Competitions The JAG-a-Goalkicker Challenge

[Pilchard_Adams]

Let's hope it's a 2009 Elimination Final-esque goal avalanche.

No.... I hope theres only 5 goals kicked, all by Talia, Adelaide win by 10 points, that way we can get back into another round this season

 

[Dirty Bird]

Well the PM has been sent. The Fabulous Five as they've been dubbed by the press will ponder their selections over the next few days before the great unveiling at 2pm on Sunday afternoon.

Brown_WOOLF is favourite with double barrel immunity.

Let's hope it's a 2009 Elimination Final-esque goal avalanche.

efa
(Or you could have gone Tremendous Ten, just saying....)

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

efa
(Or you could have gone Tremendous Ten, just saying....)

Geez, you're stretching out this sore loser thing.

How many hints do you need?

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

It's just clicked over to 2pm which means it's time for the Great Unveiling. Just 10 tipsters left which means we move to secret ballot and double speed. Tipsters have a first choice and a second choice this week. Double the fun.

Here are the all important Round 19 selections:

alex_is_on_fire
1st choice - Matthew Wright (Jason Porplyzia)
2nd choice - Jason Porplyzia (Richard Douglas)
- Previous choice(s) Ian Callinan, Rory Sloane, Chris Knights, Nathan van Berlo, Patrick Dangerfield, Taylor Walker

Brown_WOOLF**
1st choice - Richard Douglas (Patrick Dangerfield)
2nd choice - Patrick Dangerfield (Matthew Wright)
- Previous choice(s) Taylor Walker, Ian Callinan, Kurt Tippett, Jason Porplyzia, Rory Sloane, Bernie Vince
** has two Immunity Cards up the sleeve (who made up these rules? )

Carl Spackler
1st choice - Taylor Walker (SUB Patrick Dangerfield)
2nd choice - Josh Jenkins (SUB Scott Thompson)
- Previous choice(s) Ian Callinan, Richard Douglas, Shaun McKernan, Jason Porplyzia, Bernie Vince, Rory Sloane

cm_perfect
1st choice - Taylor Walker (Richard Douglas)
2nd choice - Matthew Wright (Jared Petrenko)
- Previous choice(s) Ian Callinan, Kurt Tippett, Jason Porplyzia, Rory Sloane, Graham Johncock

dude316
1st choice - Patrick Dangerfield (Josh Jenkins)
2nd choice - Bernie Vince (Josh Jenkins)
- Previous choice(s) Taylor Walker, Ian Callinan, Kurt Tippett, Jason Porplyzia, Richard Douglas, Rory Sloane

fatoomsch
1st choice - Taylor Walker (Matthew Wright)
2nd choice - Rory Sloane (Patrick Dangerfield)
- Previous choice(s) Ian Callinan, Jared Petrenko, Chris Knights, Scott Thompson, Jason Porplyzia, Josh Jenkins

hdecure
1st choice - Bernie Vince (SUB Jared Petrenko)
2nd choice - Patrick Dangerfield (SUB Matthew Wright)
- Previous choice(s) Ian Callinan, Jason Porplyzia, Chris Knights, Ricky Henderson, Rory Sloane, Taylor Walker

knobby
1st choice - Taylor Walker (SUB Josh Jenkins)
2nd choice - Patrick Dangerfield (SUB Scott Thompson)
- Previous choice(s) Matthew Wright, Ian Callinan, Richard Douglas, Jason Porplyzia, Bernie Vince, Rory Sloane

RichardMarx
1st choice - Bernie Vince (SUB Patrick Dangerfield)
2nd choice - Josh Jenkins (SUB Patrick Dangerfield)
- Previous choice(s) Taylor Walker, Ian Callinan, Kurt Tippett, Jason Porplyzia, Matthew Wright, Rory Sloane

Tarasque36*
1st choice - Josh Jenkins (Scott Thompson)
2nd choice - Ian Callinan (Scott Thompson)
- Previous choice(s) Kurt Tippett, Taylor Walker, Richard Douglas, Rory Sloane, Jason Porplyzia, Bernie Vince
* Has an Immunity Card up the sleeve

Good luck ladies.

