Event The S35 SFA Players Association MVP - The Beez - Trophy

[HARPSichord]

Bad luck, HARPS

If only you recruited me earlier in S34. I may have won it then.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

​

Season Highlights:
- Watch this space

By Headless

League darling and crowd favourite Hate again treated Sweet to a season of posting excellence. After finishing a career-high 2nd in Season 34, Hate only reinforced their contribution to the league this season, notching up another top-five finish in the Sweet FA Players' Association MVP - beez Trophy.

In Season 35, Hate was once again a match thread mainstay, averaging more than 35 posts per match thread of pure wit, qooty lore, and Sweet-related banter. Hate is truly an asset to each and every match thread - even those that only feature a Hate OP. Of course, Hate once again stepped up to the plate in that regard this season, putting together match thread OPs such as this one at short notice.

Although we didn't see quite as much Hate investigative journalism this season - probably because it tends to be consistently under-appreciated by voters - Hate still made a mark on the media landscape (see here), and was looking out for the community in true Hate style (see here). Hate also kept us entertained with running updates on okeydoke7's progress toward the 1,000 goal milestone on Sweet FA+.

Sweet FA+, of course, continued to develop through Season 35, with many new updates and features. It remains, in my correct view, the single biggest contribution to this community since Mobbs actually created the place. Being able to casually peruse the resource and find what you're looking for (amongst many other interesting rabbit holes) is such a huge convenience. It's easy to forget what life in Sweet was like before Sweet FA+ existed, but we shouldn't forget how much value Hate has provided this place time and time again.

Congratulations, Hate, on yet another spectacular season contributing to the fabric of the Sweet FA. Here's hoping the voting public votes properly next season to suitably reward your efforts.

Content:

Media - Moratorium on Ophidian Old Boys FFC Threads - Kennedy Parker

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[Jabba73]

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[waits for NaturalDisaster to shut the hell up about season 23 already]

…





...

Greetings everyone, trust you’re enjoying the evening. Well allow me to fix that, as we now turn our attention to one of the more awkward moments of beez night. That’s right punters, it’s the seventh running of the Le Grille-gym4life Award.

Far from being a steroid-filled French BBQ, the Le Grille-gym4life Award is something that NaturalDisaster conceived in a fever dream back in season 27 by recognising the desperate and dateless among us. If you’ve ever been the last one picked in a schoolyard team despite saying “Pick me! I’m over here!” over and over again to the team captains, then this award will hit close to home.

As the eligibility criteria more accurately states, it's the award for people to both have a match thread posting average at least 25 per week and have received zero points from the beez voting community. It's named after two SFA posters of yore who were experts at talking into the void – Le Grille who went voteless in season 23 despite averaging more than 100 posts a week and gym4life who had zero votes in season 26 despite having an active season.

The inaugural winner was cooney in season 27, nobody was eligible in season 28, nobody gave a crap about it in season 29, Matt_352 won in season 30, Cap saluted in season 31, season 32 was all about Rioli8217, Gumby time travelling feline CatToTheFuture took home the chocolates in season 33 and Soggy2112 saluted the judges last season.

This is all well and good, but surely there's something in it for the winners apart from niche online infamy? Well sure there is, it wouldn't be a shonky online award without a shonky online trophy. And the winner of the Le Grille-gym4life Award picks up an absolute doozy - The Golden Shittruck!

Four people met the eligibility criteria this season which is up one from last season but well short of the nine a couple of seasons previous. Before I get to them though I’ll give a shout out to the five people that in many ways represents the next generation of sh*tposters. Landing between the arbitrarily-positioned active poster threshold of 20 posts per week and the equally arbitrarily-positioned eligibility entry point for this here award were three rookies and two not so rookies - SaintsSeptember (23.69), Power Raid (23.25), Cubs2Lions (22.88), rappin’ RonnieRaven (20.88) and @kennyswarriors (20.56). Well done, looking forward to seeing what you bring next season.

Now to the podium. In moral third place but actual fourth place on 27.19 posts per week is the Bob Dylanesqe medieval troubadour from Las Vegas in Electronic_Renaissance.

Third place in actuality goes to someone who had the good sense to exit stage right before the horrors of a premiership befell them, it’s Old Boy Over The Post with 27.62 PPW. Saying that though, third place is daylight as the top two were north of 50 PPW.

