Society & Culture Things you do/did that you probably think no one else does the sequel; More Things

[Shell]

I think my longest was when I went to the cinema once and bought a large Coke. I was silly enough to sit in the chair closest to the wall. About halfway through the movie I was busting but didn't want to disturb everybody so just held it. I think I cried with relief when the movie ended.

These days I'd probably just do it in the cup.

Wth mate. Disturb FFS disturb!!

I would have disturbed.

 

[raskolnikov]

Wth mate. Disturb FFS disturb!!

I would have disturbed.

The cinema was packed so I had quite a few people, including some randoms, to get past.

 

[Shell]

The cinema was packed so I had quite a few people, including some randoms, to get past.

So?

Being completely uncomfortable and potentially wetting yourself is not the greatest alternative

 

[Shell]

It was so obvious when I was on that bus. A workmate actually asked me what was wrong, I finally had to admit they needed to pullover the bus.

Never. Drink too much water on the final day of camp.

 

[raskolnikov]

It was so obvious when I was on that bus. A workmate actually asked me what was wrong, I finally had to admit they needed to pullover the bus.

Never. Drink too much water on the final day of camp.

I whispered to my mate next to me that I needed to piss. He replied, "Hold it".

 

[Kram]

So?

Being completely uncomfortable and potentially wetting yourself is not the greatest alternative

At least he didn't resort to the Mr Kettle 'solution' to the situation.

 

[PT Bar None]

I think I can play this game...

Near on 30 years ago we were going "up the river" for a boys Easter. Leaving straight from work. But the guy driving was late getting away from work, so we hit the ORs waiting for him. Had a few schooeys before he arrived, but then we were away. We bought a cold carton takeaway as travellers.

By the time we got to Gawler I already needed a restroom. But we kept hitting the cans. As we closed to 20 k's from Blanchetown we told the driver we were in trouble and would go quarters in the speeding fine. We roared into Blanchetown around 160km/h and pulled into the roadhouse with three car doors already open as we cleared the entrance. Empty cans fell out and as soon as we got close to a stop all bar the driver was out and legging it towards the mensroom. The people gassing up twigged what was going on and all started laughing.

I was first in and took the corner possie, addressing the stainless. I was in so much pain I couldn't talk and could barely stand. It couldn't come out fast enough and I was hunched over the brick half wall to the side of the urinal, head resting in the crook of my elbow while I was going. The guys who came in with me finished and left. The guys who came in after them finished and left. I was still going!

I have no idea of the time, but it took so long I already needed another piss by the time we pulled out and got back on the highway! I still remember the pain! I thought my kidneys were going to come out!

 

[Gralin]

Morning after a good soak usually brings an epic piss.

one thing I have learned in regards to this

some people's teeth tingle and some don't in this situation

 

[Plugger35]

We had a piss bucket on one of our end of season rugby bus trips as the bus driver got pissed off with us asking him for so many piss stops.

It wasn't easy trying to piss into a bucket though when the bus swerved around corners or changed gears especially when you were pissed

 

[Pistol Night]

We had a piss bucket on one of our end of season rugby bus trips as the bus driver got pissed off with us asking him for so many piss stops.

It wasn't easy trying to piss into a bucket though when the bus swerved around corners or changed gears especially when you were pissed

We had a funnel with a bit of hose hanging out the door on one trip

 

[Gough]

I think I can play this game...

Near on 30 years ago we were going "up the river" for a boys Easter. Leaving straight from work. But the guy driving was late getting away from work, so we hit the ORs waiting for him. Had a few schooeys before he arrived, but then we were away. We bought a cold carton takeaway as travellers.

By the time we got to Gawler I already needed a restroom. But we kept hitting the cans. As we closed to 20 k's from Blanchetown we told the driver we were in trouble and would go quarters in the speeding fine. We roared into Blanchetown around 160km/h and pulled into the roadhouse with three car doors already open as we cleared the entrance. Empty cans fell out and as soon as we got close to a stop all bar the driver was out and legging it towards the mensroom. The people gassing up twigged what was going on and all started laughing.

I was first in and took the corner possie, addressing the stainless. I was in so much pain I couldn't talk and could barely stand. It couldn't come out fast enough and I was hunched over the brick half wall to the side of the urinal, head resting in the crook of my elbow while I was going. The guys who came in with me finished and left. The guys who came in after them finished and left. I was still going!

I have no idea of the time, but it took so long I already needed another piss by the time we pulled out and got back on the highway! I still remember the pain! I thought my kidneys were going to come out!

Driving home from Windsor after a good drink I got a bit lost and ended up having to piss into a petrol can only to find out it really burns if you get petrol on your knob.

 

[peternorth]

 

[PT Bar None]

We had a funnel with a bit of hose hanging out the door on one trip

Yes - the "pissaphone" - well known in busing circles

 

[Purple7x08_24]

I skip songs on the fade out. I consider it worthless

 

[ZEV]

When home alone I'll sometimes have a piss off the decking. Not every time but often.

My two year old thinks its hilarious to do that off the 20th floor.

Well he is right.

 

[akkaps]

I don't like Christmas, force interactions with the family, everyone at work being the festive spirit, I don't like it.

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

I don't like Christmas, force interactions with the family, everyone at work being the festive spirit, I don't like it.

And yet you see posts from people expressing regret they don’t have any relatives to be with on the day. Christmas Day brings into focus so many different aspects of people’s lives. Happiness, loneliness, reunion, separation, bringing back either good or bad memories. All overlaid by the trashy commercialisation and over-long lead-up. The meaning and origin of the day is also forgotten.

 

[Billy ray]

It should be like the Olympics. Every 4 years

 

[Quivorir]

one thing I have learned in regards to this

some people's teeth tingle and some don't in this situation

I'm glad you bring this up. My teeth tingle during an epic piss. Have always wondered if I was alone.

 

[rank and file]

It should be like the Olympics. Every 4 years

More like the Commonwealth Games.
Nobody really wants it because it's a waste of money.

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

More like the Commonwealth Games.
Nobody really wants it because it's a waste of money.

You may not want it but a great many people do

 

[Gough]

You may not want it but a great many people do

In the same way that nobody wants to take their pet to the vet for the last time, Dan Andrews performed a mercy killing on the Commonwealth Games because someone had to do it. It’s in a better place now.

 

[Engimal v3]

I intentionally dislike someone once I find out they went to a private school.

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

I intentionally dislike someone once I find out they went to a private school.

Why? Class envy?

 

[Chief]

one thing I have learned in regards to this

some people's teeth tingle and some don't in this situation

You're aiming the wrong way.