Things that sh*t me the seventeenth

[Beerfish]

I reckon Jimmy Hoffa could be somewhere hidden in my wife's handbag

"It's in the pocket!"

Which pocket?? There's 50 ****ing pockets in this thing!!

 

[No Quarter]

Something that has always irked me, and I'm seeing a bit of it with school finishing up for the year, or birthdays etc - is people who post on socials about their children, but write it as if they're speaking to them.

"Happy birthday random child, you are such a bright spark and I just love watching you grow. I hope you have had the best day ever"

I don't a problem with the intent, just get annoyed at how it is written, particularly when in many of these cases, the child does not have social media or access to see it, let alone respond.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

"It's in the pocket!"

Which pocket?? There's 50 ****ing pockets in this thing!!

I cleaned out my handbag this morning, the amount of SHIT that came out of it was embarrassing.

 

[Off The Couch]

I cleaned out my handbag this morning, the amount of SHIT that came out of it was embarrassing.

It’s almost like whatever was in your hand at any given time just goes into the bag - it’s almost like a portable bin at times

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Fortunately we're fine but thank you for the kind words.

Very glad to hear it mate

Merry Christmas to you and the Family !

All I want from Santa is a Blues Premiership in 2025 (and good/better health to my struggling elderly mother of course)

 

[Billy ray]

My gf and MrsEddieBetts could well be the same person. Bags. Keys. Love of forearms even.
I always tell my gf not to put things down but rather to put things away. She does for a while. And things improve. Then she stops and reverts to old habits/ways.

 

[Over The Post]

It’s almost like whatever was in your hand at any given time just goes into the bag

It should have a proper name, something like... hand bag? Handbag?

brb contacting Raygun's lawyers, it'd be a cool trademark, I could make $HUNDREDS

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

My gf and MrsEddieBetts could well be the same person. Bags. Keys. Love of forearms even.
I always tell my gf not to put things down but rather to put things away. She does for a while. And things improve. Then she stops and reverts to old habits/ways.

We're both hot too, obvs.

 

[Neese]

When people don't take the fuel efficiency stickers off the windshields of a new car. We get it - you can afford a new car. Take the sticker off and be done with it.

I was told it had to be left on for 6 months I think by law when I bought my new car.

 

[Billy ray]

We're both hot too, obvs.

 

[Beerfish]

I was told it had to be left on for 6 months I think by law when I bought my new car.

I don't think I've ever left one of those on one of our new cars. First things to come off are that sticker and those fuggin plastic licence plate surrounds that do nothing but give the dealership free advertising.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

how do I get the ugly sticker off?

 

[frontierpsychiatrist]

how do I get the ugly sticker off?

Wish I knew, I've been trying to peel mine off for 40 odd years

Absolutely sucks balls about your bank account. Hope it all gets sorted quickly.

 

[Xtreme]

You paint an interesting picture of yourself Cruyff14

My keys, live in a “purse” along with a card holder, coin wallet and phone that then lives in my bag - makes everything so easy to access given how much important stuff shares my bag

I never take the keys out other than to unlock the front door. It’s others who seem to struggle returning the keys to where they live.

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It's not a purse

It's EUROPEAN

 

[eddiesmith]

On the car keys, mine live beside my bed. Because I’ve got house keys to multiple places, my house keys are separate. But both sit together at night when home.

The other week when I went to bed the house keys weren’t beside my bed, but I must have been too tired to find them. Wake up next morning and open the front door, there they are still in the unlocked door…Although I had locked the security door so weren’t easily accessible. Then went to the car and it was unlocked, must have been really out of it that night! My nightly routine is usually to check the car is locked and the front door as well.

Got lucky, my sister lives in a quiet court and had her car rummaged through after she left it unlocked one night. Wasn’t much in it luckily, they got a purse but it was old stuff.

Don’t understand people who leave their purses or wallets in their cars overnight.

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

how do I get the ugly sticker off?

Tried this? You can soak the label.

 

[Cruyff14]

I said an INTUITIVE place. She has to come up with it herself. It has to be somewhere that’s not out of the way

Turns out they were in a Coles bag (which was in the car the other day when she got home), that was brought inside and in the study.

