The Essendon Doping Scandal

[db swannie]

This is EXACTLY the sort of stuff we need during the off season. Tippett, then Buddy now the Bummers on shit drugs.

All of which were more interesting than the cricket.

 

[db swannie]

It appears that they were pumping female estrogen into the players....especially Shortsteppell...

He must have very pert little t***ies.

 

[Harmichael]

 

[JustaBattler]

can't wait for the Oprah interview ...

FAT VLAD and his broken regime can now start fretting about other teams with obvious signs of bigness about them...

Adelaide, Shitney, WetCoastDuckers ...just to start with

oh and check the old pics of Bulging muscles Buckley hahahahhahahaha

 

[db swannie]

Love your work

 

[themarkedman72]

the bummers new assistant fitness coach

 

[db swannie]

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can't wait for the Oprah interview ...

FAT VLAD and his broken regime can now start fretting about other teams with obvious signs of bigness about them...

Adelaide, Shitney, WetCoastDuckers ...just to start with

oh and check the old pics of Bulging muscles Buckley hahahahhahahaha

Won't have to worry about Carltank being investigated, unless they're looking for a drug that causes extreme downhilledness and softcockery in players.

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

The injunctions make sense now

 

[Weiterbot23]

Can't wait to read all the punishment speculation!

Dons are in big trouble

 

[Weiterbot23]

Won't have to worry about Carltank being investigated, unless they're looking for a drug that causes extreme downhilledness and softcockery in players.

You guys were a green run in 2011 elimination final

 

[highflyingcat]

They put together the highest paid coaching and fitness staff and come up with this strategy? Are they serious?
Still you can't turn shit into jam no matter how many drugs you take

 

[JustaBattler]

Goodsey trains real hard I bet ...a real hard trainer - like the bloke above? - eh? - eh? - eh?

 

[db swannie]

You guys were a green run in 2011 elimination final

Does that mean your players soft-cocked and down-hilled with or without the aid of drugs?

 

[royals1922]

This is EXACTLY the sort of stuff we need during the off season. Tippett, then Buddy now the Bummers on shit drugs.

All of which were more interesting than the cricket.

Andy D's had a great off season, now all we need is a ST Kilda scandal and it's all good....

 

[JustaBattler]

Does that mean your players soft-cocked and down-hilled with or without the aid of drugs?

Hows Goodesy's form in the preseason - got enough needles on hand to keep the old body going like a jet?

all that Shitney hardness - brought to you by PFIZER

bwahahahahah - farkin cheats

 

[Hodgepodge]

This is the kind of thing that happens to Bad Luck Brian .

 

[db swannie]

Hows Goodesy's form in the preseason - got enough needles on hand to keep the old body going like a jet?

all that Shitney hardness - brought to you by PFIZER

bwahahahahah - farkin cheats

You are so stupid you make the Weapon look like Einstein. And your team is full of softcocks.
And downhill skiers and your ex-captain is a dirty two time gouger and chicken-winger.
And you wear ladies underpants and please don't have a massive meltdown like you did the other day sooky-britches when you tipped over the table and went to your bedroom to change your tampon because I poked fun at your Visy rep who can't wait to leave your terrible club behind.

My side is the reigning premier and your club gobbles penis for breakfast lunch and dinner.

 

[JustaBattler]

You are so stupid you make the Weapon look like Einstein. And your team is full of softcocks.
And downhill skiers and your ex-captain is a dirty two time gouger and chicken-winger.
And you wear ladies underpants and please don't have a massive meltdown like you did the other day sooky-britches when you tipped over the table and went to your bedroom to change your tampon because I poked fun at your Visy rep who can't wait to leave your terrible club behind.

My side is the reigning premier and your club gobbles penis for breakfast lunch and dinner.

^^ TLDR

Hahahahahaahah - you melting down again princess?
Never mind - I am sure Goodsey's secret is all about those 'cold ice baths' after every match oh yeah and a LOT of 'training'...
I think I am going to make you my personal bitch for the season
Quck run to mummy GongSwan for some help now...quick..

 

[MisterMarcus]

I love how they were happy to just dump their own players in the shit.

"Here, take this stuff.....just sign this waiver saying it's all your fault if I get caught."

 

[The Captain]

"It's Supplementary my Dear Watson"

 

[windyhill]

Absolute dumb campaigners, to even go sailing so close to the wind, even if found innocent,absolute dumb campaigners.

 

[db swannie]

Run along now Justaprattler, the grown ups are talking now.

 

[ozzyoslo]

Juicy juicy..our sport just keeps giving!

eagles supporters have lost their right to comment..........que a midnight oil's song:- "short memories must have a ..........shooooooooort memories"

 

[ozzyoslo]

When is Jobe returning his brownlow?

who came 2nd again?? surely this is one of the biggest stories of the sport.

 

[JustaBattler]

Run along now Justaprattler, the grown ups are talking now.

Check your nappy bubba