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[Tulip]

They’re clearly joking

 

[Johnny Karate]

I actually rate Essendon’s youth. They can build a flag a flag from this list, the obvious caveats being whether they can develop their players and a style of football/game plan that can salute.

I’m also hoping that they fail dismally at both.

 

[netslave]

They’re clearly joking

Probably but you can't be sure with that lot.

 

[Proper Gander]

This one isn’t in any way a looney comment, but I had to post it here because it’s so good. This is from the Saints autopsy thread, which started up about 25 minutes before the end of the game.

“You don’t have to be a dwarf to be burned by this club”

Hats off to the author. That is excellent stuff

 

[00Stinger]

Over the past month and a half Petracca has averaged less than 0.5 goals a game and less than 20% goal kicking accuracy. Lucky he had that purple patch in the first month of the season otherwise he would be a VFL standard player. What a dud, gets heaps of the ball and kicks at Auskick level.

 

[Scythe94]

Over the past month and a half Petracca has averaged less than 0.5 goals a game and less than 20% goal kicking accuracy. Lucky he had that purple patch in the first month of the season otherwise he would be a VFL standard player. What a dud, gets heaps of the ball and kicks at Auskick level.

Falcon is making a case for the naming rights of this thread

 

[Gysberts2Bate]

Falcon is making a case for the naming rights of this thread

I endorse this

 

[Johnny Karate]

Falcon is making a case for the naming rights of this thread

I suppose this type of posting could be explained by the username. A head injury would explain a lot.

 

[schmuttt]

This one isn’t in any way a looney comment, but I had to post it here because it’s so good. This is from the Saints autopsy thread, which started up about 25 minutes before the end of the game.

“You don’t have to be a dwarf to be burned by this club”

Hats off to the author. That is excellent stuff

The st Kilda board really is the best board on BF (After ours of course).

 

[Grimesy87]

Falcon is making a case for the naming rights of this thread

I'm nearly convinced falcon is Tony Elshaug

 

[Scythe94]

The st Kilda board really is the best board on BF (After ours of course).

Port's is also fun

 

[Toump Ass]

This one isn’t in any way a looney comment, but I had to post it here because it’s so good. This is from the Saints autopsy thread, which started up about 25 minutes before the end of the game.

“You don’t have to be a dwarf to be burned by this club”

Hats off to the author. That is excellent stuff

There's some ripper posters on the Saints board. I love their autopsy threads, plenty of quality melts but also some really funny comments. They're great posters in general actually, I've always felt very welcome there. Can't say that for many other boards...

 

[Proper Gander]

There's some ripper posters on the Saints board. I love their autopsy threads, plenty of quality melts but also some really funny comments. They're great posters in general actually, I've always felt very welcome there. Can't say that for many other boards...

yeah they have some very funny posters.

 

[Lampers]

Falcon is making a case for the naming rights of this thread

“So Falcon, on the doll, show me where the bad Petracca touched you.”

 

[Theseventhhamster]

“So Falcon, on the doll, show me where the bad Petracca touched you.”

It's just him projecting his anger at Petracca going past Dusty and the fear of it continuing.

 

[Johnny Karate]

Two threads on the main board deserve a shout out.

I. Aaron Hall

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Aaron Hall

Age

34

Ht

185cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.0

5star

K

11.8

4star

HB

7.2

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

3.3

5star

MG

268.3

4star

D

14.9

4star

K

8.9

4star

HB

6.0

3star

M

2.3

2star

T

2.6

4star

MG

268.3

4star

D

13.2

4star

K

8.0

3star

HB

5.2

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.6

5star

’s ‘World Record’ for metres gained - 1. Didn’t North get smashed by 10 goals by another bottom 6 side? 2. Could we just get Jayden Hunt

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Jayden Hunt

Age

29

Ht

188cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

5.3

1star

K

3.3

1star

HB

2.0

2star

M

1.7

2star

T

2.3

4star

MG

78.7

1star

D

5.3

1star

K

3.3

1star

HB

2.0

1star

M

1.7

2star

T

2.3

3star

MG

78.7

1star

D

5.3

2star

K

3.3

2star

HB

2.0

2star

M

1.7

2star

T

2.3

4star

MG

78.7

2star

to take kick ins for a day so he could play on, run 30 aimless metres and dump kick it 40-45 metres, 15 times to break this record?

2. Ranking coaches as players. The numpty starting the thread has Goodwin ranked 10th behind the likes of Scott, Longmuir, Dew and Hardwick. When someone pointed out that Goodwin played 275 games was a 5 time All Australian etc., said numpty dismissed it as a ‘good resume’. Possibly because he was a good player?

 

[Bluelegs]

Most of Halls metres gained were from kick ins

 

[Gysberts2Bate]

Two threads on the main board deserve a shout out.

I. Aaron Hall’s ‘World Record’ for metres gained - 1. Didn’t North get smashed by 10 goals by another bottom 6 side? 2. Could we just get Jayden Hunt to take kick ins for a day so he could play on, run 30 aimless metres and dump kick it 40-45 metres, 15 times to break this record?

2. Ranking coaches as players. The numpty starting the thread has Goodwin ranked 10th behind the likes of Scott, Longmuir, Dew and Hardwick. When someone pointed out that Goodwin played 275 games was a 5 time All Australian etc., said numpty dismissed it as a ‘good resume’. Possibly because he was a good player?

Lmfao. I don’t think people realise how good five AA selections are. Only five 5+ time AAs in the league at present.

I’d have thought Goody was easily second behind Voss, and third at worst behind Mitchell - both of whom are first year coaches incidentally.

 

[Topkent]

Really need to rename this Dansters Den or Dungeon.

 

[Dancing Potato]

Two threads on the main board deserve a shout out.

I. Aaron Hall’s ‘World Record’ for metres gained - 1. Didn’t North get smashed by 10 goals by another bottom 6 side? 2. Could we just get Jayden Hunt to take kick ins for a day so he could play on, run 30 aimless metres and dump kick it 40-45 metres, 15 times to break this record?

2. Ranking coaches as players. The numpty starting the thread has Goodwin ranked 10th behind the likes of Scott, Longmuir, Dew and Hardwick. When someone pointed out that Goodwin played 275 games was a 5 time All Australian etc., said numpty dismissed it as a ‘good resume’. Possibly because he was a good player?

"World Record"

 

[Lampers]

"World Record"

I heard someone in the Nepalese Australian Football League picked up more metres gained.

 

[Johnny Karate]

I heard someone in the Nepalese Australian Football League picked up more metres gained.

Higher altitudes don’t count.

 

[Scythe94]

Richmond board will be good reading again tonight. I'll kick it off:



Ready for an epidemic of players forfeiting a month of match payments, ruining their reputations and jeopardising their place in their teams for some premeditated violence?

 

[Proper Gander]

Richmond board will be good reading again tonight. I'll kick it off:

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Ready for an epidemic of players forfeiting a month of match payments, ruining their reputations and jeopardising their place in their teams for some premeditated violence?

God bless you Scythe - I didn’t even think of this one but it will be peak good reading and is now on my schedule for tonight

 

[Proper Gander]

Richmond board will be good reading again tonight. I'll kick it off:

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Ready for an epidemic of players forfeiting a month of match payments, ruining their reputations and jeopardising their place in their teams for some premeditated violence?

Also on this - is this bloke suggesting that Tom Stewart is an expendable 23rd player who was give the task to take out Prestia? I don’t understand the logic of where he is going with this one