In second place - some would say the first loser but there's no actual winners here let's be honest – is another Bear who is no stranger to copping the wrong end of the stick given he’s a former Big Spoon winner for most free kicks conceded in a season, it’s the minimally-named Cap on 52.94 PPW. Close but no shittruck.

And so to the winner. With 54.81 unrequited posts per week and hailing from the leadership group of the Baghdad Bombers, the season 35 Le Grille-gym4life Award is none other than kickthething! Mazel tov buddy, here's your miniature novelty Golden Shittruck trophy!

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Finally! An award worth winning.

So proud of you kickthething

 

[Tonga Bob]

Hey! I only get you the rights for this for my admin reign! not for you to run keep it for yourself!

(Thanks though, I had completely forgotten. Oh and Le Grille would have won this in S23)

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

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[waits for NaturalDisaster to shut the hell up about season 23 already]

…





...

Greetings everyone, trust you’re enjoying the evening. Well allow me to fix that, as we now turn our attention to one of the more awkward moments of beez night. That’s right punters, it’s the seventh running of the Le Grille-gym4life Award.

Far from being a steroid-filled French BBQ, the Le Grille-gym4life Award is something that NaturalDisaster conceived in a fever dream back in season 27 by recognising the desperate and dateless among us. If you’ve ever been the last one picked in a schoolyard team despite saying “Pick me! I’m over here!” over and over again to the team captains, then this award will hit close to home.

As the eligibility criteria more accurately states, it's the award for people to both have a match thread posting average at least 25 per week and have received zero points from the beez voting community. It's named after two SFA posters of yore who were experts at talking into the void – Le Grille who went voteless in season 23 despite averaging more than 100 posts a week and gym4life who had zero votes in season 26 despite having an active season.

The inaugural winner was cooney in season 27, nobody was eligible in season 28, nobody gave a crap about it in season 29, Matt_352 won in season 30, Cap saluted in season 31, season 32 was all about Rioli8217, Gumby time travelling feline CatToTheFuture took home the chocolates in season 33 and Soggy2112 saluted the judges last season.

This is all well and good, but surely there's something in it for the winners apart from niche online infamy? Well sure there is, it wouldn't be a shonky online award without a shonky online trophy. And the winner of the Le Grille-gym4life Award picks up an absolute doozy - The Golden Shittruck!

Four people met the eligibility criteria this season which is up one from last season but well short of the nine a couple of seasons previous. Before I get to them though I’ll give a shout out to the five people that in many ways represents the next generation of sh*tposters. Landing between the arbitrarily-positioned active poster threshold of 20 posts per week and the equally arbitrarily-positioned eligibility entry point for this here award were three rookies and two not so rookies - SaintsSeptember (23.69), Power Raid (23.25), Cubs2Lions (22.88), rappin’ RonnieRaven (20.88) and @kennyswarriors (20.56). Well done, looking forward to seeing what you bring next season.

Now to the podium. In moral third place but actual fourth place on 27.19 posts per week is the Bob Dylanesqe medieval troubadour from Las Vegas in Electronic_Renaissance.

Third place in actuality goes to someone who had the good sense to exit stage right before the horrors of a premiership befell them, it’s Old Boy Over The Post with 27.62 PPW. Saying that though, third place is daylight as the top two were north of 50 PPW.

In second place - some would say the first loser but there's no actual winners here let's be honest – is another Bear who is no stranger to copping the wrong end of the stick given he’s a former Big Spoon winner for most free kicks conceded in a season, it’s the minimally-named Cap on 52.94 PPW. Close but no shittruck.

And so to the winner. With 54.81 unrequited posts per week and hailing from the leadership group of the Baghdad Bombers, the season 35 Le Grille-gym4life Award is none other than kickthething! Mazel tov buddy, here's your miniature novelty Golden Shittruck trophy!

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Baghdad nearly escaped with nothing, **** you kickthething !

 

[Headless]

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Season Highlights:
- Watch this space

By Headless

League darling and crowd favourite Hate again treated Sweet to a season of posting excellence. After finishing a career-high 2nd in Season 34, Hate only reinforced their contribution to the league this season, notching up another top-five finish in the Sweet FA Players' Association MVP - beez Trophy.

In Season 35, Hate was once again a match thread mainstay, averaging more than 35 posts per match thread of pure wit, qooty lore, and Sweet-related banter. Hate is truly an asset to each and every match thread - even those that only feature a Hate OP. Of course, Hate once again stepped up to the plate in that regard this season, putting together match thread OPs such as this one at short notice.

