Things that sh*t me the seventeenth

[cats_09]

My wife can't find her car keys (push button start car), so literally it's just the fob thing.

She throws it in her handbag, her lunchbox etc etc and just leaves it there.

Does anybody else have this problem? How did you navigate it?

I've told her countless times she needs to be more careful, but what do I bloody know.

My car is also keyless with the push button start - my fob lives in a lil mobile phone sock (from when phones were tiny things as this would likely nothing bigger than a Nokia 3310)

That then lives in either my bag, or if I’m going out without my bag when I return home it’s put on the table with my sunglasses as those are something I don’t leave the house without wearing

If she always goes out with her bag, then she may be best off finding a suitable pocket in the bag in which to keep the fob and not take it out of that

 

[peternorth]

When commentators say the ball was "too tall" for the recipient

 

[Beerfish]

When commentators say the ball was "too tall" for the recipient

How do you feel about "too wide"?

Is "too high" less triggering?

 

[peternorth]

How do you feel about "too wide"?

Is "too high" less triggering?

sounds like body shaming to me

 

[peternorth]

How do you feel about "too wide"?

Is "too high" less triggering?

should be the ball was too high

 

[frontierpsychiatrist]

I have little carabiners on all my bags now and I clip my fob to that because I got tired of rummaging through bags and jackets and jeans in a mad panic.

 

[Off The Couch]

You paint an interesting picture of yourself Cruyff14

My keys, live in a “purse” along with a card holder, coin wallet and phone that then lives in my bag - makes everything so easy to access given how much important stuff shares my bag

I never take the keys out other than to unlock the front door. It’s others who seem to struggle returning the keys to where they live.

 

[frontierpsychiatrist]

Hay Fever/Allegies in Summer.

Was on an end of year excursion yesterday. Arrived at the park and I don't know what triggered it, but next minute my eyes were blurry and stinging and my nose was dripping like a sieve. Got back on the bus and by the time we were back I was fine. But it wasn't fun trying to herd 4 year olds whilst my sinuses malfunctioned!

 

[peternorth]

You paint an interesting picture of yourself Cruyff14

My keys, live in a “purse” along with a card holder, coin wallet and phone that then lives in my bag - makes everything so easy to access given how much important stuff shares my bag

I never take the keys out other than to unlock the front door. It’s others who seem to struggle returning the keys to where they live.

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looks good!!

I guess the thing is what if you lose the purse?


Sometimes when i go away i hide teh car keys somewhere in the house. One time i forgot where i hid it lol.

So now when i hide it i set a calendar reminder to check this app where i store locked notes. The note is password protected. So get the password right and the note opens telling me where the keys are hidden

 

[Off The Couch]

looks good!!

I guess the thing is what if you lose the purse?


Sometimes when i go away i hide teh car keys somewhere in the house. One time i forgot where i hid it lol.

So now when i hide it i set a calendar reminder to check this app where i store locked notes. The note is password protected. So get the password right and the note opens telling me where the keys are hidden

Spare set of keys live in the pantry

Everything else is replaceable

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Celtics playing like crap and losing to the Chicago Bulls, the St Kilda of the NBA ..
Actually not St Kilda, Norf is a more apt comparison (Wayne Carey = Michael Jordan etc)

 

[Beerfish]

Whenever I need to get into Mrs B's car and she says her key is in her bag I just take the whole bag out to the car. Very shitful trying to find anything in the black hole known as the hand bag.

 

[Scotland]

I miss having a barrel ignition because it was a natural spot for the keys to live while you were in the car. Unlock, get in, keys in ignition. Turn off ignition, take keys out, get out. Etc. Total FWP wondering where to put the keys after I take them out of my pocket to open a garage door.

 

[Pistol Night]

Celtics playing like crap and losing to the Chicago Bulls, the St Kilda of the NBA ..
Actually not St Kilda, Norf is a more apt comparison (Wayne Carey = Michael Jordan etc)

Least you're not a Dubs fan mate.

 

[Pistol Night]

Whenever I need to get into Mrs B's car and she says her key is in her bag I just take the whole bag out to the car. Very shitful trying to find anything in the black hole known as the hand bag.

I reckon Jimmy Hoffa could be somewhere hidden in my wife's handbag

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Least you're not a Dubs fan mate.

Feeling Grizzly ??? Lmao

 

[Pistol Night]

Feeling Grizzly ??? Lmao

Terrible.

 

[Rotayjay]

When people don't take the fuel efficiency stickers off the windshields of a new car. We get it - you can afford a new car. Take the sticker off and be done with it.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

My bank account has been hacked, merry christmas to me

 

[troybe]

Checks bank account nervously

 

[rocker_oz33]

Feeling Grizzly ??? Lmao

 

[rocker_oz33]

My bank account has been hacked, merry christmas to me

My credit card was hack few years back.
Bank sorted it out easy peasy.

 

[Off The Couch]

My bank account has been hacked, merry christmas to me

Oh that’s so shitty - hopefully you haven’t experienced a large loss and it gets sorted quickly

An hour before my brother flew out to KL on Wednesday night - bank notified him of a fraudulent transaction on his credit card and locked it. Lucky for him they issued him a new one via apple - who knew that was a thing

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

My bank account has been hacked, merry christmas to me

If I had the money/means I would gladly help you and your family out to get through Xmas.

Fingers crossed it can be sorted out and you get your money back before Xmas.

Gutted for you and your family. You are one of the very nicest people I could imagine existing on this planet, makes me both sad and angry some toe-rag(s) have stolen from you, especially at this time of the year

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

If I had the money/means I would gladly help you and your family out to get through Xmas.

Fingers crossed it can be sorted out and you get your money back before Xmas.

Gutted for you and your family. You are one of the very nicest people I could imagine existing on this planet, makes me both sad and angry some toe-rag(s) have stolen from you, especially at this time of the year

Fortunately we're fine but thank you for the kind words.