]

Did someone tell David Hille that his steroids weren't a suppository?

 

[dingoboy]

HIRDS TURDS

 

[Jaeger]

Hahahahahaha awesome!!!!!

Not even cheating could help the scum.

So much fail.

 

[mufassa]

Jesus - they lost the 7 games by an average of 50 points - what would it have been if they hadn't have doped?? This is GOLD!

 

[Wosh]

Juicy juicy..our sport just keeps giving!

 

[ChisBlues]

What has James Hird been lying about now ?
Backstabbers reputation tarnished forever

 

[JuddsABlue]

what exactly did bomber bring down from cat land that made him such a big target for hird?

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

The move out to the airport makes more sense now. Much easier to get the deliveries in without going through customs.

 

[Shawt]

Surely not performance enhancing, given their performances over the last.... well for ages now

 

[JuddsABlue]

When is Jobe returning his brownlow?

 

[Colonelcrab]

All of you who have posted in this thread give yourself a pat on the back. Actually lost my shit reading some of these responses

 

[Hounddd]

Laughs aplenty down at tullamarine! Cheat and still miss the 8
To think where they would've finished if they didn't dope up..?
Just wow.....

 

[TheyCallMeNafan]

IMPORTANT QUESTION: Have Essendon overtaken Carlton and the cheatiest, scummiest club in the league?

It's a 50/50 for mine at this early stage.

 

[BluesMan]

This is quality stuff.

 

[Wosh]

This is quality stuff.

Buddy now this..quality week

 

[Shawt]

I'd have more respect if they had tried to beat the system with an across the board doping regime

Instead, they accidentally instituted an across the board doping regime, against the players wishes, without the coach, board or club even knowing that it was happening.

Evil = Respect
Mind numbing stupidity = Lulz

 

[Waynesworld]

I'm actually quite upset about this.

Now the heat is off Melbourne and their horrible tanking cheating administration before we got any responses...

 

[Byron_Clanger]

I thought performance enhancing drugs were supposed to help players, not cause hamstring injuries, lul

 

[T2B_]

Shame on you Cheatendon!

 

[mufassa]

Pumping estrogen into players was a terrible mistake.

 

[beastie]

please ask for money back.