Banter The No Dazzlering Big Cricket Thread

[Carbine Chaos]

Bancroft out first ball of our Shield season.

 

[Carbine Chaos]

2/0 after two balls.

 

[THE A5]

Sack Voges

 

[RookiePick]

2/0 after two balls.

Neser on a hattie third ball of the match. Jaysus.

Banners is a complete clown. Some strong shield outings and his name would have had to been circulating again.

 

[RookiePick]

Gee Neser reminds me of Rhino Harris these days. Thicc, powerful bloke.

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Neser on a hattie third ball of the match. Jaysus.

Banners is a complete clown. Some strong shield outings and his name would have had to been circulating again.

Bancroft is the Ryan Murphy of cricket. Very good at state level but will never make it at the highest level.

 

[Ochre]

Bancroft is the Ryan Murphy of cricket. Very good at state level but will never make it at the highest level.

Weird way of spelling 'Eastern States conspiracy'

 

[RookiePick]

Shambles. The Four-peat dream is over!

 

[darksquare]

Bancroft is the Ryan Murphy of cricket. Very good at state level but will never make it at the highest level.

Marcus Harris 143. But he's another that might be short of international class. Would they rush in Sam Konstas?

 

[ioppolo]

Marcus Harris 143. But he's another that might be short of international class. Would they rush in Sam Konstas?

I hope not even if he puts a bunch of scores together. He only turned 19 a week ago.

 

[FKASC]

Fold

 

[Dazzler9]

Cartwright and Whiteman are launching a steady fightback here.

 

[RookiePick]

Cartwright and Whiteman are launching a steady fightback here.

Like clockwork mate! Well done. Big pre-season of Dazzlering paying immediate dividends!

 

[Keys]

Cartwright and Whiteman are launching a steady fightback here.

There’s a reason why your name is in the thread title

 

[Ochre]

Cartwright and Whiteman are launching a steady fightback here.

And now cricket season has truly started.

 

[Ilkka Sinisalo]

Philippe made 56 which I feel like is more runs than he scored in the entire 2023-24 Shield season.

 

[FKASC]

Like clockwork mate! Well done. Big pre-season of Dazzlering paying immediate dividends!

Apparently he spent time in Qatar with the high performance gurus

 

[Dazzler9]

Sorry guys. I just wanted to test if I still had that ol' Dazzler magic

 

[RookiePick]

Sorry guys. I just wanted to test if I still had that ol' Dazzler magic

That old Daz magic has me in its spell
That old Daz magic that you weave so well
Those icy fingers up and down my spine
The same old witchcraft when you post ev'ry time

 

[Dazzler9]

Inglis with the dig we needed here.

 

[RookiePick]

Good counterattack. Seems to have freed Whiteman up a little too.

 

[Ilkka Sinisalo]

Nathan Lyon in at 8 for NSW feels like a new level of long tail.

 

[KBLT]

In other games, a very impressive knock from 19 year old Sam Konstas for NSW today. 152 from 241, next highest is Philippe with 56.

 

[FKASC]

Nathan Lyon in at 8 for NSW feels like a new level of long tail.

New south tails

 

[RookiePick]

Lyon has a towering FC average of 12.55 if you don't mind!