Event The S35 SFA Players Association MVP - The Beez - Trophy

[Kennedy Parker]

​

Season Highlights:

• lawyered his way out of a suspension due to a timezone technicality to start the season
• captain of the LIGHT side in The Decider III

By Jabba73

Falconista comes in the top 5 with 1084 votes, he took over as co-captain of the Gumbies at the start of his third SFA season and has improved on every statistic except marks ... where he has managed to avoid troubling the scorekeeper in any game.

His first act as captain was to invoke the wrath of the Admin by failing to follow the clearly mandated guidelines for submitting the Gumbies Squad, a mere one minute after the deadline (AEDST). In a masterstroke worthy of a seasoned committee veteran, Falconista not only used his flexibility to beat the charge, he forced a change in how deadlines are administered. Thus, a legend was born.

As co-captain he has provided some much needed credibility to a club that has been lacking a backbone for its entire existence, taking on all comers and those wanting to stick the boots into what they thought was a soft target. Well, not on his watch. Much like his career win/loss ratio, Falconista is very even, not much ruffles his feathers. His forays into the SFA media landscape are not limited to his work on match thread OPs, they also include informative threads for rookies and analysis of statistics.

It seems Falconista is making his mark on the SFA.

Content:

Event - S35 Light Side Team Thread - The Decider III: Team light, is right!

It was a cold Monday night in dark HQ, a whiff of desperation was in the air, "we need to hamstrung these light-moders, burden them a little" said one shadowed figure. "Lets start with the captain, what do we do there?" asked another. "So we're looking for a compromise candidate." said Tif...

www.bigfooty.com

Competition - Season 35: Qooty Tipping - Winner gab213

Welcome to the Official Sweet FA tipping competition for season 35. Let’s try and get a vibrant competition going this season with competitors from as many clubs as possible with this a great place for some rookies and sophomores here to make their mark and dip their toe into the board. If we...

www.bigfooty.com

Loosen your pants and jacket, Brick hits 150!

In this world, there are some pretty popular and useful bricks. Another Brick in the Wall was a hit in 1979/80, Lego bricks are pretty f* good and as we learnt in our childhoods, houses made from bricks are the safest from big, bad wolves (insert your own Geelong Direwolves burn here). At the...

www.bigfooty.com

Media - Falcon Files: Rookie Qompendium

Each season there are two awards to be given out to the rookie class: ~ The EKA is an award decided by a representative of each of the thirteen clubs who vote for the top 3 rookies based on posting contribution on a 3-2-1 basis. ~ The Rising Star meanwhile is awarded by the sophomore class and...

www.bigfooty.com

Media - Falcon Files: Shock, Horror, GUMBY!

Good evening, I'm Mitch Qleary with an update on the breaking story out of Gumbania. It seems the Gumbies' coach, Qris Qonnolly, has coached their last match for the club following the round three nail-biting four point loss to the Roys. Rumours quickly spread about the coaching future when...

www.bigfooty.com

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

You'd be surprised how much effort goes into my "discuss" threads.

 

[grumbleguts]

I should melt

Bloody oath you should. But first read the following quote:

"Wait until the rest have been announced in case any of them are good." - Azif.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

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Season Highlights:

• lawyered his way out of a suspension due to a timezone technicality to start the season
• captain of the LIGHT side in The Decider III

By Jabba73

Falconista comes in the top 5 with 1084 votes, he took over as co-captain of the Gumbies at the start of his third SFA season and has improved on every statistic except marks ... where he has managed to avoid troubling the scorekeeper in any game.

His first act as captain was to invoke the wrath of the Admin by failing to follow the clearly mandated guidelines for submitting the Gumbies Squad, a mere one minute after the deadline (AEDST). In a masterstroke worthy of a seasoned committee veteran, Falconista not only used his flexibility to beat the charge, he forced a change in how deadlines are administered. Thus, a legend was born.

As co-captain he has provided some much needed credibility to a club that has been lacking a backbone for its entire existence, taking on all comers and those wanting to stick the boots into what they thought was a soft target. Well, not on his watch. Much like his career win/loss ratio, Falconista is very even, not much ruffles his feathers. His forays into the SFA media landscape are not limited to his work on match thread OPs, they also include informative threads for rookies and analysis of statistics.

It seems Falconista is making his mark on the SFA.

Content:

Event - S35 Light Side Team Thread - The Decider III: Team light, is right!