 

[Tarasque36]

Guess I didnt read it right, thought we had til before the game at 4pm
Anyhow if I'm still allowed in - Jenkins (S. Thompson) and Callinan (S. Thompson)

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Guess I didnt read it right, thought we had til before the game at 4pm
Anyhow if I'm still allowed in - Jenkins (S. Thompson) and Callinan (S. Thompson)

I've run it by the Rules Committee and they've given you the green light. All good!

Dirty Bird won't like it, but that's as compelling a reason as any to go easy.

As penance though you have to give out more likes than Bohstrich Burger this week.

 

[Tarasque36]

I like !

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Like Dirty Bird's sexuality, I'm out.

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Exciting game, fun way to spend a Sunday evening. Plus my two guys scored so all good

Goalkickers: Walker 4, Dangerfield 3, Jenkins 2, Johncock 2, Jacobs 1, van Berlo 1, Sloane 1, Riley 1, Porplyzia 1.

Round 19 Results

alex_is_on_fire
1st choice - Matthew Wright (Jason Porplyzia) no goal - eliminated
2nd choice - Jason Porplyzia (Richard Douglas)
- Previous choice(s) Ian Callinan, Rory Sloane, Chris Knights, Nathan van Berlo, Patrick Dangerfield, Taylor Walker

Brown_WOOLF*
1st choice - Richard Douglas (Patrick Dangerfield) no goal - Immunity Card Used
2nd choice - Patrick Dangerfield (Matthew Wright) - GOAL!!!
- Previous choice(s) Taylor Walker, Ian Callinan, Kurt Tippett, Jason Porplyzia, Rory Sloane, Bernie Vince
* One Immunity Card left

Carl Spackler
1st choice - Taylor Walker (SUB Patrick Dangerfield) - GOAL!!!
2nd choice - Josh Jenkins (SUB Scott Thompson) - GOAL!!!
- Previous choice(s) Ian Callinan, Richard Douglas, Shaun McKernan, Jason Porplyzia, Bernie Vince, Rory Sloane

cm_perfect
1st choice - Taylor Walker (Richard Douglas) - GOAL!!!
2nd choice - Matthew Wright (Jared Petrenko) no goal - eliminated
- Previous choice(s) Ian Callinan, Kurt Tippett, Jason Porplyzia, Rory Sloane, Graham Johncock

dude316
1st choice - Patrick Dangerfield (Josh Jenkins) - GOAL!!!
2nd choice - Bernie Vince (Josh Jenkins) - no goal - eliminated
- Previous choice(s) Taylor Walker, Ian Callinan, Kurt Tippett, Jason Porplyzia, Richard Douglas, Rory Sloane

fatoomsch
1st choice - Taylor Walker (Matthew Wright) - GOAL!!!
2nd choice - Rory Sloane (Patrick Dangerfield) - GOAL!!!
- Previous choice(s) Ian Callinan, Jared Petrenko, Chris Knights, Scott Thompson, Jason Porplyzia, Josh Jenkins

hdecure
1st choice - Bernie Vince (SUB Jared Petrenko) - no goal - eliminated
2nd choice - Patrick Dangerfield (SUB Matthew Wright)
- Previous choice(s) Ian Callinan, Jason Porplyzia, Chris Knights, Ricky Henderson, Rory Sloane, Taylor Walker

knobby
1st choice - Taylor Walker (SUB Josh Jenkins) - GOAL!!!
2nd choice - Patrick Dangerfield (SUB Scott Thompson) - GOAL!!!
- Previous choice(s) Matthew Wright, Ian Callinan, Richard Douglas, Jason Porplyzia, Bernie Vince, Rory Sloane

RichardMarx
1st choice - Bernie Vince (SUB Patrick Dangerfield) - no goal - eliminated
2nd choice - Josh Jenkins (SUB Patrick Dangerfield)
- Previous choice(s) Taylor Walker, Ian Callinan, Kurt Tippett, Jason Porplyzia, Matthew Wright, Rory Sloane

Tarasque36*
1st choice - Josh Jenkins (Scott Thompson) - GOAL!!!
2nd choice - Ian Callinan (Scott Thompson) - no goal - Immunity Card Used
- Previous choice(s) Kurt Tippett, Taylor Walker, Richard Douglas, Rory Sloane, Jason Porplyzia, Bernie Vince
* Has an Immunity Card up the sleeve

So after the dust has settled, we still have five tipsters remaining. A couple of Immunity Cards got used along the way, but that's what they're for.