The push button to start does make it easier. Wife once lost them down the side of the seat but had been looking in the house for a while until I got home. When she told me what had happened, I walked straight to the car to see if it would turn on - lo and behold, fired straight away. Obviously easy to tell if they're in the car somewhere.

For what it's worth, we keep hers and my keys separately (need to figure out where for yourselves) - if we're ever broken into, I think it's better they don't have access to both cars immediately.

They can take the bloody keys and get out as fast as they can.

My car is also keyless with the push button start - my fob lives in a lil mobile phone sock (from when phones were tiny things as this would likely nothing bigger than a Nokia 3310)

That then lives in either my bag, or if I’m going out without my bag when I return home it’s put on the table with my sunglasses as those are something I don’t leave the house without wearing

If she always goes out with her bag, then she may be best off finding a suitable pocket in the bag in which to keep the fob and not take it out of that

Doesn't take a handbag out often, and will often be having to get toddler/other belongings in and out of car. It's like roulette, really. And being summer she's in dresses, without pockets

You paint an interesting picture of yourself Cruyff14

My keys, live in a “purse” along with a card holder, coin wallet and phone that then lives in my bag - makes everything so easy to access given how much important stuff shares my bag

I never take the keys out other than to unlock the front door. It’s others who seem to struggle returning the keys to where they live.

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Haha, in what sense?

 

[Big Sauce 21]

This could be sensitive and harsh, but I am in a private group for my housing estate. A lady has been diagnosed with Breast Cancer and her husband has started a gofund me to cover their losses while in treatment. Is it normal to ask people to donate and pretty much pay for your loan while treatment occurs, my sister in law was diagnosed last year and never once was it mentioned to start anything like that.

These people have set a 100k goal and are already at $8k after a day. Stalked his profile and he has a $100k landcruiser ute and multiple toys.

 

[Gralin]

Turns out they were in a Coles bag (which was in the car the other day when she got home), that was brought inside and in the study.

They can take the bloody keys and get out as fast as they can.


Doesn't take a handbag out often, and will often be having to get toddler/other belongings in and out of car. It's like roulette, really. And being summer she's in dresses, without pockets


Haha, in what sense?

Dresses with pockets are the best

 

[GreyCrow]

This could be sensitive and harsh,

I think its a valid question to raise

but I am in a private group for my housing estate. A lady has been diagnosed with Breast Cancer and her husband has started a gofund me to cover their losses while in treatment. Is it normal

Yes it seems to be these days

These people have set a 100k goal and are already at $8k after a day. Stalked his profile and he has a $100k landcruiser ute and multiple toys.

I understand your view here and I would more than not be in agreeance but how old are the ''toys' ie is the sale price only covering the loan coverage?

I dont think its terrible to question this

 

[magpie_marty]

Ceiling fans!
As its summer i need them but the constant click click as I try to sleep drives me nut's.

 

[rocker_oz33]

This could be sensitive and harsh, but I am in a private group for my housing estate. A lady has been diagnosed with Breast Cancer and her husband has started a gofund me to cover their losses while in treatment. Is it normal to ask people to donate and pretty much pay for your loan while treatment occurs, my sister in law was diagnosed last year and never once was it mentioned to start anything like that.

These people have set a 100k goal and are already at $8k after a day. Stalked his profile and he has a $100k landcruiser ute and multiple toys.

Sad getting a form of cancer.

Really rich people seem to be the greedy kind .



Not the same this but .

GF mum was meant to get heaps from this lady will.
The lady brother who was stinking rich got most of it.
The lady who passed didn't like her brother and knew he didn't did anymore money.
Holes in the will.

Same thing happened to someone else.

Fair Q to can IMO.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Ceiling fans!
As its summer i need them but the constant click click as I try to sleep drives me nut's.

Sometimes, most times, every time.

Harder to sleep when it's hot.

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Ceiling fans!
As its summer i need them but the constant click click as I try to sleep drives me nuts.

Get a new one.

 

[Billy ray]

Get a new one.

Yeh second this. I put up with an old one for too long and when i changed i kicked myself for waiting so long