It was a cold Monday night in dark HQ, a whiff of desperation was in the air, "we need to hamstrung these light-moders, burden them a little" said one shadowed figure. "Lets start with the captain, what do we do there?" asked another. "So we're looking for a compromise candidate." said Tif...

www.bigfooty.com

Competition - Season 35: Qooty Tipping - Winner gab213

Welcome to the Official Sweet FA tipping competition for season 35. Let’s try and get a vibrant competition going this season with competitors from as many clubs as possible with this a great place for some rookies and sophomores here to make their mark and dip their toe into the board. If we...

www.bigfooty.com

Loosen your pants and jacket, Brick hits 150!

In this world, there are some pretty popular and useful bricks. Another Brick in the Wall was a hit in 1979/80, Lego bricks are pretty f* good and as we learnt in our childhoods, houses made from bricks are the safest from big, bad wolves (insert your own Geelong Direwolves burn here). At the...

www.bigfooty.com

Media - Falcon Files: Rookie Qompendium

Each season there are two awards to be given out to the rookie class: ~ The EKA is an award decided by a representative of each of the thirteen clubs who vote for the top 3 rookies based on posting contribution on a 3-2-1 basis. ~ The Rising Star meanwhile is awarded by the sophomore class and...

www.bigfooty.com

Media - Falcon Files: Shock, Horror, GUMBY!

Good evening, I'm Mitch Qleary with an update on the breaking story out of Gumbania. It seems the Gumbies' coach, Qris Qonnolly, has coached their last match for the club following the round three nail-biting four point loss to the Roys. Rumours quickly spread about the coaching future when...

www.bigfooty.com

He is no Barrybran

 

[DenieD]

View attachment 1725695​

Season Highlights:

• lawyered his way out of a suspension due to a timezone technicality to start the season
• captain of the LIGHT side in The Decider III

By Jabba73

Falconista comes in the top 5 with 1084 votes, he took over as co-captain of the Gumbies at the start of his third SFA season and has improved on every statistic except marks ... where he has managed to avoid troubling the scorekeeper in any game.

His first act as captain was to invoke the wrath of the Admin by failing to follow the clearly mandated guidelines for submitting the Gumbies Squad, a mere one minute after the deadline (AEDST). In a masterstroke worthy of a seasoned committee veteran, Falconista not only used his flexibility to beat the charge, he forced a change in how deadlines are administered. Thus, a legend was born.

As co-captain he has provided some much needed credibility to a club that has been lacking a backbone for its entire existence, taking on all comers and those wanting to stick the boots into what they thought was a soft target. Well, not on his watch. Much like his career win/loss ratio, Falconista is very even, not much ruffles his feathers. His forays into the SFA media landscape are not limited to his work on match thread OPs, they also include informative threads for rookies and analysis of statistics.

It seems Falconista is making his mark on the SFA.

Content:

Event - S35 Light Side Team Thread - The Decider III: Team light, is right!

It was a cold Monday night in dark HQ, a whiff of desperation was in the air, "we need to hamstrung these light-moders, burden them a little" said one shadowed figure. "Lets start with the captain, what do we do there?" asked another. "So we're looking for a compromise candidate." said Tif...

www.bigfooty.com

Competition - Season 35: Qooty Tipping - Winner gab213

Welcome to the Official Sweet FA tipping competition for season 35. Let’s try and get a vibrant competition going this season with competitors from as many clubs as possible with this a great place for some rookies and sophomores here to make their mark and dip their toe into the board. If we...

www.bigfooty.com

Loosen your pants and jacket, Brick hits 150!

In this world, there are some pretty popular and useful bricks. Another Brick in the Wall was a hit in 1979/80, Lego bricks are pretty f* good and as we learnt in our childhoods, houses made from bricks are the safest from big, bad wolves (insert your own Geelong Direwolves burn here). At the...

www.bigfooty.com

Media - Falcon Files: Rookie Qompendium

Each season there are two awards to be given out to the rookie class: ~ The EKA is an award decided by a representative of each of the thirteen clubs who vote for the top 3 rookies based on posting contribution on a 3-2-1 basis. ~ The Rising Star meanwhile is awarded by the sophomore class and...

www.bigfooty.com

Media - Falcon Files: Shock, Horror, GUMBY!

Good evening, I'm Mitch Qleary with an update on the breaking story out of Gumbania. It seems the Gumbies' coach, Qris Qonnolly, has coached their last match for the club following the round three nail-biting four point loss to the Roys. Rumours quickly spread about the coaching future when...

www.bigfooty.com

only 5th?