I'll PM out the equation for the remaining tipsters shortly but in the interests of impartiality, I'm going to appeal to the inscrutableness of the smartest, funniest and best looking Mod Allefgib to be the 'keeper' of the selections this week. So we'll have to send him through our choices.

 

[Hank93]

Curse you Bernie! It was a good run. I'll take the Crows win though .

 

[Dirty Bird]

knobby wins knobby wins knobby wins knobby wins knobby wins knobby wins

 

[Allefgib]

All good for keeping the votes.

The missus was complaining about needing more attention, but this is clearly more important.

 

[JP Sauce]

A letter I wrote on Monday

Strangely, he hasn't replied...must be a heavy training week

Please don't sign letters using my name.

 

[RichardMarx]

Bloody Bernie.

 

[OldCrowBloke]

Bloody Bernie.

Carl, this is an unexpected effect of your game. I am pissed at Danger, so is Froggy. RM unhappy with Bernie.

We are turning on our own - next thing we will be Port Powderpuffs!

 

[RichardMarx]

Carl, this is an unexpected effect of your game. I am pissed at Danger, so is Froggy. RM unhappy with Bernie.

We are turning on our own - next thing we will be Port Powderpuffs!

It's true. I was cursing him during the game for not spending enough time in the forward line.

 

[FR0GGY]

Carl, this is an unexpected effect of your game. I am pissed at Danger, so is Froggy. RM unhappy with Bernie.

We are turning on our own - next thing we will be Port Powderpuffs!

Im not pissed at him, I despise him and hope he's traded

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Carl, this is an unexpected effect of your game. I am pissed at Danger, so is Froggy. RM unhappy with Bernie.

We are turning on our own - next thing we will be Port Powderpuffs!

It works both ways though.

I now love Leroy Jenkins more than ever and would gladly have his babies.

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

All good for keeping the votes.

The missus was complaining about needing more attention, but this is clearly more important.

She should have entered the game

 

[Allefgib]

I'll get her in on the next one.

 

[Brown_DOG68]

Rule clarification please?

If a selected player does not kick a goal, can that player be selected again?

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Rule clarification please?

If a selected player does not kick a goal, can that player be selected again?

No, once you've picked them once they're unavailable to you

 

[Brown_DOG68]

No, once you've picked them once they're unavailable to you

Ok Thanks Carl - now i hate Douglas even more!

 

[Hank93]

It's true. I was cursing him during the game for not spending enough time in the forward line.

Me to! Should have picked Jenkins.

 

[Allefgib]

Righto folks - time for the big reveal.

This weeks selections from the 5 remaining bastards.. errr players is:

Brown_WOOLF*
1. Josh Jenkins (sub Matthew Wright)
2. Lewis Johnston (sub Graham Johncock)
- Previous choice(s) Taylor Walker, Ian Callinan, Kurt Tippett, Jason Porplyzia, Rory Sloane, Bernie Vince, Richard Douglas, Patrick Dangerfield
* One Immunity Card left

Carl Spackler
1. Lewis Johnston (SUB Matthew Wright)
2. Graham Johncock (SUB Jared Petrenko)
- Previous choice(s) Ian Callinan, Richard Douglas, Shaun McKernan, Jason Porplyzia, Bernie Vince, Rory Sloane, Taylor Walker, Josh Jenkins

fatoomsch
1. Lewis Johnston (sub Bernie Vince); and
2. Patrick Dangerfield (sub Graham Johncock)
- Previous choice(s) Ian Callinan, Jared Petrenko, Chris Knights, Scott Thompson, Jason Porplyzia, Josh Jenkins, Taylor Walker, Rory Sloane

knobby
1. Josh Jenkins (sub David Mackay)
2. Scott Thompson (sub Brodie Smith)
- Previous choice(s) Matthew Wright, Ian Callinan, Richard Douglas, Jason Porplyzia, Bernie Vince, Rory Sloane, Taylor Walker, Patrick Dangerfield

Tarasque36
1. Graham Johncock
2. Lewis Johnston
- Previous choice(s) Kurt Tippett, Taylor Walker, Richard Douglas, Rory Sloane, Jason Porplyzia, Bernie Vince, Josh Jenkins, Ian Callinan

May the best footy tragic win! (so we can all join in again!)

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