Oppo Camp The Non-North Footy Discussion & Matchday Chat Thread (NNFD&MCT) IX

[Makeshift Park]

Just bought tickets for a family of four to an AFL semi-final two days before the match for a grand total of $97.60.

Crazy town.

 

[RightWingRoo]

Lions fans generally aren't travellers?
Only really seem to have an away presence at Vic games, with the ex-Fitzroy fans who jumped on board with them.
Look like they're non existent beyond the cheersquad elsewhere.

 

[muttley45]

How in the hell did Charlie Dixon

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Charlie Dixon

Age

34

Ht

200cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.7

3star

K

6.9

3star

HB

4.7

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.2

4star

G

1.6

5star

D

10.5

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

3.5

2star

M

5.0

5star

T

1.5

2star

G

2.5

5star

D

8.2

2star

K

4.4

2star

HB

3.8

3star

M

2.0

3star

T

1.8

4star

G

0.8

4star

stay in the team ?

 

[see see]

How in the hell did Charlie Dixon stay in the team ?

Poort clearly tanking. They want to move up from pick 78 to the much-prized pick 76.

 

[Samsquanch]

In b4 giantroo

 

[ToxicMegaPunts]

In b4 giantroo

 

[Cyber_punk]

In b4 giantroo

He doesn't strike me as someone who would be interested in a leadership role at this point, and he is well cooked, and 34 in 2025.

Foolish by the Suns

 

[The acurate one]

I'm at 8 & 9's as we darn well say about the result tonight.

After finding the Hawfs greatest evert recruiting top ten and us being involved in 50% of it.

Then seeing Kennett go al clarko again, such a weak shit of a man.

Then seeing the wee wizard muscle flex pic and hearing how we'll regret not taking the wee wizards.

I maybe going for Poort, I think I will, that could change though

 

[Samsquanch]

I maybe going for Poort

Here's my justification for picking poorta...

Poorta to make GF. Kenny gets 5 more years, signed and announced on the Friday night GF eve and the team celebrate with a case of West End non-alcoholic brew and pie floaters with their master coach and come down with a chronic case of dysentery by GF morning. JHFF simultaneously casting vomit and liqui-shit from one end of Fabian's MG to the other as he's being driven to the ground.

And I hate hawthorne's guts.

 

[The acurate one]

Here's my justification for picking poorta...

Poorta to make GF. Kenny gets 5 more years, signed and announced on the Friday night GF eve and the team celebrate with a case of West End non-alcoholic brew and pie floaters with their master coach and come down with a chronic case of dysentery by GF morning. JHFF simultaneously casting vomit and liqui-shit from one end of Fabian's MG to the other as he's being driven to the ground.

And I hate hawthorne's guts.

It’s a done deal I’m all a ****en board !!

Toot toot the Port power

 

[Nate7]

Porta win, Ken gets extended.
Porta lose, bigfooty servers fail.

 

[Loose_Cannon]

Porta win, Ken gets extended.
Porta lose, bigfooty servers fail.

Surely we're hoping for a Port win here and a loss next week, right?

 

[koshari]

The meek shall inherit the earth

 

[koshari]

Sheesh the telegram must have gone out midweek but at least try and obscure the port bias a trifle...

 

[koshari]

Chols not a smart footballer

 

[hotchilli]

Chols not a smart footballer

Weddle as well.

 

[hotchilli]

Port have really failed to cash in on their control of the game.

 

[DarwinRoo]

Win something before you talk shit Ken.

 

[Passmore]

Chols not a footballer

Fixed

 

[see see]

Poort remind me of us in 2000 and 2007 - absolutely torched in the Qualifying Final, doing a dead cat bounce and grinding out a win against less fancied opposition in the Semi Final before getting absolutely flensed in the Prelim. Unfortunately, due to their No Dickheads policy, it's unlikely that any Swans players will do a Tredders-style bow to the crowd when they're 10+ goals up late in the game

 

[SpiderBurton22]

Poort remind me of us in 2000 and 2007 - absolutely torched in the Qualifying Final, doing a dead cat bounce and grinding out a win against less fancied opposition in the Semi Final before getting absolutely flensed in the Prelim. Unfortunately, due to their No Dickheads policy, it's unlikely that any Swans players will do a Tredders-style bow to the crowd when they're 10+ goals up late in the game

Swans have plenty of dickheads.

Exhibit A

 

[Lomas]

Swans have plenty of dickheads.

Exhibit A

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I wish he was our dickhead.

 

[Sillygit]

Win something before you talk shit Ken.

the width of the post away from being dumped by the 7th placed team, both teams walking off to set up for the chairing off of a 300 gamer, yes this is the perfect time to yell out to that opposition player and show that these types of things are really effective against me.

 

[koshari]

I wish he was our dickhead.

can play

 

[Merlin007]

can play

The Kinnear Beatson Hyper Competitive Model Mark 1