 

[Headless]

View attachment 1725703

The GOAT off-season!

 

[damicky]

I should melt

Membling should have been 6th in the beez

Blah blah blah

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Another season with no rookies making hte top 20

Maybe the leagues stronger than I think.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

​

Season Highlights:
- Waking up, looking in the mirror and remembering he is TheInjuryFactory

By manangatang (and a little bit by me)

TheInjuryFactory even in self-proclaimed 'semi-retirement' is polling more votes in a single season than most would see in an entire SFA career. He breezes past Kennedy Parker into second place on the all-time Beez total votes tally.

What do you call a guy who delivers consistently excellent standards of media content and posting across a long range of consecutive seasons? A guy who brings these standards to his match thread posting as well?

A guy who shares his skillset of visual design and media content ideas to other posters in the league, in the hope of lifting quality standards for the enjoyment of all?

Well, around these parts, we call such a person TheInjuryFactory.

His well-deserved fourth-place finish in Season 35 comes off the back of a number of engaging media threads, including his Power Rankings, Three Things I Learnt This Week (S35 edition) and his self-fluffing TheMediaFactory thread.

He’s a treasure around these parts and we look forward to the next chapter of TiF ‘house of media’ content in seasons ahead. Congratulations!

Content:

Event - S35 Dark Side Team Thread - Friends of the Retina - The Decider III: Decide Hard With A Vengeance

THE DECIDER III: DECIDE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE OFFICIAL DARK SIDE TEAM THREAD We did it in S30. We then gave the light side a very generous chance at redemption, and they stuffed that too as we proved once and for all that dark mode reigns supreme. Over two exhibitions, we fielded a squad...

www.bigfooty.com

Media - TiFmedia Sweet FA Power Rankings - Season 35

TiFmedia Sweet FA Power Rankings It’s been a while since anyone has dared dip their toes into the mystical world of Power Rankings. Well, we here at TiFmedia are ready to change that in Season 35. (Yes, it's the seasonal high effort, low yield club assessing media piece you have come to...

www.bigfooty.com

Media - TheInjuryFactory's Gut Feel™ All-SFA Team - Season 35

In an age of analysis paralysis, we here at TiFmedia prefer to buck the trend and search for a more organic, dirt between our toes feel for the game. TheInjuryFactory's Gut Feel All-SFA Team returns for Season 35 after a pretty decent hiatus to bring you a sneak peek into the hotly contested...

www.bigfooty.com

Media - TiFmedia Presents... Sweet FA Three Things I Learnt This Week - Season 35 Etiquette Edition

THREE THINGS I LEARNT THIS WEEK ROUND 1 The Sweet FA's premier forum of feudalism is back once again to enliven and enrich the experiences of the masses... welcome everyone to 'Three Things' for Season 35!! Three things I learnt this week... Fixtures are like canoes... they are hard and...

www.bigfooty.com

Media - TiFmedia Presents... Last Captain Standing

Please engage the soundtrack. 👇 Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to the return of one of the Sweet FA's most beloved competitions, Last Captain Standing. In season 35, captain after captain have found themselves dropping like flies as a new, more sensual and dangerous landscape awaits them...

www.bigfooty.com

Media - TiFmedia Presents... BYEWATCH

The Bye. The league hated it so much in Season 34, that we rebelled and gave everyone two of them this season. But that said, the league has matured dramatically over the last 6 months. (mostly in part to Furies previous leadership nuking themselves into a bizarre Discord purgatory of their...

www.bigfooty.com

 

[NaturalDisaster]

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Season Highlights:
- Waking up, looking in the mirror and remembering he is TheInjuryFactory

By manangatang (and a little bit by me)

TheInjuryFactory even in self-proclaimed 'semi-retirement' is polling more votes in a single season than most would see in an entire SFA career. He breezes past Kennedy Parker into second place on the all-time Beez total votes tally.

What do you call a guy who delivers consistently excellent standards of media content and posting across a long range of consecutive seasons? A guy who brings these standards to his match thread posting as well?

A guy who shares his skillset of visual design and media content ideas to other posters in the league, in the hope of lifting quality standards for the enjoyment of all?

Well, around these parts, we call such a person TheInjuryFactory.

His well-deserved fourth-place finish in Season 35 comes off the back of a number of engaging media threads, including his Power Rankings, Three Things I Learnt This Week (S35 edition) and his self-fluffing TheMediaFactory thread.

