The Filth Wizard
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Event The S35 SFA Players Association MVP - The Beez - Trophy
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSeason Highlights:
- actual cannibal Tonga Bob
- minor premiership captain
By TheInjuryFactory
Having joined the competition in S29 as a first year phenom, Tonga Bob made an immediate impact on the league enjoying an outstanding debut season that saw him earn universal acclaim despite being unduly robbed of an EKA in one of history's great inexplicable mysteries.
But ultimately he who laughs last, laughs loudest. Cue the Lucas Leiva.
The beauty of Tonga Bob is that he perfectly combines his razor sharp wit with a remarkable flair for prose, his media whilst popular and well engaged often goes underappreciated due to the sheer brilliance of his command of the Sweet FA vernacular and rainman-esque grasp of popular culture references too often going over the head of the average Sweet FA punter and yet they love him for it anyway.
From his Bob's Stats - Free Kick Table to the (shockingly named) McInnes Prize, to his highly coveted milestone threads adoringly celebrating his club's players, when Bob produces, you can guarantee it's of the highest quality and rivals the very best media producers in the game.
Having led a powerhouse Coney Island side packed with some of qooty's biggest names to an historic minor premiership in Season 35,, Bob has consistently led from the front for his Warriors since assuming the captaincy in S34, with his Know Your Opponents segment a highlight for Wazzas and opposition alike this season, showcasing the very best that Bob has to offer.
It was only a matter of time before Bob reached the lofty heights he has always promised to reach, having finished in the top 5 of the beez Trophy on 3 previous occasions from his just 6 seasons in the competition. In fact, he's never finished lower than 11th in the beez... a mark of his quality and consistency.
So please, charge your glasses to some 'champagne' qootying by our mate and Season 35 beez Trophy winner, Bob from Tonga.
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SCANDAL - Qrimestoppers Update - Robbery at Qhemist Warehouse in Sweet
Qrimestoppers can update citizens of Sweet that there's been a robbery at the Qhemist Warehouse in the Sweet CBD. A report of stolen inventory indicates that on the evening of Monday the 19th of June a shipment of Viagra and a box of lithium batteries were taken, all of which were consumed on...www.bigfooty.com
Competition - The McInnes Prize For Season 35 - Oh Come All Ye Shoopers
Rejoice Sweet! The McInnes Prize is back for another season!!! Now in its fifth incarnation, The McInnes Prize is awarded to the person who submits an original picture which is adjudged by the reigning McInnes Prize winner as the best Photoshopped image (or shoop) of the season. It is named...Media - FootyGuy100 - A Century Of Substance
Good evening friends and welcome to Preliminary Final week. At the start of each season I map out each of the potential milestones that the Coney Island Warriors reach, but the realist in me limits that mapping to the home and away season. So it goes without saying that our participation in the...
Media - Bob's Stats - The Free Kick Table For Season 35
You said it, Ray. I'm sure that you're pleased to find out I'll be doing my now adored and highly anticipated* Free Kick count in season 35. Six seasons deep, this piece of media buffoonery comes to you from thanks to the good person at Bob's Statistics (a division of Bob's Shitpostsᵀᴹ)...Media - The Official Compendium of 'Know Your Opponents' Episodes for Season 35
Greeting Sweetarianiters, There's been something that I've been doing for my team, and in particular the rookies and those returning after a lengthy sabbatical, over the past couple of season to help them to understand the mythos of Sweet. The first time that we play a team for the season I'll...Media - The Filth And The Fiddy
[Coney Island Warriors LG push me onto stage] Wait, are we doing another milestone? FFS sake. Greetings all, it's your old mate Bob here again to tell you about this week's milestone down at Van Cortlandt Park. Evergreen online personality The Filth Wizard celebrates his 8th game in Warriors...Media - Reginald Perrin - Renaissance Man
Reginald Perrin - Renaissance Man Good afternoon Sweet, During Coney Island's bye last season we had an exhibition qooty game against the Warriors of Yore - those player who pulled on the persimmon in our inaugural season. This shook a few of the old timers from their slumber, including...
BOSSMAN!!!!!
Proud Sweet FA Dad moment.
Congratulations Bobby, you're a superstar my man!! Proud of you!
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| TEAM | VOTES |
| CIW | 3953 |
| DEM | 3630 |
| OOB | 3307 |
| LVB | 2165 |
| GCR | 1965 |
| GUM | 1765 |
| SCS | 1745 |
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| 3 | BLUEALLTHRU | The Filth Wizard | Pie 4 Life | The Majestic | NaturalDisaster | CakeEater | beez | JoshWoodenSpoon | Tarkyn_24 | TedDougChris | Bloodyswan | AnUltimateRessie | U2tigers |
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Ophidians with four voters. 
