Mega Thread The Latest Kim Duthie Episode

[Donstuie]

A man takes the day off work and
Decides to go out golfing.


He is on the second hole when he
Notices a frog sitting next to the green.


He thinks nothing of it and is
About to shoot when he Hears,


Ribbit 9 Iron.'







The man looks around and doesn't
See anyone.


Again, he hears, 'Ribbit 9 Iron.'


He looks at the frog and decides to
Prove the frog wrong, puts the
Club away, and grabs a 9 iron.


Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the cup.


He is shocked.


He says to the frog,
'Wow that's amazing.
You must be a lucky frog, eh?

The frog replies,
'Ribbit Lucky frog.'

The man decides to take the frog
with him to the next hole.

'What do you think frog?'
The man asks.


'Ribbit 3 wood.'

The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
Boom! Hole in one.


The man is befuddled and doesn't know
What to say.


By the end of the day, the man golfed the
Best game of golf in his life and
asks the frog,


'OK where to next?'

The frog replies,

'Ribbit Crown Casino..



They go to the Casino
and the guy says,
'OK frog, now What?'


The frog says, 'Ribbit Roulette.'


Upon approaching the roulette table,


The man asks,
'What do you think I should Bet?'


The frog replies,
'Ribbit $3000, black 6.'

Now, this is a
million-to-one shot to win, but
after the golf game the man
Figures what the heck.

Boom!


Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.

The man takes his winnings and
buys the best room in the Hotel.


He sits the frog down and Says,
'Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money and
I am forever grateful.'

The frog replies,
'Ribbit KissMe.'

He figures why not,
Since after all the frog did for Him,
He deserves it.


With a kiss, the frog turns into a
young 17-year-old girl.


'And that,

your honor, is how the girl
ended up in my room.


So help me God,
Or my name is not Ricky Nixon.'

 

[Cool User Name]

**edit**


So help me God,
Or my name is not Ricky Nixon.'

I'm more inclined to believe that than the other garbage he spouted.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Is she 18 soon. The Porno will be coming out then.
When Kimmy met Ricky. Starring Kim Duthie as Kim Duthie, and Ron Jeremy as Ricky Nixon.
eeeew just like the real thing.

 

[Trugo anyone]

Donstuie ^
Charles Foster Kane applauding his naive talentless girlfriend's embarrassing attempt to become an opera star in a role Kane has bought for her .... if this is supposed to be some sort of metaphoric reference to KD and RN, then it is a massive fail. If it is meant to be a comment upon WWWombat's jest, which I think is delightful, then this image of a man attempting to buy fame for his sweet but unremarkable girlfriend is misplaced here. The whole point of this image constructed by Orson is to metaphorically illustrate the aspect of Kane's character which leads him to promote the unpromotable, to believe he can impose his will upon the elite, that he can publish whatever he chooses and force people to like it. Whilst it is pleasing to see iconic images from the American cinema circa 1939 still have currency in the 21st century, I'm sure Orson would prefer his work remained absent from the tawdry story the subject of this thread. And then again, maybe this is all too North Carlton for me and I should just banish myself to the Almanac.

 

[newcastlefalcon]

WWWombat absolutely priceless and probably more believable that most to do with RN and KD

A man takes the day off work and
Decides to go out golfing.


He is on the second hole when he
Notices a frog sitting next to the green.


He thinks nothing of it and is
About to shoot when he Hears,


Ribbit 9 Iron.'







The man looks around and doesn't
See anyone.


Again, he hears, 'Ribbit 9 Iron.'


He looks at the frog and decides to
Prove the frog wrong, puts the
Club away, and grabs a 9 iron.


Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the cup.


He is shocked.


He says to the frog,
'Wow that's amazing.
You must be a lucky frog, eh?

The frog replies,
'Ribbit Lucky frog.'

The man decides to take the frog
with him to the next hole.

'What do you think frog?'
The man asks.


'Ribbit 3 wood.'

The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
Boom! Hole in one.


The man is befuddled and doesn't know
What to say.


By the end of the day, the man golfed the
Best game of golf in his life and
asks the frog,


'OK where to next?'

The frog replies,

'Ribbit Crown Casino..



They go to the Casino
and the guy says,
'OK frog, now What?'


The frog says, 'Ribbit Roulette.'


Upon approaching the roulette table,


The man asks,
'What do you think I should Bet?'


The frog replies,
'Ribbit $3000, black 6.'

Now, this is a
million-to-one shot to win, but
after the golf game the man
Figures what the heck.

Boom!


Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.

The man takes his winnings and
buys the best room in the Hotel.


He sits the frog down and Says,
'Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money and
I am forever grateful.'

The frog replies,
'Ribbit KissMe.'

He figures why not,
Since after all the frog did for Him,
He deserves it.


With a kiss, the frog turns into a
young 17-year-old girl.