He’s a treasure around these parts and we look forward to the next chapter of TiF ‘house of media’ content in seasons ahead. Congratulations!

Content:

Event - S35 Dark Side Team Thread - Friends of the Retina - The Decider III: Decide Hard With A Vengeance

THE DECIDER III: DECIDE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE OFFICIAL DARK SIDE TEAM THREAD We did it in S30. We then gave the light side a very generous chance at redemption, and they stuffed that too as we proved once and for all that dark mode reigns supreme. Over two exhibitions, we fielded a squad...

www.bigfooty.com

Media - TiFmedia Sweet FA Power Rankings - Season 35

TiFmedia Sweet FA Power Rankings It’s been a while since anyone has dared dip their toes into the mystical world of Power Rankings. Well, we here at TiFmedia are ready to change that in Season 35. (Yes, it's the seasonal high effort, low yield club assessing media piece you have come to...

www.bigfooty.com

Media - TheInjuryFactory's Gut Feel™ All-SFA Team - Season 35

In an age of analysis paralysis, we here at TiFmedia prefer to buck the trend and search for a more organic, dirt between our toes feel for the game. TheInjuryFactory's Gut Feel All-SFA Team returns for Season 35 after a pretty decent hiatus to bring you a sneak peek into the hotly contested...

www.bigfooty.com

Media - TiFmedia Presents... Sweet FA Three Things I Learnt This Week - Season 35 Etiquette Edition

THREE THINGS I LEARNT THIS WEEK ROUND 1 The Sweet FA's premier forum of feudalism is back once again to enliven and enrich the experiences of the masses... welcome everyone to 'Three Things' for Season 35!! Three things I learnt this week... Fixtures are like canoes... they are hard and...

www.bigfooty.com

Media - TiFmedia Presents... Last Captain Standing

Please engage the soundtrack. 👇 Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to the return of one of the Sweet FA's most beloved competitions, Last Captain Standing. In season 35, captain after captain have found themselves dropping like flies as a new, more sensual and dangerous landscape awaits them...

www.bigfooty.com

Media - TiFmedia Presents... BYEWATCH

The Bye. The league hated it so much in Season 34, that we rebelled and gave everyone two of them this season. But that said, the league has matured dramatically over the last 6 months. (mostly in part to Furies previous leadership nuking themselves into a bizarre Discord purgatory of their...

www.bigfooty.com

Would have been 12th in S23.

because he is BC!

 

[Headless]

Second most votes of all time is some achievement, TheInjuryFactory. Brilliant as always.

 

[Tonga Bob]

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Season Highlights:
- Waking up, looking in the mirror and remembering he is TheInjuryFactory

By manangatang (and a little bit by me)

TheInjuryFactory even in self-proclaimed 'semi-retirement' is polling more votes in a single season than most would see in an entire SFA career. He breezes past Kennedy Parker into second place on the all-time Beez total votes tally.

What do you call a guy who delivers consistently excellent standards of media content and posting across a long range of consecutive seasons? A guy who brings these standards to his match thread posting as well?

A guy who shares his skillset of visual design and media content ideas to other posters in the league, in the hope of lifting quality standards for the enjoyment of all?

Well, around these parts, we call such a person TheInjuryFactory.

His well-deserved fourth-place finish in Season 35 comes off the back of a number of engaging media threads, including his Power Rankings, Three Things I Learnt This Week (S35 edition) and his self-fluffing TheMediaFactory thread.

He’s a treasure around these parts and we look forward to the next chapter of TiF ‘house of media’ content in seasons ahead. Congratulations!

Content:

Event - S35 Dark Side Team Thread - Friends of the Retina - The Decider III: Decide Hard With A Vengeance

THE DECIDER III: DECIDE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE OFFICIAL DARK SIDE TEAM THREAD We did it in S30. We then gave the light side a very generous chance at redemption, and they stuffed that too as we proved once and for all that dark mode reigns supreme. Over two exhibitions, we fielded a squad...

www.bigfooty.com

Media - TiFmedia Sweet FA Power Rankings - Season 35

TiFmedia Sweet FA Power Rankings It’s been a while since anyone has dared dip their toes into the mystical world of Power Rankings. Well, we here at TiFmedia are ready to change that in Season 35. (Yes, it's the seasonal high effort, low yield club assessing media piece you have come to...

