Tim Kelly loves Geelong (WARNING: Thread still filled with melts)

[Mahlepi]

Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol

C-c-c-c-c-cocaine


Party drugs taken on the night out after a game. Not roids & peptides like Geelong did from 2007-2011 with Dean Robinson as their sports scientist

You've got legends like Luke Hodge and Buddy Franklin who played footy and snorted drugs like f**kin champions
Then you had f**k ups like Ben Cousins and Daniel Kerr who weren't quite made of the Right Stuff to succeed at both. Not stout of heart and strong in mind enough to do both and so they succumbed.
And finally you have cheating scumbags like Paul Chapman, Jimmy Bartel, Cam Mooney and Darren Milburn who played their best footy from 2007-2011 under the influence of Robinson's (and Dank's) secret peptide potions, but were never as good before or since Geelong's Doping Regime under Mark Thompson.

liable statement

 

[Benny78]

Haha the sooner we get rid of him the better. Worth holding for currency but otherwise a failed prospect for our club.

 

[chefmeister]

Can’t wait to see the back of this plodder to be honest.

 

[frggr]

Has Tim Kelly signed with West Coast yet?

 

[Gruq]

Gruq thinks OP is right about the melts.

 

[A Cut Above]

Has Tim Kelly committed to a long-term deal with Geelong yet?

 

[ChappyUK]

Has Tim Kelly committed to a long-term deal with Geelong yet?

New year. Same obsession.

 

[A Cut Above]

New year. Same obsession.

Same minnows being reeled in.

 

[ChappyUK]

Minnow fishing. Seems like your level.

 

[A Cut Above]

Minnow fishing. Seems like your level.

It would be depressing if you were the biggest fish I could hook.

 

[ChappyUK]

It would be depressing if you were the biggest fish I could hook.

Have you worn your Stratton Hat out in public yet?

 

[boondy]

Same minnows being reeled in.

Subscribed

 

[A Cut Above]

Have you worn your Stratton Hat out in public yet?

If I wanted to identify as bogan it'd be easier just to wear thongs in public.

 

[boondy]

If I wanted to identify as bogan it'd be easier just to wear thongs in public.

So you get all dolled up put your shoes and socks on or at least wear sandals just to go down to the nearest deli when the Mrs tells you to get some milk and bread. Here is something for you the only one who cares what you look like is you.

 

[SaltPeter]

If I wanted to identify as Laphroiag it'd be easier just to wear moccasins in public.

 

[ChappyUK]

If I wanted to identify as bogan it'd be easier just to wear thongs in public.

Good to know you're embarassed by your club.

 

[ChappyUK]

So you get all dolled up put your shoes and socks on or at least wear sandals just to go down to the nearest deli when the Mrs tells you to get some milk and bread. Here is something for you the only one who cares what you look like is you.

It's Stilettos or nothing for Bosk.

 

[Bigeasy]

I always wear my thongs out. I have beautiful feet so dont have to hide them like Bosk.

 

[A Cut Above]

It's Stilettos or nothing for Bosk.

Quite #concerning how much time you spend thinking about me.


Back on topic, any word on how Tim Kelly's coping with his 12 months forced labor in the Geelong gulag?

 

[Ricketz]

Quite #concerning how much time you spend thinking about me.


Back on topic, any word on how Tim Kelly's coping with his 12 months forced labor in the Geelong gulag?

The club is embracing him, so they say. Putting time into his running style to make him more of a weapon. Fremantle won't get him for cheap in 2020 after the season he is going to have.

 

[chefmeister]

Back on topic, any word on how Tim Kelly's coping with his 12 months forced labor in the Geelong gulag?

lol, it’s character building. Helps him realize how pissed off he is at West Coast for not paying us what he’s worth.

 

[Ricketz]

lol, it’s character building. Helps him realize how pissed off he is at West Coast for not paying us what he’s worth.

We will put a fair and attractive offer on the table for him, we have a bit of cap space.

West Coast won't do their sums again, and when it comes to contract time will offer him maybe 75% of our offer. Make no mistake, the lad wants to make some dolla.

He will realise they have dudded him again and will have to decide whether to go to Freo under trade for a better contract, go to Gold Coast under draft, or stay and forge a career with us.

West Coast won't be in the frame at any stage unless they cough up two first rounders and a little interest for being tight arsed w***ers last year.

 

[firefighter]

any word on how Tim Kelly's coping with his 12 months forced labor in the Geelong gulag?

Hopefully not well, he can wash the teams gear for the whole year for all I care.

 

[A Cut Above]

Hopefully not well, he can wash the teams gear for the whole year for all I care.

Why are you so quick to turn on a player who gave you a year of excellent service on an extremely modest contract, who you had every opportunity to trade for a tidy profit?

If you're upset the surrounds of Corio Bay aren't tantalizing enough to invoke loyalty there's no need to victimize poor Tim over it.

 

[firefighter]

You're so full of shit.