Society & Culture Things you do/did that you probably think no one else does the sequel; More Things

[Shell]

Pissing in the air vents of your nephews car could be your next greatest pleasure.

Yes do this

 

[MP_]

Yes do this

We had a mate that would always push or pull someone when they were doing a wee somewhere either at urinal or out bush. He did it to this guy one day and it caused him to we over his own shoes. He stopped pissing mid flow, jumped on the bonnet of the other guys car and pissed in his air vents. The guy never did this again to anyone, it was glorious to watch too haha.

 

[Billy ray]

raskolnikov - you should facetime your nephew on Christmas day with the car in the background on fire

 

[Madas]

I've never pissed outside in my entire life and I don't intend to break that streak anytime soon

Give it a go
It’s very liberating

Surely you’ve had to have a bushy on a road trip ?

 

[Shell]

Give it a go
It’s very liberating

Surely you’ve had to have a bushy on a road trip ?

No.

 

[Madas]

No.

Hear the call of the wild

 

[peternorth]

When home alone I'll sometimes have a piss off the decking. Not every time but often.

The grass outside my laundry door grows a lot longer and faster than the rest. I assume it's because of this reason.

the_interloper comes around and pisses off your deck as well?

Wait? Quivorir lives in ballarat?

 

[Engimal v3]

Anyone else ever try to see how far away you can back away from the toilet while still pissing in the bowl?

 

[Quivorir]

Yes.

Ill occasionally flush as I'm still peeing to try and stop exactly when the toilet stops flushing.

 

[bok_party]

To be honest, I think peeing outside is just a guy thing. I can imagine it would feel different for women.

 

[peternorth]

Yes.

Ill occasionally flush as I'm still peeing to try and stop exactly when the toilet stops flushing.

One of the joys of life when you get it right.

 

[Shell]

To be honest, I think peeing outside is just a guy thing. I can imagine it would feel different for women.

Not to go into too much detail... but giving urine samples at the doctors are the worst.

 

[Shell]

Anyone else ever try to see how far away you can back away from the toilet while still pissing in the bowl?

How far are we talking here.

Are we talking... outside the bathroom?!?!!!! Hallway!!!

 

[MP_]

Anyone else ever try to see how far away you can back away from the toilet while still pissing in the bowl?

how many times has that gone pear shaped because your stream has come out at right angles

 

[Engimal v3]

How far are we talking here.

Are we talking... outside the bathroom?!?!!!! Hallway!!!

I have walked outside of the room and made it

 

[Shell]

I have walked outside of the room and made it

 

[Billy ray]

Split stream.. amirite guys!

 

[Mofra]

I often look at the discount hampers after Christmas to see if the discount makes buying it worthwhile. It's like a reverse Crico

 

[Shell]

I often look at the discount hampers after Christmas to see if the discount makes buying it worthwhile. It's like a reverse Crico

Not as convince tho as regular Crico

 

[Mofra]

Not as convince tho as regular Crico

You're clearly trying to take the fun out of buying 57 bottles of soon-to-expire tomato sauce.

 

[raskolnikov]

Anyone else ever try to see how far away you can back away from the toilet while still pissing in the bowl?

Yep. And I used to time myself to see if I could beat my record for the longest pee.

 

[MP_]

Yep. And I used to time myself to see if I could beat my record for the longest pee.

Omg I thought I was the only one to do that

 

[Shell]

I was almost bursting on the way back from camp once. I had to get the bus to pullover, I reckon I was close to 2 minutes. Longest easily

 

[Gough]

Morning after a good soak usually brings an epic piss.

 

[raskolnikov]

I was almost bursting on the way back from camp once. I had to get the bus to pullover, I reckon I was close to 2 minutes. Longest easily

I think my longest was when I went to the cinema once and bought a large Coke. I was silly enough to sit in the chair closest to the wall. About halfway through the movie I was busting but didn't want to disturb everybody so just held it. I think I cried with relief when the movie ended.

These days I'd probably just do it in the cup.