www.bigfooty.com

Media - TheInjuryFactory's Gut Feel™ All-SFA Team - Season 35

In an age of analysis paralysis, we here at TiFmedia prefer to buck the trend and search for a more organic, dirt between our toes feel for the game. TheInjuryFactory's Gut Feel All-SFA Team returns for Season 35 after a pretty decent hiatus to bring you a sneak peek into the hotly contested...

www.bigfooty.com

Media - TiFmedia Presents... Sweet FA Three Things I Learnt This Week - Season 35 Etiquette Edition

THREE THINGS I LEARNT THIS WEEK ROUND 1 The Sweet FA's premier forum of feudalism is back once again to enliven and enrich the experiences of the masses... welcome everyone to 'Three Things' for Season 35!! Three things I learnt this week... Fixtures are like canoes... they are hard and...

www.bigfooty.com

Media - TiFmedia Presents... Last Captain Standing

Please engage the soundtrack. 👇 Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to the return of one of the Sweet FA's most beloved competitions, Last Captain Standing. In season 35, captain after captain have found themselves dropping like flies as a new, more sensual and dangerous landscape awaits them...

www.bigfooty.com

Media - TiFmedia Presents... BYEWATCH

The Bye. The league hated it so much in Season 34, that we rebelled and gave everyone two of them this season. But that said, the league has matured dramatically over the last 6 months. (mostly in part to Furies previous leadership nuking themselves into a bizarre Discord purgatory of their...

www.bigfooty.com

YEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW BOSSMAN!!!!!!

​

 

[okeydoke7]

A top 3 finish is an unexpected CV addition for me. Thanks I’m advance.

 

[DenieD]

A top 3 finish is an unexpected CV addition for me. Thanks I’m advance.

Hi advance. I'm dad

 

[Headless]

A top 3 finish is an unexpected CV addition for me. Thanks I’m advance.

I had you #2.

 

[okeydoke7]

I had you #2.

Staggered you had 1 ahead of me to be fair.

 

[Headless]

Staggered you had 1 ahead of me to be fair.

It was Hate, so think we can both be fine with that.

 

[Tonga Bob]

[waits for NaturalDisaster to shut the hell up about season 23 already]

…





...

Greetings everyone, trust you’re enjoying the evening. Well allow me to fix that, as we now turn our attention to one of the more awkward moments of beez night. That’s right punters, it’s the seventh running of the Le Grille-gym4life Award.

Far from being a steroid-filled French BBQ, the Le Grille-gym4life Award is something that NaturalDisaster conceived in a fever dream back in season 27 by recognising the desperate and dateless among us. If you’ve ever been the last one picked in a schoolyard team despite saying “Pick me! I’m over here!” over and over again to the team captains, then this award will hit close to home.

As the eligibility criteria more accurately states, it's the award for people to both have a match thread posting average at least 25 per week and have received zero points from the beez voting community. It's named after two SFA posters of yore who were experts at talking into the void – Le Grille who went voteless in season 23 despite averaging more than 100 posts a week and gym4life who had zero votes in season 26 despite having an active season.

The inaugural winner was cooney in season 27, nobody was eligible in season 28, nobody gave a crap about it in season 29, Matt_352 won in season 30, Cap saluted in season 31, season 32 was all about Rioli8217, Gumby time travelling feline CatToTheFuture took home the chocolates in season 33 and Soggy2112 saluted the judges last season.

This is all well and good, but surely there's something in it for the winners apart from niche online infamy? Well sure there is, it wouldn't be a shonky online award without a shonky online trophy. And the winner of the Le Grille-gym4life Award picks up an absolute doozy - The Golden Shittruck!

Four people met the eligibility criteria this season which is up one from last season but well short of the nine a couple of seasons previous. Before I get to them though I’ll give a shout out to the five people that in many ways represents the next generation of sh*tposters. Landing between the arbitrarily-positioned active poster threshold of 20 posts per week and the equally arbitrarily-positioned eligibility entry point for this here award were three rookies and two not so rookies - SaintsSeptember (23.69), Power Raid (23.25), Cubs2Lions (22.88), rappin’ RonnieRaven (20.88) and @kennyswarriors (20.56). Well done, looking forward to seeing what you bring next season.

Now to the podium. In moral third place but actual fourth place on 27.19 posts per week is the Bob Dylanesqe medieval troubadour from Las Vegas in Electronic_Renaissance.

Third place in actuality goes to someone who had the good sense to exit stage right before the horrors of a premiership befell them, it’s Old Boy Over The Post with 27.62 PPW. Saying that though, third place is daylight as the top two were north of 50 PPW.