Although we didn't see quite as much Hate investigative journalism this season - probably because it tends to be consistently under-appreciated by voters - Hate still made a mark on the media landscape (see here), and was looking out for the community in true Hate style (see here). Hate also kept us entertained with running updates on okeydoke7's progress toward the 1,000 goal milestone on Sweet FA+.

Sweet FA+, of course, continued to develop through Season 35, with many new updates and features. It remains, in my correct view, the single biggest contribution to this community since Mobbs actually created the place. Being able to casually peruse the resource and find what you're looking for (amongst many other interesting rabbit holes) is such a huge convenience. It's easy to forget what life in Sweet was like before Sweet FA+ existed, but we shouldn't forget how much value Hate has provided this place time and time again.

Congratulations, Hate, on yet another spectacular season contributing to the fabric of the Sweet FA. Here's hoping the voting public votes properly next season to suitably reward your efforts.

Content:

Media - Moratorium on Ophidian Old Boys FFC Threads - Kennedy Parker

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PSA: Imgur to remove old content - save your Sweet F.A images

Sweet Football Association Community, If you have ever had the pleasure of going through old Sweet F.A threads, you would know that hundreds of now-broken images were hosted on Photobucket. The same is about to happen again, so I have sought permission from KP to post an advisory thread so...

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Literally when will people learn?

 

[Cadsky]

Membling should have been 6th in the beez

Blah blah blah

His time will come

 

[Tonga Bob]

Baghdad nearly escaped with nothing, * you kickthething !

If only somebody close to him gave him votes...

 

[Sun Ra]

If only somebody close to him gave him votes...

The quoted posting stats in the award are highly dubious. Nevertheless, well done.

 

[Jabba73]

If only somebody close to him gave him votes...

To be fair, we had about 20 people to save, kickthething had to be the sacrificial lamb when we ran out of votes.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

​

Season Highlights:

• brought in a team, more premierships than the Coney Island Warriors in just the second season
• SFAEW Tag Team Champions with Mrs Turbo
• Pranked everyone with a fake merger

​

By Elton Johns Wig

What can you say about Tigerturbulance that hasn't already been said? Turbo is an absolute Sweet FA dynamo, and has been for many, many seasons now. A former winner of the beez (S30), Turbo's consistency is a marvel. Two top 5 finishes, a top 10, and 2 top 20 finishes, and here we are yet again.

There is not an area that can be described as a weak spot in Turbos game.

An outstanding match thread poster with a vociferous style, Turbo will hold his ground in a banter battle as well as anyone, giving as good as he gets, yet he also has a fine understanding of where the invisible line is that you just shouldn't cross. He consistently does a great job of marshalling the troops and engaging the whole club on a weekly basis, and OOBs match threads are better as a result of his ongoing work.

Of course a big part of Turbos visibility in particularly these last two seasons has been in the establishment of the Ophidian Old Boys FFC as the expansion team. And whether you're for or against expansion, I think we can all agree he's done a sterling job there in terms of brand, visibility and lore creation. We know what the OOBS stand for, and no one quite encapsulates an OOB like Turbo.

Turbo has again been a powerful media presence this season with the much loved Turbos Hot Seat again featuring prominently. It's a little known fact that Turbos podcast career nearly stalled before it started, but it was only the technical intervention of Mrs Turbo that ensured the series got off the ground back then (I heard it, believe me). Also, his shoop and gif work is excellent, if not endearingly a little rustic.

Another outstanding season from the consistently excellent Turbo, I'm sure it's far from the last, he shows no signs of slowing down. Well done Turbo, again.

Content:
A shit tonne - see below

The Sweet F.A. (SFA) - Fantasy Footy League

The BigFooty/Sweet F.A. Footy League!

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[Tonga Bob]

The quoted posting stats in the award are highly dubious. Nevertheless, well done.

Hang on, let me double check the maths...

* maths checking noises *

Nah they're good.

 

[okeydoke7]

Holy Jesus I’ve won the beez!

 

[Membling]

Membling should have been 6th in the beez

Blah blah blah

 

[HARPSichord]

Holy Jesus I’ve won the beez!

Just another line to the CV, mate.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

​

Season Highlights:

• actual cannibal Tonga Bob
• minor premiership captain

By TheInjuryFactory

Having joined the competition in S29 as a first year phenom, Tonga Bob made an immediate impact on the league enjoying an outstanding debut season that saw him earn universal acclaim despite being unduly robbed of an EKA in one of history's great inexplicable mysteries.

