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Sorry, it was a poor attempt at humour, Liam wouldn't be able to fight his away out of a paper bag
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Sorry, it was a poor attempt at humour, Liam wouldn't be able to fight his away out of a paper bag
*Feminists who don't appreciate the comedy in me deliberately ignoring them and then asking why they are not in the kitchen.
*"Fake" lesbians who kiss each other to score guys but then defend their action as a "lifestyle choice". No one believes you, but its ok because what you do is a turn on.
*Butch lesbians who criticize the fake lesbians just because the fake girls are cuter and are stealing their thunder.
*SHIT foreign bands who want to add me on myspace. I heard your songs and they not only garbage but also a clone of some emo band or Jeff Buckley.
*The customer today who asked me if i knew how it felt to kill a woman. Seriously. WTF.
And finally, the biggest annoyance is Telstra and the AFL. Telstra, your service is HORRIBLE and you have got to stop employing chimps at the help desk.
And to the AFL, our game has been great for over a hundred goddamn years, STOP TOUCHING THE RULES. ITS FINE AS IT IS.
*"Fake" lesbians who kiss each other to score guys but then defend their action as a "lifestyle choice". No one believes you, but its ok because what you do is a turn on.
*Butch lesbians who criticize the fake lesbians just because the fake girls are cuter and are stealing their thunder.
*SHIT foreign bands who want to add me on myspace. I heard your songs and they not only garbage but also a clone of some emo band or Jeff Buckley.
*The customer today who asked me if i knew how it felt to kill a woman. Seriously. WTF.
And finally, the biggest annoyance is Telstra and the AFL. Telstra, your service is HORRIBLE and you have got to stop employing chimps at the help desk.
And to the AFL, our game has been great for over a hundred goddamn years, STOP TOUCHING THE RULES. ITS FINE AS IT IS.
Taxi drivers in general
Slow walkers
People who stop in the middle of the footpath/aisle/walkway
People with no class
Channel 7 in general
FM morning radio
Sunrise
Cochie – deserves to be beaten to death with his own shoes.
A majority of Australian TV/Movies
People who cannot hold their alcohol
Slow walkers
People who stop in the middle of the footpath/aisle/walkway
People with no class
Channel 7 in general
FM morning radio
Sunrise
Cochie – deserves to be beaten to death with his own shoes.
A majority of Australian TV/Movies
People who cannot hold their alcohol
Tacos that snap as soon as you take the first bite and it falls all over your plate.
The smell of alcohol breath.
Murali's batting ****!
Brisbane Lions
All those reality tv shows.
Those current affair shows. Who gives a **** if someone is having a disagreement in their steet. WE DONT CARE!
The smell of alcohol breath.
Murali's batting ****!
Brisbane Lions
All those reality tv shows.
Those current affair shows. Who gives a **** if someone is having a disagreement in their steet. WE DONT CARE!
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Agree with all of them..........
Females
Teenage girls (especially in the cinema or on public transport)
People who use the term 'UnAustralian'
My stepmother
Buddhists
People who fade your invitation to something if they get a better offer
Sellouts
Canberra
Lame bumper stickers
Astrology
Dogs
My ex-wife's friends
Channel 10
Teenage girls (especially in the cinema or on public transport)
People who use the term 'UnAustralian'
My stepmother
Buddhists
People who fade your invitation to something if they get a better offer
Sellouts
Canberra
Lame bumper stickers
Astrology
Dogs
My ex-wife's friends
Channel 10
You seem to be harbouring a lot of hatred for the female species. Ever thought that you might infact be gay? it would make your life a hell of a lot easier not having to put up with females around you, also you might just find that you start liking football for a whole new reason. think about it, toe toucher
I really, really don't like these people.
I also don't like people who think that everything they do should come at the expense of everyone else.
For example;
- People who go out with a ridiculously low sum of money, then try and scab things for the rest of the night.
- People who are more than happy to have everyone else buy rounds, but then conveniently disappear when it's their turn.
- People who ask for a pitiful amount of money I apparently borrowed off them seven months ago.
I've also fallen victim on several occasions to the old "Yeah, of course I've got money, let's get a cab home!" trick, which obviously never ends well.
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I have "who can it be now"
Can't ahve it both ways buddy, either your not allowed to smoke indoors or you are. If they smoke outside then that's fine. If you don't like it too bad hold your breath when you walk past. How is it different to a person smoking a ciggarette outside a door or on cafe strip where there are 100's of cars going past in the meantime. both are bad for you but you go off at the smoker. people like you make me sick and if i someonle like you ever confronts me about it be sure to know that I will take full pleasure in me blowing smoke in your face.