In second place - some would say the first loser but there's no actual winners here let's be honest – is another Bear who is no stranger to copping the wrong end of the stick given he’s a former Big Spoon winner for most free kicks conceded in a season, it’s the minimally-named Cap on 52.94 PPW. Close but no shittruck.

And so to the winner. With 54.81 unrequited posts per week and hailing from the leadership group of the Baghdad Bombers, the season 35 Le Grille-gym4life Award is none other than kickthething! Mazel tov buddy, here's your miniature novelty Golden Shittruck trophy!

​

 

[Headless]

View attachment 1725714

[waits for NaturalDisaster to shut the hell up about season 23 already]

…





...

Greetings everyone, trust you’re enjoying the evening. Well allow me to fix that, as we now turn our attention to one of the more awkward moments of beez night. That’s right punters, it’s the seventh running of the Le Grille-gym4life Award.

Far from being a steroid-filled French BBQ, the Le Grille-gym4life Award is something that NaturalDisaster conceived in a fever dream back in season 27 by recognising the desperate and dateless among us. If you’ve ever been the last one picked in a schoolyard team despite saying “Pick me! I’m over here!” over and over again to the team captains, then this award will hit close to home.

As the eligibility criteria more accurately states, it's the award for people to both have a match thread posting average at least 25 per week and have received zero points from the beez voting community. It's named after two SFA posters of yore who were experts at talking into the void – Le Grille who went voteless in season 23 despite averaging more than 100 posts a week and gym4life who had zero votes in season 26 despite having an active season.

The inaugural winner was cooney in season 27, nobody was eligible in season 28, nobody gave a crap about it in season 29, Matt_352 won in season 30, Cap saluted in season 31, season 32 was all about Rioli8217, Gumby time travelling feline CatToTheFuture took home the chocolates in season 33 and Soggy2112 saluted the judges last season.

This is all well and good, but surely there's something in it for the winners apart from niche online infamy? Well sure there is, it wouldn't be a shonky online award without a shonky online trophy. And the winner of the Le Grille-gym4life Award picks up an absolute doozy - The Golden Shittruck!

Four people met the eligibility criteria this season which is up one from last season but well short of the nine a couple of seasons previous. Before I get to them though I’ll give a shout out to the five people that in many ways represents the next generation of sh*tposters. Landing between the arbitrarily-positioned active poster threshold of 20 posts per week and the equally arbitrarily-positioned eligibility entry point for this here award were three rookies and two not so rookies - SaintsSeptember (23.69), Power Raid (23.25), Cubs2Lions (22.88), rappin’ RonnieRaven (20.88) and @kennyswarriors (20.56). Well done, looking forward to seeing what you bring next season.

Now to the podium. In moral third place but actual fourth place on 27.19 posts per week is the Bob Dylanesqe medieval troubadour from Las Vegas in Electronic_Renaissance.

Third place in actuality goes to someone who had the good sense to exit stage right before the horrors of a premiership befell them, it’s Old Boy Over The Post with 27.62 PPW. Saying that though, third place is daylight as the top two were north of 50 PPW.

In second place - some would say the first loser but there's no actual winners here let's be honest – is another Bear who is no stranger to copping the wrong end of the stick given he’s a former Big Spoon winner for most free kicks conceded in a season, it’s the minimally-named Cap on 52.94 PPW. Close but no shittruck.

And so to the winner. With 54.81 unrequited posts per week and hailing from the leadership group of the Baghdad Bombers, the season 35 Le Grille-gym4life Award is none other than kickthething! Mazel tov buddy, here's your miniature novelty Golden Shittruck trophy!

View attachment 1725715​

So harsh after single-handedly saving the Bombers from being deregistered.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

TheInjuryFactory is another poster that over time I’ve really got to like. Well done mate!

 

[Tonga Bob]

So harsh after single-handedly saving the Bombers from being deregistered.

Absolute travesty.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

View attachment 1725714

[waits for NaturalDisaster to shut the hell up about season 23 already]

…





...

Greetings everyone, trust you’re enjoying the evening. Well allow me to fix that, as we now turn our attention to one of the more awkward moments of beez night. That’s right punters, it’s the seventh running of the Le Grille-gym4life Award.

Far from being a steroid-filled French BBQ, the Le Grille-gym4life Award is something that NaturalDisaster conceived in a fever dream back in season 27 by recognising the desperate and dateless among us. If you’ve ever been the last one picked in a schoolyard team despite saying “Pick me! I’m over here!” over and over again to the team captains, then this award will hit close to home.

