The Precinct at Alberton (Formerly The Port Club)

[chiwigi]

The

I like "The Precinct"

Same.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I like "The Precinct"

Pre-game events there can be called The Prestink

 

[afl2004]

Pre-game events there can be called The Prestink

The pre Sack hinkley

 

[Winestoppable]

Pre-game events there can be called The Prestink

The Hink Prestink

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[Enviable Tradition]

Bogans at the bottom, cashed up bogans upstairs moite.

That explains why I'm downstairs right now.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Pre-game events there can be called The Prestink

Prestinkley

 

[PA88]

Sounds like an old Hill Street Blues episode with a cop station and jailhouse lockup out back.

A kind of unplanned theme. PBs, POW, and now the Precinct. We just need a premiership to fittingly add an old fashioned Port Adelaide drunken celebration

 

[DaTBird187]

This whole thread has turned into......

 

[edgie]

After game events can be called The Peestink

 

[Doctor Feel]

I mean anything is better than the port club which was a dank shit hole with 100 year old carpet. I'd be more caring about this if the club wasn't a plastic franchise.

 

[edgie]

100 year old carpets that reek of stale piss are what makes pubs and clubs what they are

Reminds me of a mate's 1997 Port Power stubbie holder that he uses to this day, it's the most foul object I've come across this side of reading about the cumbox on reddit

 

[Papa G]

100 years of the stale piss of success

 

[Doctor Feel]

100 years of the stale piss of success

Pissing on carpets since 1870

 

[afl2004]

Pissing on carpets since 1870

You're god damn right

 

[Steve Dore]

I like "The Precinct"

The one at Adelaide Airport?

 

[simba_]

yeah i'd take the pisscarpet over the squeaky-clean "we're 1 of 18 AFL franchises" look any day

 

[edgie]

The Ports Pisscarpet Club at Alberton

 

[Duck Farmer]

The Ports Pisscarpet Club at Alberton

The Big Pisscarpet Club

 

[Joelg]

I read Richo’s CEO update today and he talked about The Precinct. I would love to see it. When does it open? He mentioned families who were the donors, who were the donors? I always love knowing who financially contributes to the club. Does this include a museum? I would love to take my family, is it open yet?

 

[edgie]

 

[Powerade 08]

Lots of questions.

 

[dav3]

I read Richo’s CEO update today and he talked about The Precinct. I would love to see it. When does it open? He mentioned families who were the donors, who were the donors? I always love knowing who financially contributes to the club. Does this include a museum? I would love to take my family, is it open yet?

Did you though?

"On Thursday night the generous donors who’ve supported the re-development of the new social club were treated to our first event at The Precinct at Alberton. Our gratitude and thanks to this group of special families is ongoing as they shared our vision to make this a reality. Later this week is an official opening night for key stakeholders and then from Friday we are open for business!"

 

[Steve Dore]

I read Richo’s CEO update today and he talked about The Precinct. ..... Does this include a museum? ...

"... There’s something for everyone with the football club reception and member services counter, interactive museum experience, an incredible Premiership trophy cabinet flanked by 160-year old original wharf pylons and expanded retail store downstairs ..."

Admit it, you didn't read it at all.

 

[Alberton Proud]

100 year old carpets that reek of stale piss are what makes pubs and clubs what they are

Reminds me of a mate's 1997 Port Power stubbie holder that he uses to this day, it's the most foul object I've come across this side of reading about the cumbox on reddit

Do not Google

Trust me

 

[powermacs]

Well the front of the building looks bloody amazing.
I was part of a group Richo was talking to about the reno. They are trying to offer something different than all of the local pubs to get people through the door. Im looking forward to a few summer days at the bar watching the AFLW.