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* 4WD owners, especially mothers
* American sports / Americans on xbox live
* Humans with body odour
* Arrogant, sarcastic people
* Japanese whalers, scientific reasons "yeah right"
* Politicans
* Reality tv
* Women who wear so much makeup, and actually think they look good
* American sports / Americans on xbox live
* Humans with body odour
* Arrogant, sarcastic people
* Japanese whalers, scientific reasons "yeah right"
* Politicans
* Reality tv
* Women who wear so much makeup, and actually think they look good
- Aug 31, 2007
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Mate they don't have to smoke in the doorway where I've got to walk through.
I choose not to smoke, I've neevr had one and never understand why people would even start with all we know in this day & age.
most buildings have smoking areas, you can't smoke within 5 meters of most buildings and yet these a-holes still do.
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Ok, I have a long list, too long to write down on this forum but a new one has just made number 1.
THE Carlton Football club.
Not because I support Collingwood, but for this very reason...
Moving to a new footy club, tonight marks the first night of training and we were meeting at Princess Park for 2 laps & ball work. I thought it was 6, but turns out 6:30.
Dumb me left my phone at work and no one was there, so I went inside to make a call, pay phone not working so I walked over to the desk where some old **** was sitting. I first asked if tehre was another phone near by so I can make a call, he said no. I then asked if I can make a 30 second call which I was willing to pay for. He asked "Local?" I said "moblie"
His reply... "sorry can't do, the club doesn't let the public make calls on this phone, you can walk down to Melbourne Uni if you need to make a call" Mind you it was pissing down outside and I went off.
"you c**ts can't be that far in debt that you can't let someone make a 30 second phone call, you're CEO is the 4th riches man in Australia and he won't let me make a 30 second call, what the f**k is going on with you lowlife c**ts at this footy club"
I did get a few looks, but at that stage I couldn't care less, the place is full of lowlife, dogs & for all I care, I hope the place burns to the ground tonight!
THE Carlton Football club.
Not because I support Collingwood, but for this very reason...
Moving to a new footy club, tonight marks the first night of training and we were meeting at Princess Park for 2 laps & ball work. I thought it was 6, but turns out 6:30.
Dumb me left my phone at work and no one was there, so I went inside to make a call, pay phone not working so I walked over to the desk where some old **** was sitting. I first asked if tehre was another phone near by so I can make a call, he said no. I then asked if I can make a 30 second call which I was willing to pay for. He asked "Local?" I said "moblie"
His reply... "sorry can't do, the club doesn't let the public make calls on this phone, you can walk down to Melbourne Uni if you need to make a call" Mind you it was pissing down outside and I went off.
"you c**ts can't be that far in debt that you can't let someone make a 30 second phone call, you're CEO is the 4th riches man in Australia and he won't let me make a 30 second call, what the f**k is going on with you lowlife c**ts at this footy club"
I did get a few looks, but at that stage I couldn't care less, the place is full of lowlife, dogs & for all I care, I hope the place burns to the ground tonight!
Because smoking is cool, DUH!?!
Would you prefer them to smoke in the toilets? ythe coffee room? the conference room? no? then leave them the hell alone, they already have to leave work to go for a smoke but that's not far enough for you, make them walk all the way round the back of the building, past the hospital becasue god forbid a sick person breathes in smoke, past the school cos we all know smoking is bad for kiddies, past the farm becasue we dont want our food contaminated, do not past go do not collect $200.
People with this type of attitude.
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wouldn't be yours after she found out she was yours would it?
Keep em coming, I work in a day care centre so if I need more pictures of crying kids I can easily get them and i'll be taking extra pleasure knowing it's people like you making me make them cry.
Are you kidding? a red headed baby mine? HAHAHA it's better to be dead than red is my motto, if that really was my kid she wouldn't have made it home to the house before she was thrown out of the car on the highway
Keep em coming, I work in a day care centre so if I need more pictures of crying kids I can easily get them and i'll be taking extra pleasure knowing it's people like you making me make them cry.
So anyone who takes issue with your posts is automatically a cry baby are they? The person who you initially quoted said it shits them when smokers smoke near the door way. Whats so bad about that. If smokers had any consideration for anyone else they'd pursue their habit a little bit further away thereby allowing other people not to endure the smoke.
Consideration? why the hell should a smoker have to consider ANYBODY when they are smoking in a place where they are allowed to? you've already gotten rid of all the places we once held sacred, like the pub. If it is sooooo awful to see a smoker then go ahead and ban it already. would make it a hell of a lot more simple where and when it is 'scoially acceptable' to smoke. As far as i'm concerned people like you have laready dictated enough of where i'm aloud to smoke and I won;t for a second consider your feeling when lighting up in a place i know i'm allowed to. If you don't like it, go to one of the 10000000 places where i'm not allowed to smoke which you have taken over with your namby pamby preciousness. Meanwhile i'll bet your guzzling down the coffees like no tomorrow, come home to a bottle of wine, drive your fat ass around town to ick up the paper and get your greasy food fix for lunch. bloody hypocrites the lot of you
Opps, I almost forgot
Oh thats right, its all about you, oops forgot.
Blow that smoke into everyone you like, its your right to do so, i forgot you have that special right.
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