Society & Culture Things in life you just don't understand - Part 5

[MrsEddieBetts]

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How to make something like ordering a beer so fricking complicated. Kudos Australia

So sometimes schooner is big and sometimes it’s small help meeee

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Honestly this is a fair point.
Then throw in middys and ponys and the state by state stuff.

Love when people validate my correct opinions!!

 

[Madas]

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How to make something like ordering a beer so fricking complicated. Kudos Australia

A “Glass” is actually called a “Pony” in WA to make it more confusing ( or was , I don’t think anyone has used that term for about 40 years )

Edit : Phantom13 still drinks Pony’s with the old diggers

 

[Madas]

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That is very interesting

Question for the states :

Victoria- does anyone actually ask for a “Megapot “?

South Oz - Imperial Pint . Seriously?

Tassie - WTF ? It’s not 1886

 

[burge13]

Why on earth is 200ml of beer an option anywhere?!

That is very interesting

Question for the states :

Victoria- does anyone actually ask for a “Megapot “?

South Oz - Imperial Pint . Seriously?

Tassie - WTF ? It’s not 1886

Not all pubs do imperials while others do them as standard

Almost all pubs will do our pint/Vic schooner as the standard though

 

[Pistol Night]

This is why you just sit home an drink stubbies at 1/4 of the price and zero embarrassment

 

[Jatz]

So sometimes schooner is big and sometimes it’s small help meeee

Why SA/WA made a schooner a different size to every other state is beyond me.

Not as funny as Vic calling it a 'Megapot' though

As someone who's drank regularly in NSW and Vic, I think the schooner is a better side. A pot barely touches the sides and you'll need to reorder again before you know it.

 

[Madas]

Why SA/WA made a schooner a different size to every other state is beyond me.

Not as funny as Vic calling it a 'Megapot' though

As someone who's drank regularly in NSW and Vic, I think the schooner is a better side. A pot barely touches the sides and you'll need to reorder again before you know it.

Schooner is the perfect size glass
That’s why I’m pissed WA doesn’t have them

 

[Gough]

Anyone tried doing a yard of ale?

 

[burge13]

This is why you just sit home an drink stubbies at 1/4 of the price and zero embarrassment

My neighbours look at me funny some Monday mornings...

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Anyone tried doing a yard of ale?

 

[Roobs321]

Reminds me of Faye Dunaway in Barfly, her alco price for a fella offering drinks was ‘a fifth of bourbon’, had to look that one up (as in a fifth of a gallon; standard 750ml wine bottle). Apparently a US thing for when quart bottles of spirits weren’t filled all the way.

If you were in the military as a young adult and spent time in several states then the variant beer lingo you pick up quickly (and the on base bars are obviously a separate world with a from all over clientele). I seldom drink beer and yet I feel like I’ve ordered all the kinds at some point.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Why SA/WA made a schooner a different size to every other state is beyond me.

Not as funny as Vic calling it a 'Megapot' though

As someone who's drank regularly in NSW and Vic, I think the schooner is a better side. A pot barely touches the sides and you'll need to reorder again before you know it.

I’ve never heard of a megapot that’s ****ed

 

[Jatz]

I’ve never heard of a megapot that’s ****ed

I'm willing to bet most in Victoria haven't. Probably get some funny looks if you tried to order one

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

I'm willing to bet most in Victoria haven't. Probably get some funny looks if you tried to order one

I’ll ask old mate and report back

 

[rocker_oz33]

As a non beer drinker I HATE when I have to order someone a beer because I don’t understand all the sizes!!! Why can’t they just be small medium or large what the **** IS A SCHOONER

Don't you work in hospitality.

There's a pony , but no stallions.
There middy , 7 oz...pot.
Pint , and schooners .

For other drinks Tall ball , tumbler.

Prob missed a few been a long time between drinks .

 

[rocker_oz33]

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I just want a beer that tastes like a real beer.

 

[Beerfish]

Tried to order a pint in Adelaide last year and her response was 'A big one or a small one?'. Say what now? They have 2 pint sizes.

 

[Jatz]

Tried to order a pint in Adelaide last year and her response was 'A big one or a small one?'. Say what now? They have 2 pint sizes.

Just deliberately trying to make life confusing by doing that.

 

[GreyCrow]

My beer ordering days are long past and like Pistol Night just get a slab oh wait carton or is it a box

 

[MatthewB]

Tried to order a pint in Adelaide last year and her response was 'A big one or a small one?'. Say what now? They have 2 pint sizes.

When I go to the football or cricket, I always ask for a beer in a big cup

 

[MatthewB]

We also have a butcher glass size here in Adelaide

 

[Billy ray]

 

[Pistol Night]

My beer ordering days are long past and like Pistol Night just get a slab oh wait carton or is it a box

All 3 are fine. At once

 

[Pistol Night]

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These bad boys with lime and soda are perfect on Summer days