Strategy Trade and List .Management thread 5 (...the post coitus cigarette. Edition)

[grassman75]

Clearly he can't sign yet.

The contract is in front of him

Ok, couldn't work out how we'd given him a deal

 

[King Harold]

Not bad , one of the better ideas I've seen so far.

 

[Woofing]

Ok so i see the chad tweet was posted 3 hours ago.
It was my version of Tom Browne exclusive.

Apologies to the English teachers for the spelling of our new recruits name.

 

[Bulldogs Legend]

Chad wingard tweeted trengrove this arvo. Not sure if it was cryptic or honest. Would be good result to replace jake with the chad
Francis could be involved somehow.
Apologies if already posted i have missed 12 pages since yesty.

You missed some rippers!

 

[Dogsman16]

Would anybody trade Roberts for a pick upgrade and then bring in Sam Collins as a DFA. Thought he goes alright!!

 

[Bulldogs Legend]

Ok so i see the chad tweet was posted 3 hours ago.
It was my version of Tom Browne exclusive.

Apologies to the English teachers for the spelling of our new recruits name.

Dont worry I dont think we have too many of those!

We would need to trade with the Dees board!

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Don't understand either thaught he was genuinely happy for us last year. But sounded so bitter in his list anylsis.

Probably had $$$ on our bark to bark.

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Apologies, here's a safer version

He looks like he's been exhumed, in both photos

 

[Northernsoul74]

I would be all over Sam Collins

Surprised he's been delisted.

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Bridges are evocative. Heavy with symbolism.

There's been a fair bit of bridge imagery used in recent weeks. "Burning bridges" has been tossed around a fair bit in relation to you-know-who. Surprised nobody has said we all need to build a bridge and get over it. (Because we do)

Will he end up staying and re-integrating? Now that could be a bridge too far ...

We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

 

[Dry Rot]

Would anybody trade Roberts for a pick upgrade and then bring in Sam Collins as a DFA. Thought he goes alright!!

Excuse my ignorance. Who is Sam Collins? A tall Freo defender?

 

[dergert]

Holy moly essendon supporters are easy to bait in the stringer mega thread.

 

[bobby2]

Bombers can trade Francis to Port for their second and Impey and flick Impey on to us as steak knives with pick 11.

Francis wants to go to SA, but is contracted.
Impey wants to go to the dogs, but is contracted.
Stringer wants to go to the bombers, but is contracted.

Let's see how long it takes them to work this one out

 

[Mr. Walker]

Bridges are evocative. Heavy with symbolism.

There's been a fair bit of bridge imagery used in recent weeks. "Burning bridges" has been tossed around a fair bit in relation to you-know-who. Surprised nobody has said we all need to build a bridge and get over it. (Because we do)

Will he end up staying and re-integrating? Now that could be a bridge too far ...

If Stringer does leave he could be The Biggest Loser.

 

[Dav1d]

Holy moly essendon supporters are easy to bait in the stringer mega thread.

Ironic that they keep pointing out how 'salty' the Bulldogs supporters are. Their jokes are nothing compared to some of the ones we've been dropping ha

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Francis wants to go to SA, but is contracted.
Impey wants to go to the dogs, but is contracted.
Stringer wants to go to the bombers, but is contracted.

Let's see how long it takes them to work this one out

Dogs get: Impey, pick 11
Dogs lose: Stringer, pick 26

Port get: Francis
Port lose: Impey, pick 30

Essendon get: Stringer, pick 26, pick 30
Essendon lose: Francis, pick 11

I dunno, 20 second job.

 

[dergert]

Ironic that they keep pointing out how 'salty' the Bulldogs supporters are. Their jokes are nothing compared to some of the ones we've been dropping ha

My trolling style is just to make stupid accusations and watch them melt. The fact that we've won a recent flag helps.

 

[Dav1d]

Dogs get: Impey, pick 11
Dogs lose: Stringer, pick 26

Port get: Francis
Port lose: Impey, pick 30

Essendon get: Stringer, pick 26, pick 30
Essendon lose: Francis, pick 11

I dunno, 20 second job.

Think Port get screwed over a bit, really depends on how highly they rate Impey. Think Francis is miles away and they should have learned with Toumpas

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Think Port get screwed over a bit, really depends on how highly they rate Impey. Think Francis is miles away and they should have learned with Toumpas

Really hard to pick Francis' value - what I'd pay and what they'd lose him for are just poles apart.

 

[The Original Swooper]

Dogs get: Impey, pick 11
Dogs lose: Stringer, pick 26

Port get: Francis
Port lose: Impey, pick 30

Essendon get: Stringer, pick 26, pick 30
Essendon lose: Francis, pick 11

I dunno, 20 second job.

Even Dodo would jump at that. Essendon play the bandit whilst Port get r*ped. Our bit is ok though.

 

[dogwatch]

Holy moly essendon supporters are easy to bait in the stringer mega thread.

I hope they told you to f*** off just like we tell them when they bait us?

 

[The Original Swooper]

Can somebody post the Wingate tweet. In text as any tweet link never works.

 

[bobby2]

Think Port get screwed over a bit, really depends on how highly they rate Impey. Think Francis is miles away and they should have learned with Toumpas

Yeah, I reckon something more like:
Dogs get: 11 and Impey
Dogs lose: Stringer + 4th round pick

Port get: Francis + our 4th pick
Port lose: Impey + 3rd round pick

Essendon get: Stringer + port's 3rd pick
Essendon lose: 11 and Francis

 

[dogwatch]

Dogs get: Impey, pick 11
Dogs lose: Stringer, pick 26

Port get: Francis
Port lose: Impey, pick 30

Essendon get: Stringer, pick 26, pick 30
Essendon lose: Francis, pick 11

I dunno, 20 second job.

I dunno. It'd take me more than 20 seconds to come at that.

It's like saying we'll take 11 for Stringer (most here seem to have been browbeaten into accepting that by now - I'm not ready yet) and we'd pay 26 for Impey. I'm not sure Impey is worth that. Do you?

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

I dunno. It'd take me more than 20 seconds to come at that.

It's like saying we'll take 11 for Stringer (most here seem to have been browbeaten into accepting that by now - I'm not ready yet) and we'd pay 26 for Impey. I'm not sure Impey is worth that. Do you?

I think that's probably Impey's market rate given he's a contracted, required player. Who knows what Stringer goes for at this point.

Is it a deal that I'd personally push for/do? No, probably not. Point was more to chuck out a quick, random framework to have a look at (and mentally prepare myself for if it came about...).