Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

[Contested Marx]

Lol derm on League teams thinks wingard isnt in the same leauge as Rioli.. What a joke this guy is. If he's not in the AA team that's a disgrace and it shouldnt depend on the performance on Friday.

He's not in the same league. He's in a league above.

One is an aging small forward that occasionally touches the ball and very occasionally kicks a handful of goals. The other is a young small forward/midfielder that gets plenty of the ball, is effective wherever he played and consistently kicks goals.

 

[PAFC66]

He's miles better than cyrillllllllllll.. Yes he's an opportunist but doesnt get anwhere near as much ball as the chad

 

[Portmanteau]

Lol derm on League teams thinks wingard isnt in the same leauge as Rioli.. What a joke this guy is. If he's not in the AA team that's a disgrace and it shouldnt depend on the performance on Friday.

Well one things for sure, the opinion of Dermott won't figure in the decision. The footy world knows Chad is ahead of Cyril this year.

 

[Portmanteau]

He's not in the same league. He's in a league above.

One is an aging small forward that occasionally touches the ball and very occasionally kicks a handful of goals. The other is a young small forward/midfielder that gets plenty of the ball, is effective wherever he played and consistently kicks goals.

Ageing? Fair go...

The answer to ridiculous statements is not to make further ridiculous statements.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Ageing? Fair go...

The answer to ridiculous statements is not to make further ridiculous statements.

Technically everyone is ageing.

 

[Bosley]

I thought u guys were playing tomoro night but apparently it's only Cyril playing.

League Teams is getting to be a joke with Dermott's Cyril love, gave Port absolutely no time at all. I actually wanted to hear some info about the team.

 

[raman]

Man I'd love to see Jonas run through Rioli and turn him into human hamburger in the first 30 seconds.

 

[Dylan8]

Man I'd love to see Jonas run through Rioli and turn him into human hamburger in the first 30 seconds.

mmm, human hamburger

 

[Bosley]

Man I'd love to see Jonas run through Rioli and turn him into human hamburger in the first 30 seconds.

I wanna see Chad kick 8 and Cyril 0. Oh please, oh please.

 

[Malibu#27]

I thought u guys were playing tomoro night but apparently it's only Cyril playing.

League Teams is getting to be a joke with Dermott's Cyril love, gave Port absolutely no time at all. I actually wanted to hear some info about the team.

Dear Dermutt:

Since his debut in 2012 Chads played 86 games for 142 goals @ 1.65 per game with 17.56 disposals and 2.62 tackles. ...... Starting as a teenager.

In that same time Cyril has played 78 games for 110 goals @ 1.41 per game with 13.32 disposals and 3.96 tackles per game.

The extra 1.34 tackles would want to be bloody good.

 

[Contested Marx]

Ageing? Fair go...

The answer to ridiculous statements is not to make further ridiculous statements.

I guess I meant 'more injury prone / less career ahead' but yep, was sort of stretching

 

[Steve Dore]

I guess I meant 'more injury prone / less career ahead' but yep, was sort of stretching

Cyril is 26, Chad is 22. In the context of an AFL player's career Cyril has certainly aged more than Chad.

Chad has probably got twice as long left in the game as Cyril. For people like Derm and Bruce however the longer Cyril is retired the better footballer he will have been.

 

[TheFVK]

Chad has aged almost 4 years since his debut as an 18yo. Interestingly, Cyril has also aged 4 years during this period. Coincidence? You be the judge

 

[El Zorro]

Chad has aged almost 4 years since his debut as an 18yo. Interestingly, Cyril has also aged 4 years during this period. Coincidence? You be the judge

get out of here! That's spooky!

 

[finbarr]

Man I'd love to see Jonas run through Rioli and turn him into human hamburger in the first 30 seconds.

That would really give ol' Squealy McSqueal something to squeal about at the tribunal.

 

[proman_x]

Chad has aged almost 4 years since his debut as an 18yo. Interestingly, Cyril has also aged 4 years during this period. Coincidence? You be the judge

get out of here! That's spooky!

 

[Coobk001]

Illuminati

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Damian Barrett still world champion

 

[Steve Dore]

Chad has aged almost 4 years since his debut as an 18yo. Interestingly, Cyril has also aged 4 years during this period. Coincidence? You be the judge

As Einstein said, it's all relative.

 

[Andy_B]

Damian Barrett still world champion

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What I love is the idoits on channel 9 always pointing to the 1 or 2 times barret was right or broke some story (eg gold coast coke) and act like hes the great all knowing orical of footy reporting.

But isnt the point of being a reporter is to be right everytime? Not just once in a blue moon.

 

[GranFormaggi]

As Einstein said, it's all relative.

Ein-y was referring to the love life of the average Tasmanian when he said that.

 

[NoddyHolder]

Chad has aged almost 4 years since his debut as an 18yo. Interestingly, Cyril has also aged 4 years during this period. Coincidence? You be the judge

I aged 45 years during 2011/12.

 

[chiwigi]

What I love is the idoits on channel 9 always pointing to the 1 or 2 times barret was right or broke some story (eg gold coast coke) and act like hes the great all knowing orical of footy reporting.

But isnt the point of being a reporter is to be right everytime? Not just once in a blue moon.

The days where there editor checked that you had valid sources before you wrote are loooong gone.

 

[MagPower83]

What I love is the idoits on channel 9 always pointing to the 1 or 2 times barret was right or broke some story (eg gold coast coke) and act like hes the great all knowing orical of footy reporting.

But isnt the point of being a reporter is to be right everytime? Not just once in a blue moon.

Well that Travis Boat bloke is running around in Blue and White hoops isn't he?

#damoisneverwrong

 

[FPPF]

Lol derm on League teams thinks wingard isnt in the same leauge as Rioli.. What a joke this guy is. If he's not in the AA team that's a disgrace and it shouldnt depend on the performance on Friday.

Rioli is a well established player in a big Vic club.
Wingard is a young gun whose coming up, in a non-Vic club.
Take Wingard and put him in a big Vic club, and he'll be praised as being the best thing to happen to footy since Gary Ablett decided to make a junior.