But ultimately he who laughs last, laughs loudest. Cue the Lucas Leiva.

The beauty of Tonga Bob is that he perfectly combines his razor sharp wit with a remarkable flair for prose, his media whilst popular and well engaged often goes underappreciated due to the sheer brilliance of his command of the Sweet FA vernacular and rainman-esque grasp of popular culture references too often going over the head of the average Sweet FA punter and yet they love him for it anyway.

From his Bob's Stats - Free Kick Table to the (shockingly named) McInnes Prize, to his highly coveted milestone threads adoringly celebrating his club's players, when Bob produces, you can guarantee it's of the highest quality and rivals the very best media producers in the game.

Having led a powerhouse Coney Island side packed with some of qooty's biggest names to an historic minor premiership in Season 35,, Bob has consistently led from the front for his Warriors since assuming the captaincy in S34, with his Know Your Opponents segment a highlight for Wazzas and opposition alike this season, showcasing the very best that Bob has to offer.

It was only a matter of time before Bob reached the lofty heights he has always promised to reach, having finished in the top 5 of the beez Trophy on 3 previous occasions from his just 6 seasons in the competition. In fact, he's never finished lower than 11th in the beez... a mark of his quality and consistency.

So please, charge your glasses to some 'champagne' qootying by our mate and Season 35 beez Trophy winner, Bob from Tonga.

Content:

SCANDAL - Qrimestoppers Update - Robbery at Qhemist Warehouse in Sweet

Qrimestoppers can update citizens of Sweet that there's been a robbery at the Qhemist Warehouse in the Sweet CBD. A report of stolen inventory indicates that on the evening of Monday the 19th of June a shipment of Viagra and a box of lithium batteries were taken, all of which were consumed on...

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Competition - The McInnes Prize For Season 35 - Oh Come All Ye Shoopers

Rejoice Sweet! The McInnes Prize is back for another season!!! Now in its fifth incarnation, The McInnes Prize is awarded to the person who submits an original picture which is adjudged by the reigning McInnes Prize winner as the best Photoshopped image (or shoop) of the season. It is named...

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Media - FootyGuy100 - A Century Of Substance

Good evening friends and welcome to Preliminary Final week. At the start of each season I map out each of the potential milestones that the Coney Island Warriors reach, but the realist in me limits that mapping to the home and away season. So it goes without saying that our participation in the...

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Media - Bob's Stats - The Free Kick Table For Season 35

You said it, Ray. I'm sure that you're pleased to find out I'll be doing my now adored and highly anticipated* Free Kick count in season 35. Six seasons deep, this piece of media buffoonery comes to you from thanks to the good person at Bob's Statistics (a division of Bob's Shitpostsᵀᴹ)...

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Media - The Official Compendium of 'Know Your Opponents' Episodes for Season 35

Greeting Sweetarianiters, There's been something that I've been doing for my team, and in particular the rookies and those returning after a lengthy sabbatical, over the past couple of season to help them to understand the mythos of Sweet. The first time that we play a team for the season I'll...

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Media - The Filth And The Fiddy

[Coney Island Warriors LG push me onto stage] Wait, are we doing another milestone? FFS sake. Greetings all, it's your old mate Bob here again to tell you about this week's milestone down at Van Cortlandt Park. Evergreen online personality The Filth Wizard celebrates his 8th game in Warriors...

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Media - Reginald Perrin - Renaissance Man

Reginald Perrin - Renaissance Man Good afternoon Sweet, During Coney Island's bye last season we had an exhibition qooty game against the Warriors of Yore - those player who pulled on the persimmon in our inaugural season. This shook a few of the old timers from their slumber, including...

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[Barrybran]

He is no Barrybran

That's a high bar, man. Just be grateful for another great Gumby gracing your presence.

 

[Cadsky]

Well done Tongs Bob

 

[Headless]

Congratulations, Tonga Bob.

Congratulations and condolences to you both, Tigerturbulance and Hate.

Thanks for your efforts, Kennedy Parker and all others involved.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Congrats Bobby!

Already a better beez performer than serial_thrilla, proof that the EKA winner isn't always better.

