Things that sh*t me the seventeenth

[Elmer_Hauser]

Least you're not a Dubs fan mate.

Feeling Grizzly ??? Lmao

 

[Pistol Night]

Feeling Grizzly ??? Lmao

Terrible.

 

[Rotayjay]

When people don't take the fuel efficiency stickers off the windshields of a new car. We get it - you can afford a new car. Take the sticker off and be done with it.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

My bank account has been hacked, merry christmas to me

 

[troybe]

Checks bank account nervously

 

[rocker_oz33]

Feeling Grizzly ??? Lmao

 

[rocker_oz33]

My bank account has been hacked, merry christmas to me

My credit card was hack few years back.
Bank sorted it out easy peasy.

 

[Off The Couch]

My bank account has been hacked, merry christmas to me

Oh that’s so shitty - hopefully you haven’t experienced a large loss and it gets sorted quickly

An hour before my brother flew out to KL on Wednesday night - bank notified him of a fraudulent transaction on his credit card and locked it. Lucky for him they issued him a new one via apple - who knew that was a thing

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

My bank account has been hacked, merry christmas to me

If I had the money/means I would gladly help you and your family out to get through Xmas.

Fingers crossed it can be sorted out and you get your money back before Xmas.

Gutted for you and your family. You are one of the very nicest people I could imagine existing on this planet, makes me both sad and angry some toe-rag(s) have stolen from you, especially at this time of the year

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

If I had the money/means I would gladly help you and your family out to get through Xmas.

Fingers crossed it can be sorted out and you get your money back before Xmas.

Gutted for you and your family. You are one of the very nicest people I could imagine existing on this planet, makes me both sad and angry some toe-rag(s) have stolen from you, especially at this time of the year

Fortunately we're fine but thank you for the kind words.

 

[Beerfish]

I reckon Jimmy Hoffa could be somewhere hidden in my wife's handbag

"It's in the pocket!"

Which pocket?? There's 50 ****ing pockets in this thing!!

 

[No Quarter]

Something that has always irked me, and I'm seeing a bit of it with school finishing up for the year, or birthdays etc - is people who post on socials about their children, but write it as if they're speaking to them.

"Happy birthday random child, you are such a bright spark and I just love watching you grow. I hope you have had the best day ever"

I don't a problem with the intent, just get annoyed at how it is written, particularly when in many of these cases, the child does not have social media or access to see it, let alone respond.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

"It's in the pocket!"

Which pocket?? There's 50 ****ing pockets in this thing!!

I cleaned out my handbag this morning, the amount of SHIT that came out of it was embarrassing.

 

[Off The Couch]

I cleaned out my handbag this morning, the amount of SHIT that came out of it was embarrassing.

It’s almost like whatever was in your hand at any given time just goes into the bag - it’s almost like a portable bin at times

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Fortunately we're fine but thank you for the kind words.

Very glad to hear it mate

Merry Christmas to you and the Family !

All I want from Santa is a Blues Premiership in 2025 (and good/better health to my struggling elderly mother of course)

 

[Billy ray]

My gf and MrsEddieBetts could well be the same person. Bags. Keys. Love of forearms even.
I always tell my gf not to put things down but rather to put things away. She does for a while. And things improve. Then she stops and reverts to old habits/ways.

 

[Over The Post]

It’s almost like whatever was in your hand at any given time just goes into the bag

It should have a proper name, something like... hand bag? Handbag?

brb contacting Raygun's lawyers, it'd be a cool trademark, I could make $HUNDREDS

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

My gf and MrsEddieBetts could well be the same person. Bags. Keys. Love of forearms even.
I always tell my gf not to put things down but rather to put things away. She does for a while. And things improve. Then she stops and reverts to old habits/ways.

We're both hot too, obvs.

 

[Neese]

When people don't take the fuel efficiency stickers off the windshields of a new car. We get it - you can afford a new car. Take the sticker off and be done with it.

I was told it had to be left on for 6 months I think by law when I bought my new car.

 

[Billy ray]

We're both hot too, obvs.

 

[Beerfish]

I was told it had to be left on for 6 months I think by law when I bought my new car.

I don't think I've ever left one of those on one of our new cars. First things to come off are that sticker and those fuggin plastic licence plate surrounds that do nothing but give the dealership free advertising.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

how do I get the ugly sticker off?

 

[frontierpsychiatrist]

how do I get the ugly sticker off?

Wish I knew, I've been trying to peel mine off for 40 odd years

Absolutely sucks balls about your bank account. Hope it all gets sorted quickly.

 

[Xtreme]

You paint an interesting picture of yourself Cruyff14

My keys, live in a “purse” along with a card holder, coin wallet and phone that then lives in my bag - makes everything so easy to access given how much important stuff shares my bag

I never take the keys out other than to unlock the front door. It’s others who seem to struggle returning the keys to where they live.

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It's not a purse

It's EUROPEAN

 

[eddiesmith]

On the car keys, mine live beside my bed. Because I’ve got house keys to multiple places, my house keys are separate. But both sit together at night when home.

The other week when I went to bed the house keys weren’t beside my bed, but I must have been too tired to find them. Wake up next morning and open the front door, there they are still in the unlocked door…Although I had locked the security door so weren’t easily accessible. Then went to the car and it was unlocked, must have been really out of it that night! My nightly routine is usually to check the car is locked and the front door as well.

Got lucky, my sister lives in a quiet court and had her car rummaged through after she left it unlocked one night. Wasn’t much in it luckily, they got a purse but it was old stuff.

Don’t understand people who leave their purses or wallets in their cars overnight.