As the eligibility criteria more accurately states, it's the award for people to both have a match thread posting average at least 25 per week and have received zero points from the beez voting community. It's named after two SFA posters of yore who were experts at talking into the void – Le Grille who went voteless in season 23 despite averaging more than 100 posts a week and gym4life who had zero votes in season 26 despite having an active season.

The inaugural winner was cooney in season 27, nobody was eligible in season 28, nobody gave a crap about it in season 29, Matt_352 won in season 30, Cap saluted in season 31, season 32 was all about Rioli8217, Gumby time travelling feline CatToTheFuture took home the chocolates in season 33 and Soggy2112 saluted the judges last season.

This is all well and good, but surely there's something in it for the winners apart from niche online infamy? Well sure there is, it wouldn't be a shonky online award without a shonky online trophy. And the winner of the Le Grille-gym4life Award picks up an absolute doozy - The Golden Shittruck!

Four people met the eligibility criteria this season which is up one from last season but well short of the nine a couple of seasons previous. Before I get to them though I’ll give a shout out to the five people that in many ways represents the next generation of sh*tposters. Landing between the arbitrarily-positioned active poster threshold of 20 posts per week and the equally arbitrarily-positioned eligibility entry point for this here award were three rookies and two not so rookies - SaintsSeptember (23.69), Power Raid (23.25), Cubs2Lions (22.88), rappin’ RonnieRaven (20.88) and @kennyswarriors (20.56). Well done, looking forward to seeing what you bring next season.

Now to the podium. In moral third place but actual fourth place on 27.19 posts per week is the Bob Dylanesqe medieval troubadour from Las Vegas in Electronic_Renaissance.

Third place in actuality goes to someone who had the good sense to exit stage right before the horrors of a premiership befell them, it’s Old Boy Over The Post with 27.62 PPW. Saying that though, third place is daylight as the top two were north of 50 PPW.

In second place - some would say the first loser but there's no actual winners here let's be honest – is another Bear who is no stranger to copping the wrong end of the stick given he’s a former Big Spoon winner for most free kicks conceded in a season, it’s the minimally-named Cap on 52.94 PPW. Close but no shittruck.

And so to the winner. With 54.81 unrequited posts per week and hailing from the leadership group of the Baghdad Bombers, the season 35 Le Grille-gym4life Award is none other than kickthething! Mazel tov buddy, here's your miniature novelty Golden Shittruck trophy!

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Hey! I only get you the rights for this for my admin reign! not for you to run keep it for yourself!

(Thanks though, I had completely forgotten. Oh and Le Grille would have won this in S23)

 

[HARPSichord]

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[waits for NaturalDisaster to shut the hell up about season 23 already]

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Greetings everyone, trust you’re enjoying the evening. Well allow me to fix that, as we now turn our attention to one of the more awkward moments of beez night. That’s right punters, it’s the seventh running of the Le Grille-gym4life Award.

Far from being a steroid-filled French BBQ, the Le Grille-gym4life Award is something that NaturalDisaster conceived in a fever dream back in season 27 by recognising the desperate and dateless among us. If you’ve ever been the last one picked in a schoolyard team despite saying “Pick me! I’m over here!” over and over again to the team captains, then this award will hit close to home.

As the eligibility criteria more accurately states, it's the award for people to both have a match thread posting average at least 25 per week and have received zero points from the beez voting community. It's named after two SFA posters of yore who were experts at talking into the void – Le Grille who went voteless in season 23 despite averaging more than 100 posts a week and gym4life who had zero votes in season 26 despite having an active season.

The inaugural winner was cooney in season 27, nobody was eligible in season 28, nobody gave a crap about it in season 29, Matt_352 won in season 30, Cap saluted in season 31, season 32 was all about Rioli8217, Gumby time travelling feline CatToTheFuture took home the chocolates in season 33 and Soggy2112 saluted the judges last season.

This is all well and good, but surely there's something in it for the winners apart from niche online infamy? Well sure there is, it wouldn't be a shonky online award without a shonky online trophy. And the winner of the Le Grille-gym4life Award picks up an absolute doozy - The Golden Shittruck!