 

[okeydoke7]

If Jewelsbon had won it I’d fume

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Full Votes Season 35:

PLAYER	TEAM	VOTES	Rank
Tonga Bob	CIW	1339	1
Tigerturbulance	OOB	1305	2
Hate	DEM	1260	3
TheInjuryFactory	CIW	1256	4
Falconista	GUM	1084	5
Cadsky	GCR	838	6
Headless	DEM	815	7
Wosh	DEM	784	8
Kennedy Parker	SCS	738	9
Broken	LVB	627	10
damicky	WON	618	11
philreich	SCS	588	12
tony	LVB	491	13
FootyGuy13	CIW	488	14
Grand Uncle Horace	WON	473	15
GWS Goose	GUM	469	16
Dingster	LVB	446	17
James Colorado	FUR	409	18
Robertio	OOB	406	19
nahnah	GCR	402	20
BLUEALLTHRU	BOM	384	21
manangatang	DEM	381	22
Bonz	OOB	380	23
thewizardmelon	PHX	351	24
okeydoke7	SCS	343	25
omgfridge	FUR	327	26
por_please_ya	PHX	301	27
Ligma	OOB	295	28
MWPP	LVB	283	29
The Filth Wizard	CIW	281	30
Mobbs	OOB	274	31
TedDougChris	ROY	271	32
Elton Johns Wig	OOB	270	33
serial_thrilla	DRA	262	34
Sun Ra	BOM	250	35
JoshWoodenSpoon	LVB	243	36
Pugsley	BOM	217	37
PhenomenalV1	DRA	214	38
Kilroy	BOM	205	39
pantskyle	CIW	197	40
spudmaster	CIW	176	41
NaturalDisaster	FUR	174	42
sausageroll	DEM	164	43
T2B_	DRA	159	44
Dinsdale	CIW	141	45
ClarkeM	WON	140	46
hotchilli	GCR	136	47
Greenery	OOB	131	48
Zevon	ROY	124	49
Jabba73	BOM	124	49
Barrybran	GUM	119	51
GreyCrow	GCR	116	52
The Majestic	PHX	108	53
DragoDelph	DRA	103	54
sante	DEM	101	55
gab213	BOM	101	55
Braklet	OOB	100	57
Strigoi	DRA	99	58
HARPSichord	WON	97	59
MP_	PHX	88	60
Mrs Turbo	OOB	75	61
ShaunDuggan	FUR	73	62
Membling	GCR	73	62
SarahSmiles	GCR	71	64
Pie 4 Life	DRA	67	65
Callums_Guns	DEM	66	66
jackster83	SCS	55	67
Frederico_WA	FUR	55	67
U2Tigers	OOB	49	69
Mooch	ROY	49	69
Ulahoopski	GCR	48	71
grumbleguts	GCR	48	71
Smartys Power	GCR	47	73
ArdentEagle	BOM	44	74
CursingFijian	CIW	44	74
Pickitt	FUR	43	76
Tarkyn_24	DEM	42	77
DenieD	GUM	42	77
Senor M	LVB	42	77
KohPhi	BOM	40	80
VeinGlorious	BOM	40	80
tigs2010	ROY	38	82
CakeEater	GCR	37	83
beez	GUM	36	84
krakouers	GCR	33	85
JustaBattler	BOM	32	86
DERRINALPHIL	ROY	32	86
MrPremiership	GCR	29	88
snozulu	BOM	27	89
Chief	DRA	27	89
Ljp86	DRA	25	91
JyeDye	FUR	25	91
Raveneyes	CIW	21	93
Elmer_Judd	ROY	21	93
lomas	GCR	21	93
Grav	SCS	20	96
brahj	GCR	20	96
Kapow!!!	GCR	19	98
Supersuns	LVB	17	99
Rodney Dangerfield	GUM	15	100
Memphis	GCR	15	100
JT_the_Man	WON	15	100
kananooks	OOB	14	103
Dazjack	BOM	13	104
Millky95	LVB	13	104
PMBangers	DEM	12	106
Aristotle Pickett	ROY	11	107
Brenton Davy	WON	11	107
dogs105	WON	9	109
Frothies Mcveigh	WON	7	110
Golumless	GCR	7	110
NinjaSwan	WON	7	110
Agent93	CIW	7	110
MayTheNorthBeWithU	WON	6	114
The Jesus	OOB	5	115
Blacky	GCR	5	115
SM	WON	5	115
Van_Dyke	DEM	5	115
AnUltimateRessie	WON	4	119
Bovo	FUR	4	119
SBYM	CIW	3	121
Runk	ROY	3	121
SaintBilly	OOB	3	121
Grin	LVB	1	124
Matera92	LVB	1	124
I Dont Care	LVB	1	124
spookism	SCS	1	124

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

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Season Highlights:
- Waking up, looking in the mirror and remembering he is TheInjuryFactory

By manangatang (and a little bit by me)

TheInjuryFactory even in self-proclaimed 'semi-retirement' is polling more votes in a single season than most would see in an entire SFA career. He breezes past Kennedy Parker into second place on the all-time Beez total votes tally.

