Society & Culture Things in life you just don't understand - Part 3

[Billy ray]

I need to get a lightweight, silk perhaps, dressing gown

 

[Kram]

I need to get a lightweight, silk perhaps, dressing gown

Take up smoking cigars as well.

 

[Shell]

Take up smoking cigars as well.

He could go on a 5 year plan.

 

[Billy ray]

 

[Kram]

Elderly couple door knockers yesterday.

They were fine but just opened the door and it was straight into "the world is gonna end... there are signs... too much violence etc"

I just opened the screen door and said "look Im not really religious, I just go by the old treat people how I would like to be treated rule"

They pretty much just said the world would be a better place if we all did that and walked off.

No point abusing doorknockers. (Plus they know where u live lol)

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I had one of those paid commission charity door knockers actually walk up my driveway and stick his mug over the gate to talk to us when he must have heard me working out the back. Couldn't believe it. Felt like telling him to he **** off, they are bad enough of an intrusion when they just knock on your front door.

 

[Cuzz09]

"You'll have to speak up Im wearing a towel!"

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[PT Bar None]

The hawthorn board after Coniglio resigned with the Giants is as good as it gets.

People were just so damn certain.

Doesn't matter, because apparently he's a shit play anyway

 

[Gough]

People were just so damn certain.

Doesn't matter, because apparently he's a shit play anyway

Still a Roughy shaped gap in our forward line that we are failing to fill.

 

[PT Bar None]

Still a Roughy shaped gap in our forward line that we are failing to fill.

Very tough gap to fill

 

[Deliverance]

We'll get Patton fixed up by round 1 next year.


I used to fob off electricity cold callers by telling them I'm with Simply Energy because they sponsor the Hawks. There's no comeback to that.

 

[peternorth]

We'll get Patton fixed up by round 1 next year.


I used to fob off electricity cold callers by telling them I'm with Simply Energy because they sponsor the Hawks. There's no comeback to that.

Same here, although I say Jeep Energy

 

[Hawk Dork]

I say Im with Crico

 

[Shell]

I swear to god one day at work im going to say "convince" when I mean convenient. And it'll be because of you noobs

 

[Scotland]

I recently canned iiNet.

The fact they now run commercials with Hawthorn players is just a bonus.

 

[Gough]

Why don't they sell packs of the green card you get at the end of a packet of Tally Hos. They make the perfect roach.

 

[PT Bar None]

I swear to god one day at work im going to say "convince" when I mean convenient. And it'll be because of you noobs

And one of your colleagues will laugh and out themselves

 

[Billy ray]

I recently canned iiNet.

The fact they now run commercials with Hawthorn players is just a bonus.

I moved from them to aussiebroadband. Great move.

 

[revival_mode]

plus that iinet guy on the adds has a massively punchable head

 

[GeelongFTW]

I still dont understand whatever they were thinking when they came up with this.




What a slap to the face for Kofi as well as the guys that delivered high-quality matches through his run.

 

[Reynolds Number]

A night market vendor dropped a sausage on the road only to pick it up, rinse it with a drizzle of water and whack it back on the barbie.

On this weekend travels I saw a cooked duck fall out of a truck then the driver shamelessly picked it up off the road and put it back in the crate it was in.

 

[Off The Couch]

A night market vendor dropped a sausage on the road only to pick it up, rinse it with a drizzle of water and whack it back on the barbie.

On this weekend travels I saw a cooked duck fall out of a truck then the driver shamelessly picked it up off the road and put it back in the crate it was in.

30 second rule

 

[perthblue]

A night market vendor dropped a sausage on the road only to pick it up, rinse it with a drizzle of water and whack it back on the barbie.

On this weekend travels I saw a cooked duck fall out of a truck then the driver shamelessly picked it up off the road and put it back in the crate it was in.

I don't like wasting food, I don't think you need to bin something just because it was on the pavement for a few seconds. she'll be right.

 

[the_interloper]

Why don't they sell packs of the green card you get at the end of a packet of Tally Hos. They make the perfect roach.

My word they do, it's nice and thin so it can filter out even the little bits. Thick cardboard is no good, well unless you want to inhale little buds.

 

[Mofra]

We'll get Patton fixed up by round 1 next year.


I used to fob off electricity cold callers by telling them I'm with Simply Energy because they sponsor the Hawks. There's no comeback to that.

I haven't had a cold caller for ages (thank you DNCR), but when I did I used to just ask them to hold on for a sec then put the phone down and walk away. They tend to wait 3-4 minutes before hanging up. If everyone did it there would be a lot less cold callers.

 

[Mofra]

plus that iinet guy on the adds has a massively punchable head

A friend of mine narrowly lost out to him in casting. That guy has apparently made over a million dollars in just the last three years from those ads.