'And that,

your honor, is how the girl
ended up in my room.


So help me God,
Or my name is not Ricky Nixon.'

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

Donstuie ^
Charles Foster Kane applauding his naive talentless girlfriend's embarrassing attempt to become an opera star in a role Kane has bought for her .... if this is supposed to be some sort of metaphoric reference to KD and RN, then it is a massive fail. If it is meant to be a comment upon WWWombat's jest, which I think is delightful, then this image of a man attempting to buy fame for his sweet but unremarkable girlfriend is misplaced here. The whole point of this image constructed by Orson is to metaphorically illustrate the aspect of Kane's character which leads him to promote the unpromotable, to believe he can impose his will upon the elite, that he can publish whatever he chooses and force people to like it. Whilst it is pleasing to see iconic images from the American cinema circa 1939 still have currency in the 21st century, I'm sure Orson would prefer his work remained absent from the tawdry story the subject of this thread. And then again, maybe this is all too North Carlton for me and I should just banish myself to the Almanac.

Quality post this. More please.

 

[BABYBOMBERS2007]

A man takes the day off work and
Decides to go out golfing.


He is on the second hole when he
Notices a frog sitting next to the green.


He thinks nothing of it and is
About to shoot when he Hears,


Ribbit 9 Iron.'







The man looks around and doesn't
See anyone.


Again, he hears, 'Ribbit 9 Iron.'


He looks at the frog and decides to
Prove the frog wrong, puts the
Club away, and grabs a 9 iron.


Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the cup.


He is shocked.


He says to the frog,
'Wow that's amazing.
You must be a lucky frog, eh?

The frog replies,
'Ribbit Lucky frog.'

The man decides to take the frog
with him to the next hole.

'What do you think frog?'
The man asks.


'Ribbit 3 wood.'

The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
Boom! Hole in one.


The man is befuddled and doesn't know
What to say.


By the end of the day, the man golfed the
Best game of golf in his life and
asks the frog,


'OK where to next?'

The frog replies,

'Ribbit Crown Casino..



They go to the Casino
and the guy says,
'OK frog, now What?'


The frog says, 'Ribbit Roulette.'


Upon approaching the roulette table,


The man asks,
'What do you think I should Bet?'


The frog replies,
'Ribbit $3000, black 6.'

Now, this is a
million-to-one shot to win, but
after the golf game the man
Figures what the heck.

Boom!


Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.

The man takes his winnings and
buys the best room in the Hotel.


He sits the frog down and Says,
'Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money and
I am forever grateful.'

The frog replies,
'Ribbit KissMe.'

He figures why not,
Since after all the frog did for Him,
He deserves it.


With a kiss, the frog turns into a
young 17-year-old girl.


'And that,

your honor, is how the girl
ended up in my room.


So help me God,
Or my name is not Ricky Nixon.'

Brilliant, though I thought it was going to be a joke.

 

[Davo23]

A man takes the day off work and
Decides to go out golfing.


He is on the second hole when he
Notices a frog sitting next to the green.


He thinks nothing of it and is
About to shoot when he Hears,


Ribbit 9 Iron.'







The man looks around and doesn't
See anyone.


Again, he hears, 'Ribbit 9 Iron.'


He looks at the frog and decides to
Prove the frog wrong, puts the
Club away, and grabs a 9 iron.


Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the cup.


He is shocked.


He says to the frog,
'Wow that's amazing.
You must be a lucky frog, eh?

The frog replies,
'Ribbit Lucky frog.'

The man decides to take the frog
with him to the next hole.

'What do you think frog?'
The man asks.


'Ribbit 3 wood.'

The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
Boom! Hole in one.


The man is befuddled and doesn't know
What to say.


By the end of the day, the man golfed the
Best game of golf in his life and
asks the frog,


'OK where to next?'

The frog replies,

'Ribbit Crown Casino..



They go to the Casino
and the guy says,
'OK frog, now What?'


The frog says, 'Ribbit Roulette.'


Upon approaching the roulette table,


The man asks,
'What do you think I should Bet?'


The frog replies,
'Ribbit $3000, black 6.'

Now, this is a
million-to-one shot to win, but
after the golf game the man
Figures what the heck.

Boom!


Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.

The man takes his winnings and
buys the best room in the Hotel.


He sits the frog down and Says,
'Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money and
I am forever grateful.'

The frog replies,
'Ribbit KissMe.'

He figures why not,
Since after all the frog did for Him,
He deserves it.


With a kiss, the frog turns into a
young 17-year-old girl.


'And that,

your honor, is how the girl
ended up in my room.


So help me God,
Or my name is not Ricky Nixon.'

Very old joke, adapted for whatever male & female are in vogue.


.