What do you call a guy who delivers consistently excellent standards of media content and posting across a long range of consecutive seasons? A guy who brings these standards to his match thread posting as well?

A guy who shares his skillset of visual design and media content ideas to other posters in the league, in the hope of lifting quality standards for the enjoyment of all?

Well, around these parts, we call such a person TheInjuryFactory.

His well-deserved fourth-place finish in Season 35 comes off the back of a number of engaging media threads, including his Power Rankings, Three Things I Learnt This Week (S35 edition) and his self-fluffing TheMediaFactory thread.

He’s a treasure around these parts and we look forward to the next chapter of TiF ‘house of media’ content in seasons ahead. Congratulations!

Content:

Event - S35 Dark Side Team Thread - Friends of the Retina - The Decider III: Decide Hard With A Vengeance

THE DECIDER III: DECIDE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE OFFICIAL DARK SIDE TEAM THREAD We did it in S30. We then gave the light side a very generous chance at redemption, and they stuffed that too as we proved once and for all that dark mode reigns supreme. Over two exhibitions, we fielded a squad...

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Media - TiFmedia Sweet FA Power Rankings - Season 35

TiFmedia Sweet FA Power Rankings It’s been a while since anyone has dared dip their toes into the mystical world of Power Rankings. Well, we here at TiFmedia are ready to change that in Season 35. (Yes, it's the seasonal high effort, low yield club assessing media piece you have come to...

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Media - TheInjuryFactory's Gut Feel™ All-SFA Team - Season 35

In an age of analysis paralysis, we here at TiFmedia prefer to buck the trend and search for a more organic, dirt between our toes feel for the game. TheInjuryFactory's Gut Feel All-SFA Team returns for Season 35 after a pretty decent hiatus to bring you a sneak peek into the hotly contested...

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Media - TiFmedia Presents... Sweet FA Three Things I Learnt This Week - Season 35 Etiquette Edition

THREE THINGS I LEARNT THIS WEEK ROUND 1 The Sweet FA's premier forum of feudalism is back once again to enliven and enrich the experiences of the masses... welcome everyone to 'Three Things' for Season 35!! Three things I learnt this week... Fixtures are like canoes... they are hard and...

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Media - TiFmedia Presents... Last Captain Standing

Please engage the soundtrack. 👇 Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to the return of one of the Sweet FA's most beloved competitions, Last Captain Standing. In season 35, captain after captain have found themselves dropping like flies as a new, more sensual and dangerous landscape awaits them...

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Media - TiFmedia Presents... BYEWATCH

The Bye. The league hated it so much in Season 34, that we rebelled and gave everyone two of them this season. But that said, the league has matured dramatically over the last 6 months. (mostly in part to Furies previous leadership nuking themselves into a bizarre Discord purgatory of their...

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Couple of legends on the tools here, thank you Kennedy Parker & manangatang

Would have been 12th in S23.

because he is BC!

Second most votes of all time is some achievement, TheInjuryFactory. Brilliant as always.

To the font chat!!

YEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW BOSSMAN!!!!!!

​

TheInjuryFactory is another poster that over time I’ve really got to like. Well done mate!

