Things that sh*t me the seventeenth

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driving last night and noticed the car in front of me had keys hanging from the front door, eventually we got to the lights, and we tried to get him to wind down his windows, i read his lips, he told us to go forth and fornicate and flipped the bird and speed off, try to help someone out and thats what you get in return
Bit of karma for them then
 

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Check the front door (bitter experience). Also where you go when you arrive with shopping etc, its easy to put them down with other stuff and bury them.
I found them in my car door
 
driving last night and noticed the car in front of me had keys hanging from the front door, eventually we got to the lights, and we tried to get him to wind down his windows, i read his lips, he told us to go forth and fornicate and flipped the bird and speed off, try to help someone out and thats what you get in return

I’m guilty of this behaviour, except for the go forth and fornicate. Bloke was waving me down and wanting me to wind my window down and I just avoided looking at him - gave up in the end

They were trying to tell me I hadn’t put my fuel cap back on
 
driving last night and noticed the car in front of me had keys hanging from the front door, eventually we got to the lights, and we tried to get him to wind down his windows, i read his lips, he told us to go forth and fornicate and flipped the bird and speed off, try to help someone out and thats what you get in return

I lost my house keys

No idea where they could be

I found them in my car door
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ive lost a yeti drink container
one of the bigger ones
freaking 90 odd bucks
needless to say the mrs is pissed and hasnt let up about it
My son had his expensive drink bottle confiscated at the airport as he was leaving for his first OS trip. 😞
 
I've sent an email tonight trying to start the process to get out of my lease. It's not fun any more, it's just miserable.

To think I was considering buying a place in this very building 18 months ago, holy shit that would've been a disaster.
 
I've sent an email tonight trying to start the process to get out of my lease. It's not fun any more, it's just miserable.

To think I was considering buying a place in this very building 18 months ago, holy shit that would've been a disaster.
Probably the right choice to get out of there.

on wards and up wards ..
 
Probably the right choice to get out of there.

on wards and up wards ..

I'm considering an entirely new part of Melbourne. I just don't have any idea where I'd go. Near the beach might be nice.
 
I'm considering an entirely new part of Melbourne. I just don't have any idea where I'd go. Near the beach might be nice.
Beach sounds good to me✔.
Somewhere to take doggies.

I don't know Melb that well.
Can't help on where's good...

I guess checking out areas you like at and night to get a general feel for the area.
 
I'm considering an entirely new part of Melbourne. I just don't have any idea where I'd go. Near the beach might be nice.

If you don't mind me asking, what area of Melbourne are you currently in, and what sort of travel time are you looking to max out at?
 

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