 

[bradrowe#32]

Donstuie ^
Charles Foster Kane applauding his naive talentless girlfriend's embarrassing attempt to become an opera star in a role Kane has bought for her .... if this is supposed to be some sort of metaphoric reference to KD and RN, then it is a massive fail. If it is meant to be a comment upon WWWombat's jest, which I think is delightful, then this image of a man attempting to buy fame for his sweet but unremarkable girlfriend is misplaced here. The whole point of this image constructed by Orson is to metaphorically illustrate the aspect of Kane's character which leads him to promote the unpromotable, to believe he can impose his will upon the elite, that he can publish whatever he chooses and force people to like it. Whilst it is pleasing to see iconic images from the American cinema circa 1939 still have currency in the 21st century, I'm sure Orson would prefer his work remained absent from the tawdry story the subject of this thread. And then again, maybe this is all too North Carlton for me and I should just banish myself to the Almanac.

Good Lord, excellent posting, Sir.

 

[webbo_83]

Very old joke, adapted for whatever male & female are in vogue.


.

I'm shocked that another keyboard hero pops up!

Everyone who read that has probably heard that joke before, but it didn't stop it being funny though. Oxygen thief.

 

[Saint Kidding]

According to her tweets, the young lady now wants justice for Ricky. Seems that it was all the AFLPA's fault.

 

[LifeSpan-Void]

Donstuie ^
Charles Foster Kane applauding his naive talentless girlfriend's embarrassing attempt to become an opera star in a role Kane has bought for her .... if this is supposed to be some sort of metaphoric reference to KD and RN, then it is a massive fail. If it is meant to be a comment upon WWWombat's jest, which I think is delightful, then this image of a man attempting to buy fame for his sweet but unremarkable girlfriend is misplaced here. The whole point of this image constructed by Orson is to metaphorically illustrate the aspect of Kane's character which leads him to promote the unpromotable, to believe he can impose his will upon the elite, that he can publish whatever he chooses and force people to like it. Whilst it is pleasing to see iconic images from the American cinema circa 1939 still have currency in the 21st century, I'm sure Orson would prefer his work remained absent from the tawdry story the subject of this thread. And then again, maybe this is all too North Carlton for me and I should just banish myself to the Almanac.

At this level of literacy, the real scandal here is that you have listed Collingwood as your team.

 

[TerryWallet]

At this level of literacy, the real scandal here is that you have listed Collingwood as your team.

Instead of your thinly veiled swipe above, you should have just welcomed Joffa to the board and congratulated him on his nice post.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

I took it as an ironic swipe at the commonly held view of the Collingwood supporter stereotype.

 

[bilston]

sam newman may have taken over nixon's "mentoring" role

 

[Max Rockatansky]

sam newman may have taken over nixon's "mentoring" role

Dear God - He's almost 50 years older than her.
His skin would be more rubbery than a steggles chicken.

 

[mums choice]

sam newman may have taken over nixon's "mentoring" role

Think you will find sam said a few things about kim on his radio show IIRC. That may be her retaliation. Get sam in the shit. Hope you didnt fall for it.

 

[bilston]

Think you will find sam said a few things about kim on his radio show IIRC. That may be her retaliation. Get sam in the shit. Hope you didnt fall for it.

sam said absolutely nothing about her on his show...refused point blank to discuss her when quizzed by steve price...hope you listened to it

 

[mums choice]

sam said absolutely nothing about her on his show...refused point blank to discuss her when quizzed by steve price...hope you listened to it

sorry think you misunderstood. His comnents werent today and in my opinion were tongue in cheek. Duthie probs took advantage and tweeted she went on a date with him to gain some attention. I dont believe it and hope i am right. But alot on twitter did and were giving him a bashing.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Anyone think Sam Newman would give a rats.

I would expect his response to be something along the lines of, "I havent, but I'd like to, but only if she puts out."

 

[Upgrayedd]

Anyone think Sam Newman would give a rats.

I would expect his response to be something along the lines of, "I havent, but I'd like to, but only if she puts out."

"we did it, what of it?"

 

[Milestone]

NEWS: Kim duthie denies having sex and Taking drugs with Ricky Nixon.

NEWS: Kim duthie denies having sex and Taking drugs with ricky nixon. Full story herald sun tomorrow. Online soon.

http://twitter.com/#!/Robbo_heraldsun


...

Apologies if this has already been posted but I have scrolled and searched.

Do we owe Ricky an apology???

 

[rickyp]

Re: NEWS: Kim duthie denies having sex and Taking drugs with Ricky Nixon.

Really? Well this is certainly news!

 

[thecatattack]

Re: NEWS: Kim duthie denies having sex and Taking drugs with Ricky Nixon.

****ing publicity whore.

 

[AllFooty4]

Re: NEWS: Kim duthie denies having sex and Taking drugs with Ricky Nixon.

Probably, god this girl could have been successful with the way she can manipulate soo many people and make people always see things how she wants it to be seen. Just wish they weren't used to **** over footy players.