Thank you sir. We've come a long way.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Full Votes Season 35:

PLAYER	TEAM	VOTES	Rank
Tonga Bob	CIW	1339	1
Tigerturbulance	OOB	1305	2
Hate	DEM	1260	3
TheInjuryFactory	CIW	1256	4
Falconista	GUM	1084	5
Cadsky	GCR	838	6
Headless	DEM	815	7
Wosh	DEM	784	8
Kennedy Parker	SCS	738	9
Broken	LVB	627	10
damicky	WON	618	11
philreich	SCS	588	12
tony	LVB	491	13
FootyGuy13	CIW	488	14
Grand Uncle Horace	WON	473	15
GWS Goose	GUM	469	16
Dingster	LVB	446	17
James Colorado	FUR	409	18
Robertio	OOB	406	19
nahnah	GCR	402	20
BLUEALLTHRU	BOM	384	21
manangatang	DEM	381	22
Bonz	OOB	380	23
thewizardmelon	PHX	351	24
okeydoke7	SCS	343	25
omgfridge	FUR	327	26
por_please_ya	PHX	301	27
Ligma	OOB	295	28
MWPP	LVB	283	29
The Filth Wizard	CIW	281	30
Mobbs	OOB	274	31
TedDougChris	ROY	271	32
Elton Johns Wig	OOB	270	33
serial_thrilla	DRA	262	34
Sun Ra	BOM	250	35
JoshWoodenSpoon	LVB	243	36
Pugsley	BOM	217	37
PhenomenalV1	DRA	214	38
Kilroy	BOM	205	39
pantskyle	CIW	197	40
spudmaster	CIW	176	41
NaturalDisaster	FUR	174	42
sausageroll	DEM	164	43
T2B_	DRA	159	44
Dinsdale	CIW	141	45
ClarkeM	WON	140	46
hotchilli	GCR	136	47
Greenery	OOB	131	48
Zevon	ROY	124	49
Jabba73	BOM	124	49
Barrybran	GUM	119	51
GreyCrow	GCR	116	52
The Majestic	PHX	108	53
DragoDelph	DRA	103	54
sante	DEM	101	55
gab213	BOM	101	55
Braklet	OOB	100	57
Strigoi	DRA	99	58
HARPSichord	WON	97	59
MP_	PHX	88	60
Mrs Turbo	OOB	75	61
ShaunDuggan	FUR	73	62
Membling	GCR	73	62
SarahSmiles	GCR	71	64
Pie 4 Life	DRA	67	65
Callums_Guns	DEM	66	66
jackster83	SCS	55	67
Frederico_WA	FUR	55	67
U2Tigers	OOB	49	69
Mooch	ROY	49	69
Ulahoopski	GCR	48	71
grumbleguts	GCR	48	71
Smartys Power	GCR	47	73
ArdentEagle	BOM	44	74
CursingFijian	CIW	44	74
Pickitt	FUR	43	76
Tarkyn_24	DEM	42	77
DenieD	GUM	42	77
Senor M	LVB	42	77
KohPhi	BOM	40	80
VeinGlorious	BOM	40	80
tigs2010	ROY	38	82
CakeEater	GCR	37	83
beez	GUM	36	84
krakouers	GCR	33	85
JustaBattler	BOM	32	86
DERRINALPHIL	ROY	32	86
MrPremiership	GCR	29	88
snozulu	BOM	27	89
Chief	DRA	27	89
Ljp86	DRA	25	91
JyeDye	FUR	25	91
Raveneyes	CIW	21	93
Elmer_Judd	ROY	21	93
lomas	GCR	21	93
Grav	SCS	20	96
brahj	GCR	20	96
Kapow!!!	GCR	19	98
Supersuns	LVB	17	99
Rodney Dangerfield	GUM	15	100
Memphis	GCR	15	100
JT_the_Man	WON	15	100
kananooks	OOB	14	103
Dazjack	BOM	13	104
Millky95	LVB	13	104
PMBangers	DEM	12	106
Aristotle Pickett	ROY	11	107
Brenton Davy	WON	11	107
dogs105	WON	9	109
Frothies Mcveigh	WON	7	110
Golumless	GCR	7	110
NinjaSwan	WON	7	110
Agent93	CIW	7	110
MayTheNorthBeWithU	WON	6	114
The Jesus	OOB	5	115
Blacky	GCR	5	115
SM	WON	5	115
Van_Dyke	DEM	5	115
AnUltimateRessie	WON	4	119
Bovo	FUR	4	119
SBYM	CIW	3	121
Runk	ROY	3	121
SaintBilly	OOB	3	121
Grin	LVB	1	124
Matera92	LVB	1	124
I Dont Care	LVB	1	124
spookism	SCS	1	124

Some super bizzare voting here.

As I predicted in S23, Blacky wouldn't even get 10 votes in S35, how did he even get a vote?

 

[Falconista]

Onya Tonga Bob, who said good guys can't come first!?!

Thanks for a fun night Kennedy Parker and all those who contributed with graphics, write ups and comments.