Society & Culture Things you do/did that you probably think no one else does the sequel; More Things

[Shell]

I had housekeeping come in when I was starkers after a shower once. I mean I've seen plenty of videos like that though...

Yeah when with my bf, workers have walked in on our room a few times. No knock. We're never doing anything (thank god) but geeze it gives you a bit of a fright.

 

[peternorth]

I had housekeeping come in when I was starkers after a shower once. I mean I've seen plenty of videos like that though...

Did you pull?

Yeah when with my bf, workers have walked in on our room a few times. No knock. We're never doing anything (thank god) but geeze it gives you a bit of a fright.

No locks on the door?

Sometimes I hang an article of clothing or a towel on the door closer arm so as to cover thepeep hole.

 

[Simon_Nesbit]

Sounds like the crazy bish nicked it

That's my assumption, but given she'd been out shopping there's the strong possibility my wife took it that morning.

It's cash, I'm not certain when, where or how much was in there - so what can you do?

 

[Shell]

That's my assumption, but given she'd been out shopping there's the strong possibility my wife took it that morning.

It's cash, I'm not certain when, where or how much was in there - so what can you do?

Ask your wife?

 

[revo333]

Swipe the card to open the apartment door and it flashes red. Swiped again. Still red. Looked around - no signs of life. Went back to the lift - the call button worked but I couldn't make the lift go anywhere without a working card. I didn't have my phone, no way of contacting anyone - and no-one around. Didn't want to call the lift emergency, so stepped out of the lift to think.

I never trust those cards, Last week I used a hotel and on my 4th day the card didn't work.

Usually when I stay 5 or more nights in a hotel the card stops working and always have to go t the reception to get a new one.

 

[the_interloper]

Did you pull?



No locks on the door?

Sometimes I hang an article of clothing or a towel on the door closer arm so as to cover thepeep hole.

Myself or the housekeeper?

 

[Pistol Night]

Myself or the housekeeper?

The first one is a given when a bloke has a hotel room to himself i assume

 

[Cuzz09]

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[Chief]

Is this still the housekeeper story?

 

[the_interloper]

When home alone I'll sometimes have a piss off the decking. Not every time but often.

 

[Quivorir]

When home alone I'll sometimes have a piss off the decking. Not every time but often.

The grass outside my laundry door grows a lot longer and faster than the rest. I assume it's because of this reason.

 

[GreyCrow]

The grass outside my laundry door grows a lot longer and faster than the rest. I assume it's because of this reason.

the_interloper comes around and pisses off your deck as well?

 

[Xtreme]

When home alone I'll sometimes have a piss off the decking. Not every time but often.

#thingsyoudontexpecttoreadeveryday

 

[Billy ray]

When home alone I'll sometimes have a piss off the decking. Not every time but often.

upstairs deck?

 

[bok_party]

When home alone I'll sometimes have a piss off the decking. Not every time but often.

I enjoy a piss outside. The way God intended.

 

[Shell]

I've never pissed outside in my entire life and I don't intend to break that streak anytime soon

 

[the_interloper]

upstairs deck?

Not exactly but the land drops away fairly steeply so I can piss downhill which is fun.

I've never pissed outside in my entire life and I don't intend to break that streak anytime soon

You're missing out. I got my son to do it when he was about 5 and he loves it too ha ha. I mean he had pissed outside before in emergencies (side of the road etc) but not just for leisure.

 

[raskolnikov]

Pissing in your own backyard is one of the great pleasures in life.

 

[Billy ray]

I've never pissed outside in my entire life and I don't intend to break that streak anytime soon

see if you had some plants....

 

[Quivorir]

My daughters love the ol "bush wee". Have caught my youngest around the side of my house doing it a few times.

 

[Pistol Night]

We‘ve got 2 toilets and a back lawn and often I’ll use all 3 in consecutive slash’s to make things exciting

 

[Kram]

When home alone I'll sometimes have a piss off the decking. Not every time but often.

Classy

 

[Shell]

Pissing in your own backyard is one of the great pleasures in life.

I reckon your opinion might change if you had a vagina rather than a penis

 

[PT Bar None]

Something, something lemon tree

 

[MP_]

Pissing in your own backyard is one of the great pleasures in life.

Pissing in the air vents of your nephews car could be your next greatest pleasure.