Things that sh*t me the seventeenth

[Syd]

Bonus points of floggery if they have the phone on loudspeaker also

The internal speaker on my iPhone is broken, currently taking all calls via speaker through necessity

Unintentional floggery

Meh

 

[rocker_oz33]

Anywoo.

We were about to board the plane in 5 mins.
This young girl early 20s came back from the toilet said to her friends ohh I'm soo sorry .
Then min everyone out to the emg meeting point .
Waited 10 mins .
Then back though the whole process again..
Then suitcase gets pulled up ...at screening..

Fire people checking up on an alarm...

 

[Purple7x08_24]

Youre clearly discovering new music. The Song comp is starting to play more heavy metal. You and rocker_oz33 should join the song comp. The theme tonight is anything to do with the cold. Come join us.

 

[Smoooothy]

had a car crash yesterday (everyones ok, but it was a pretty nasty), the shit that i'm about to go through getting everything fixed is pretty painful

 

[rocker_oz33]

had a car crash yesterday (everyones ok, but it was a pretty nasty), the shit that i'm about to go through getting everything fixed is pretty painful

Insurance...?

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

had a car crash yesterday (everyones ok, but it was a pretty nasty), the shit that i'm about to go through getting everything fixed is pretty painful

Better lodge that claim!

 

[Smoooothy]

Insurance...?

Yep. Both thankfully

 

[Cruyff14]

had a car crash yesterday (everyones ok, but it was a pretty nasty), the shit that i'm about to go through getting everything fixed is pretty painful

Wife had one two weeks ago.

Our car got written off. Will yours? How old is your car?

 

[Purple7x08_24]

No thanks.

2 day course is all you need.

 

[Purple7x08_24]

In the truck today and couldn't go down the narrow main street so I pull over to turn into a driveway and some dickhead parks right alongside the entry to the driveway.

 

[raskolnikov]

2 day course is all you need.

To get an entry-level certificate yes. Most CrossFit gym owners and coaches have advanced diplomas and even degrees and usually experienced and competent Cross Fitters themselves. Our head coach went to the CrossFit games a few years ago.

 

[Smoooothy]

Wife had one two weeks ago.

Our car got written off. Will yours? How old is your car?

Probably not. All my damage was primarily front on, car took it like a champ! Cars only 7 months old

The other car was an i20. That thing was ****ed, caved in A pillar, I don't think I could have hit her better to be honest

 

[Cruyff14]

Probably not. All my damage was primarily front on, car took it like a champ! Cars only 7 months old

The other car was an i20. That thing was ****ed, caved in A pillar, I don't think I could have hit her better to be honest

Ah right, yep.

Oh, you hit her - ouch. Assuming you're at fault?

I am glad you're OK though.

 

[Anzacday]

The internal speaker on my iPhone is broken, currently taking all calls via speaker through necessity

Unintentional floggery

Meh

Earphones are provided with every phone aren’t they?

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Earphones are provided with every phone aren’t they?

They used to be. Not anymore. Had to buy my last lot separately.

 

[Smoooothy]

Ah right, yep.

Oh, you hit her - ouch. Assuming you're at fault?

I am glad you're OK though.

na she's been judged at fault already, she pulled out in front of me to turn into a side street, had nowhere to go

 

[GreyCrow]

na she's been judged at fault already, she pulled out in front of me to turn into a side street, had nowhere to go

Sorry to hear - glad everyone is ok

But this shits me - people NOT planning their drive

''oh shit I need the left lane - let me inconvenience all the cars behind me in the 2 crossover lanes''

PLAN YOUR DRIVE

 

[Syd]

Earphones are provided with every phone aren’t they?

Daughter long since claimed mine after hers were broken

Probably due for a new iphone TBH, but why replace what isn't (fully) broken?

 

[rocker_oz33]

They used to be. Not anymore. Had to buy my last lot separately.

New phones are blue tooth no socket for headphones.

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

Sorry to hear - glad everyone is ok

But this shits me - people NOT planning their drive

''oh shit I need the left lane - let me inconvenience all the cars behind me in the 2 crossover lanes''

PLAN YOUR DRIVE

 

[Smoooothy]

seizing the gap is why i'm in this situation!

 

[Engimal v3]

This one is petty, but it pisses me off when women make a big deal out of shaving their head.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Everyone needs to plan their trip for next gather round.
Everyone GPS is set for GreyCrow house I mean greycrow Bed n breakfast..and luxury camping.

 

[the_interloper]

This one is petty, but it pisses me off when women make a big deal out of shaving their head.

There's a GI Jane joke in there somewhere

 

[rocker_oz33]

There's a GI Jane joke in there somewhere

Suck something