Four people met the eligibility criteria this season which is up one from last season but well short of the nine a couple of seasons previous. Before I get to them though I’ll give a shout out to the five people that in many ways represents the next generation of sh*tposters. Landing between the arbitrarily-positioned active poster threshold of 20 posts per week and the equally arbitrarily-positioned eligibility entry point for this here award were three rookies and two not so rookies - SaintsSeptember (23.69), Power Raid (23.25), Cubs2Lions (22.88), rappin’ RonnieRaven (20.88) and @kennyswarriors (20.56). Well done, looking forward to seeing what you bring next season.

Now to the podium. In moral third place but actual fourth place on 27.19 posts per week is the Bob Dylanesqe medieval troubadour from Las Vegas in Electronic_Renaissance.

Third place in actuality goes to someone who had the good sense to exit stage right before the horrors of a premiership befell them, it’s Old Boy Over The Post with 27.62 PPW. Saying that though, third place is daylight as the top two were north of 50 PPW.

In second place - some would say the first loser but there's no actual winners here let's be honest – is another Bear who is no stranger to copping the wrong end of the stick given he’s a former Big Spoon winner for most free kicks conceded in a season, it’s the minimally-named Cap on 52.94 PPW. Close but no shittruck.

And so to the winner. With 54.81 unrequited posts per week and hailing from the leadership group of the Baghdad Bombers, the season 35 Le Grille-gym4life Award is none other than kickthething! Mazel tov buddy, here's your miniature novelty Golden Shittruck trophy!

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Damn, that means that some idiot voted for me.

Congrats on winning the award I coveted most kickthething!

 

[damicky]

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[waits for NaturalDisaster to shut the hell up about season 23 already]

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...

Greetings everyone, trust you’re enjoying the evening. Well allow me to fix that, as we now turn our attention to one of the more awkward moments of beez night. That’s right punters, it’s the seventh running of the Le Grille-gym4life Award.

Far from being a steroid-filled French BBQ, the Le Grille-gym4life Award is something that NaturalDisaster conceived in a fever dream back in season 27 by recognising the desperate and dateless among us. If you’ve ever been the last one picked in a schoolyard team despite saying “Pick me! I’m over here!” over and over again to the team captains, then this award will hit close to home.

As the eligibility criteria more accurately states, it's the award for people to both have a match thread posting average at least 25 per week and have received zero points from the beez voting community. It's named after two SFA posters of yore who were experts at talking into the void – Le Grille who went voteless in season 23 despite averaging more than 100 posts a week and gym4life who had zero votes in season 26 despite having an active season.

The inaugural winner was cooney in season 27, nobody was eligible in season 28, nobody gave a crap about it in season 29, Matt_352 won in season 30, Cap saluted in season 31, season 32 was all about Rioli8217, Gumby time travelling feline CatToTheFuture took home the chocolates in season 33 and Soggy2112 saluted the judges last season.

This is all well and good, but surely there's something in it for the winners apart from niche online infamy? Well sure there is, it wouldn't be a shonky online award without a shonky online trophy. And the winner of the Le Grille-gym4life Award picks up an absolute doozy - The Golden Shittruck!

Four people met the eligibility criteria this season which is up one from last season but well short of the nine a couple of seasons previous. Before I get to them though I’ll give a shout out to the five people that in many ways represents the next generation of sh*tposters. Landing between the arbitrarily-positioned active poster threshold of 20 posts per week and the equally arbitrarily-positioned eligibility entry point for this here award were three rookies and two not so rookies - SaintsSeptember (23.69), Power Raid (23.25), Cubs2Lions (22.88), rappin’ RonnieRaven (20.88) and @kennyswarriors (20.56). Well done, looking forward to seeing what you bring next season.

Now to the podium. In moral third place but actual fourth place on 27.19 posts per week is the Bob Dylanesqe medieval troubadour from Las Vegas in Electronic_Renaissance.

Third place in actuality goes to someone who had the good sense to exit stage right before the horrors of a premiership befell them, it’s Old Boy Over The Post with 27.62 PPW. Saying that though, third place is daylight as the top two were north of 50 PPW.

In second place - some would say the first loser but there's no actual winners here let's be honest – is another Bear who is no stranger to copping the wrong end of the stick given he’s a former Big Spoon winner for most free kicks conceded in a season, it’s the minimally-named Cap on 52.94 PPW. Close but no shittruck.

And so to the winner. With 54.81 unrequited posts per week and hailing from the leadership group of the Baghdad Bombers, the season 35 Le Grille-gym4life Award is none other than kickthething! Mazel tov buddy, here's your miniature novelty Golden Shittruck trophy!

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Bad luck, HARPS

 

[Pickitt]

Pickitt, of course.

This poster understands