Mega Thread Things that Shit me the Thirteenth

[Shell]

Are you sure it's not a user problem?

I have been using BF for 15 years. I use fine.

 

[Off The Couch]

It’s Monday again

 

[Shell]

Dont you like them?

 

[Shell]

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

It’s my due date and still no baby but plenty of messages from people wanting updates

 

[Shell]

Tell them to fk off and mind their beez wax

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Tell them to fk off and mind their beez wax

I’m ignoring most of them.

 

[Off The Couch]

Dont you like them?

Not today I don’t

 

[Shell]

Not today I don’t

tell me why.

 

[Scotland]

It’s my due date and still no baby but plenty of messages from people wanting updates

Jesus, talk about a thirst for news.

'Any news yet???'
'BRB just in the middle of an 8 hour labour'

'Any news yet???'
'Yep had a baby girl, 7 lb 4 oz, named her Khaleesi-Jayde, she has my eyes. Just been chilling for a bit, browsing Bigfooty...'

I have a friend due this week. I presume she is either at home waddling around waiting to go to the hospital, or at the hospital having a baby. I'm sure when the kid falls out I'll hear about it.

 

[GreyCrow]

I didnt want to know about the baby going in - why would I be waiting for news on when it comes out

 

[come on oliver]

It’s my due date and still no baby but plenty of messages from people wanting updates

All the best. Our first is due in 7 days

 

[Shell]

Bilal skaff. Rot in prison you piece of shit campaigner.

 

[The Dice Man]

We get a hell of a lot of deliveries here from online orders, I'm talking on average around 2 a day all year round. This morning one of the drivers phones my wife and asks if we mind if he drops it at the Tabac. Wife explains that we pay extra for stuff to be delivered so we aren't out all day picking up things from all over the place (kinda defeating the idea of online purchases).

He goes on to explain how shit his job is and to deliver to us is a bit complicated because he doesn't have any other delivers on our road today. Wife tells him to complain to his boss and that it's not our problem if he thinks his job is too hard.

****ing lazy French assholes

 

[Scotland]

^ he will probably go on strike.

I had a bathroom vanity delivered from an online order. Get a message saying I can pick it up from a warehouse 20km away. Errr, no. If I wanted to do that I would just drive to the ****ing bathroom fixtures shop in the first place. I want it delivered because (a) it's a different size/design to the shops near me and (b) it's quite difficult to move without a ute or a van. In the end they delivered then left it on the driveway after being instructed to put it in the carport. Dumb ****s.

 

[Pistol Night]

Stupid pubs that put your chips under your schnitzel. Yeah cheers dickhead, i ordered a serve of soggy chips and a snitta i cant cut coz its sitting on a pile of mushed potato now.

 

[The Dice Man]

^ he will probably go on strike.

I had a bathroom vanity delivered from an online order. Get a message saying I can pick it up from a warehouse 20km away. Errr, no. If I wanted to do that I would just drive to the ******* bathroom fixtures shop in the first place. I want it delivered because (a) it's a different size/design to the shops near me and (b) it's quite difficult to move without a ute or a van. In the end they delivered then left it on the driveway after being instructed to put it in the carport. Dumb fu**s.

He was probably one of the guys who sat in roundabouts disturbing people going about their business during the Gillet Jaune protests.

 

[Shell]

Stupid pubs that put your chips under your schnitzel. Yeah cheers dickhead, i ordered a serve of soggy chips and a snitta i cant cut coz its sitting on a pile of mushed potato now.

Ensure you order "chips on the side" i always do to avoid this problem

 

[Scotland]

How do places not know by now that meat on top of chips leads to soggy chips?

 

[Billy ray]

How do places not know by now that meat on top of chips leads to soggy chips?

They dont eat the stuff They serve customers perhaps? Noone complains to them? Just complain online?

i always complain if something not right. Kramer attitude with a hint of opposite george. And of course larry david

 

[Beerfish]

How do places not know by now that meat on top of chips leads to soggy chips?

Because they are staffed mostly by kids who care more about their next shit tatt than what they're getting paid to do.

 

[Hawk Dork]

its about the height

 

[Beerfish]

They dont eat the stuff They serve customers perhaps? Noone complains to them? Just complain online?

i always complain if something not right. Kramer attitude with a hint of opposite george. And of course larry david

I never complain about food at a restaurant now. Good way to end up with some 'extras' from the kitchen. Just won't go back there.

 

[Hawk Dork]

I try to go only to restaurants owned by families and if the food is weird I just assume its traditional

 

[Shell]

I never complain about food at a restaurant now. Good way to end up with some 'extras' from the kitchen. Just won't go back there.

You seen Waiting too?