Things that sh*t me the seventeenth

[rocker_oz33]

Bit tight down stairs too.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

That fit really baffles me. There are few things sexier than a man in a WELL-TAILORED suit. That ain't it.

 

[Gralin]

That fit really baffles me. There are few things sexier than a man in a WELL-TAILORED suit. That ain't it.

All the Tate fans think suits should be skin tight to show off muscles

They've got no clue what a suit should look like

 

[Madas]

All the Tate fans think suits should be skin tight to show off muscles

They've got no clue what a suit should look like

3 things you couldn’t do in that suit

1.Tie your shoe laces
2. Go in the push up competition at a wedding
3. Cut sick on the dance floor and do the worm

 

[Plugger35]

3 things you couldn’t do in that suit

1.Tie your shoe laces
2. Go in the push up competition at a wedding
3. Cut sick on the dance floor and do the worm

You're a good chance to split the arse out of your pants with a tight fitting suit like that one trying to do anything but stand still.

That happened to me once and the suit wasn't even that tight.

 

[burge13]

You're a good chance to split the arse out of your pants with a tight fitting suit like that one trying to do anything but stand still.

That happened to me once and the suit wasn't even that tight.

I had some pants from a wedding that were reasonably tight. Put a kg or 2 on and wore them again only for the ass to completely blow out getting in the car! Lucky they made it through the 1st day in hindsight

Tight suits baffle me, can't bloody move in them

 

[rocker_oz33]

I had some pants from a wedding that were reasonably tight. Put a kg or 2 on and wore them again only for the ass to completely blow out getting in the car! Lucky they made it through the 1st day in hindsight

Tight suits baffle me, can't bloody move in them

Were you trying to make you showing of your Burge13 making it look larger ..

 

[RedmanWasHere]

When you're forced to create a new spreadsheet doco because the old one kept on deleting things you know you've edited, copied and pasted and formulated.

 

[Gough]

I lost my seeing eye glasses yesterday and I have no spare so I'm wearing shades all the time and unless you're Ray Charles you're not cool enough to do that. I went to Spec Savers to get new ones this morning and it's two to three weeks delivery time that I've got to look like a twat until they arrive.

 

[Pistol Night]

I lost my seeing eye glasses yesterday and I have no spare so I'm wearing shades all the time and unless you're Ray Charles you're not cool enough to do that. I went to Spec Savers to get new ones this morning and it's two to three weeks delivery time that I've got to look like a twat until they arrive.

Pretend your famous like the celebrity’s do with their sunnys inside

 

[Billy ray]

I lost my seeing eye glasses yesterday and I have no spare so I'm wearing shades all the time and unless you're Ray Charles you're not cool enough to do that. I went to Spec Savers to get new ones this morning and it's two to three weeks delivery time that I've got to look like a twat until they arrive.

meanwhile

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[Beerfish]

I lost my seeing eye glasses yesterday and I have no spare so I'm wearing shades all the time and unless you're Ray Charles you're not cool enough to do that. I went to Spec Savers to get new ones this morning and it's two to three weeks delivery time that I've got to look like a twat until they arrive.

Only two kinds of people wear sunglasses indoors. Blind people and assholes. - Larry David

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

I lost my seeing eye glasses yesterday and I have no spare so I'm wearing shades all the time and unless you're Ray Charles you're not cool enough to do that. I went to Spec Savers to get new ones this morning and it's two to three weeks delivery time that I've got to look like a twat until they arrive.

Get two pairs. Specsavers usually has some sort of deal going that makes it cheaper. Saved my life a couple of years ago on a trip interstate when I lost a pair on arrival at the airport . The spare was in my luggage TG.

 

[Gough]

Get two pairs. Specsavers usually has some sort of deal going that makes it cheaper. Saved my life a couple of years ago on a trip interstate when I lost a pair on arrival at the airport . The spare was in my luggage TG.

Got a pair of black Buddy Holly style and some wire frames for $200.

 

[magpie_marty]

Daylight savings I live on the NSW and Qld Border.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Daylight savings I live on the NSW and Qld Border.

You need a Queensland watch.
& A NSW watch.

Don't get them mixed up.

 

[Billy ray]

Like this

 

[the_interloper]

The office dumb campaigner talks to himself incessantly, so i always don the headphones when he gets in the office, drives me up the wall. Of course he's so dumb he doesn't realise I can't hear him and will randomly ask me stuff with said headphones on.

I usually say "oh sorry I couldn't hear you" and he continues on, a couple of times I've just ignored him and he just moves on with his day, maybe that's the tactic!

 

[rocker_oz33]

Pretend your famous like the celebrity’s do with their sunnys inside

Like Stevie Wonder

 

[Pistol Night]

Like Stevie Wonder

Stevie Wonder is a selfish bastard. Has a house with waterfront views and gets court side NBA seats

 

[rocker_oz33]

Like this View attachment 2127540View attachment 2127541

 

[brutus76]

The young millennials at work who have not discovered the slide out cutlery rack at the top of the dishwashers at work and throw their knives, forks and spoons on the normal racks or on the bottom of the dishwasher and don't give a fruit

Like fair dinkum your parents need a good clip over the ear!!!!

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

The young millennials at work who have not discovered the slide out cutlery rack at the top of the dishwashers at work and throw their knives, forks and spoons on the normal racks or on the bottom of the dishwasher and don't give a fruit

Like fair dinkum your parents need a good clip over the ear!!!!

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I’ve never seen one of those.

And my parents never saw a dishwasher of any kind except human ones

 

[raskolnikov]

I’ve never seen one of those.

And my parents never saw a dishwasher of any kind except human ones

When we used to tell mum to get a dishwasher she would say, "I've got three good ones".

 

[Gough]

When we used to tell mum to get a dishwasher she would say, "I've got three good ones".

Mid 80s we got our first, it was bliss.