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Ophidians with four voters.
Wouldn't have happened in my reign.
Only admin to get 100% beez voting
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That's great, mate.
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Thanks Headless, always so supportive.
Kennedy Parker
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Nah The Filth Wizard and Hate got 100% beez voting because back then there were no nominations and it was purely opt-in vote.
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That is true.
That is why the S23 beez sucked, too lopsided and not organised enough.
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Congratulations on becoming the second player (now x3 wins) for the Coney Island Warriors to win the Sweet F.A Players Association - beez Trophy, Tonga Bob! A great effort this season, one of many to come I suspect and hope.
Shoutout to Tigerturbulance on another solid season finishing right up there.
Cheers for the event, Kennedy Parker and all those who contributed, especially my pal Headless who is always generous with praise.
Shoutout to Tigerturbulance on another solid season finishing right up there.
Cheers for the event, Kennedy Parker and all those who contributed, especially my pal Headless who is always generous with praise.
Kennedy Parker
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Congratulations to all those in the top 20, some surprises and great reward to some of our games' most beloved characters.
A massive congratulations also to Hate and Tigerturbulance on your podium finishes, fantastic seasons from both of you and you both make a huge contribution to the league in your own way and our competition is that much better for it so thank you.
Well done to everyone who contributed write ups and graphics for the evening, top show Kennedy Parker and thanks for the comic relief NaturalDisaster
A massive congratulations also to Hate and Tigerturbulance on your podium finishes, fantastic seasons from both of you and you both make a huge contribution to the league in your own way and our competition is that much better for it so thank you.
Well done to everyone who contributed write ups and graphics for the evening, top show Kennedy Parker and thanks for the comic relief NaturalDisaster
sausageroll
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Congratulations on a great season Tonga Bob
Congratulations to Tigerturbulance and Hate on top three finishes.Either would have been worthy winners.
Congratulations to Tigerturbulance and Hate on top three finishes.Either would have been worthy winners.
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The League would be so much poorer without Tigerturbulance , a colossus and really nice bloke… well done!Season Highlights:
- brought in a team, more premierships than the Coney Island Warriors in just the second season
- SFAEW Tag Team Champions with Mrs Turbo
- Pranked everyone with a fake merger
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What can you say about Tigerturbulance that hasn't already been said? Turbo is an absolute Sweet FA dynamo, and has been for many, many seasons now. A former winner of the beez (S30), Turbo's consistency is a marvel. Two top 5 finishes, a top 10, and 2 top 20 finishes, and here we are yet again.
There is not an area that can be described as a weak spot in Turbos game.
An outstanding match thread poster with a vociferous style, Turbo will hold his ground in a banter battle as well as anyone, giving as good as he gets, yet he also has a fine understanding of where the invisible line is that you just shouldn't cross. He consistently does a great job of marshalling the troops and engaging the whole club on a weekly basis, and OOBs match threads are better as a result of his ongoing work.
Of course a big part of Turbos visibility in particularly these last two seasons has been in the establishment of the Ophidian Old Boys FFC as the expansion team. And whether you're for or against expansion, I think we can all agree he's done a sterling job there in terms of brand, visibility and lore creation. We know what the OOBS stand for, and no one quite encapsulates an OOB like Turbo.
Turbo has again been a powerful media presence this season with the much loved Turbos Hot Seat again featuring prominently. It's a little known fact that Turbos podcast career nearly stalled before it started, but it was only the technical intervention of Mrs Turbo that ensured the series got off the ground back then (I heard it, believe me). Also, his shoop and gif work is excellent, if not endearingly a little rustic.
Another outstanding season from the consistently excellent Turbo, I'm sure it's far from the last, he shows no signs of slowing down. Well done Turbo, again.
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A s**t tonne - see below
Kennedy Parker
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Also note, you knocked me out of second place on the All Time Beez and only 100 votes or so behind The Filth Wizard now.Congratulations to all those in the top 20, some surprises and great reward to some of our games' most beloved characters.
A massive congratulations also to Hate and Tigerturbulance on your podium finishes, fantastic seasons from both of you and you both make a huge contribution to the league in your own way and our competition is that much better for it so thank you.
Well done to everyone who contributed write ups and graphics for the evening, top show Kennedy Parker and thanks for the comic relief NaturalDisaster
Time for a new king!
sausageroll
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Please remove any votes I received from the Demons tally and disperse them appropriately amongst the other clubs to better reflect my S35 allegiances
grumbleguts
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Where are all the people on 0 votes? Is that the rest of BF?
Cos my neighbour Bill isn't on here, and I want to rib him about it. But first I needs to sign him up to big footy.
