Trade Talk 2013 - Yeo, Doc, Polec, Karnezis, Longer gone - Welcome Paine, West, Magwon!

[Maboo]

There was a team from the north, called the Lions.
for whose players, other teams came a prying.
when five of them left, we were feeling bereft.
but no matter what, they ran home to mum crying.

 

[Rizzler]

Or how about a limerick based on Blacky's 21st birthday party when Stevie Lawrence punched a glass window with his bare hands?

 

[Maboo]

There was a big hairy man named Ooga.
who once got caught, eating his own booga.
on the day he was found out, he was heard to shout.
just one booga got ooga kicked out.

Looking for something like this?

 

[Rizzler]

Love it Maboo.... Ooga really is a gold mine to create a limerick

 

[Maboo]

He was an angry little sausage, Stevie Lawrence.
who at a party a teammate called him Florence.
the angry little man, with his fist went bam.
and from that day on, Aker was shit scared of Lawrence.

 

[James North]

There was a young man called Lionator
Whose serious opinion we'll read later
He wanted Lions news - stat,
So just please cut the crap,
Or he'll send you right back to your maker.

 

[Lixy_]

There once was a young lad called Polec
Who was said to be seeking a rolex
He left the ol' Lions and ran home a cryin'
forgetting his flagon of XXXX

 

[Ray Button]

Ray Button was sitting there thinking
That the Lions trade thread was stinking
"This really is poor
and it makes me snore
enough to drive me to drinkin'"

Cheers, hic.

For something completely different, I was just looking at a story on the Courier Mail site about the drafts of 1992 and 1993. Leppitsch and Martin Pike started in 1992, and Lappin, Chris Johnson and Chris Scott in 1993.

Success didn't come immediately for these guys They had to work and mature for quite a few years to taste the ultimate success with Brisbane in 2001-03.

Puts some perspective on the impatience of the current generation to be given what they see as their rights - "All Rights, No Responsibilities".

 

[Morgs_]

Cheers, hic.

For something completely different, I was just looking at a story on the Courier Mail site about the drafts of 1992 and 1993. Leppitsch and Martin Pike started in 1992, and Lappin, Chris Johnson and Chris Scott in 1993.

Success didn't come immediately for these guys They had to work and mature for quite a few years to taste the ultimate success with Brisbane in 2001-03.

Puts some perspective on the impatience of the current generation to be given what they see as their rights - "All Rights, No Responsibilities".

Stop derailing the thread!

 

[Ray Button]

Stop derailing the thread!

Definitely feel like I'm fighting a bit of a rear-guard action here.

Pre-season has started! Probably a good time to move on and lock this one down.

 

[Lixy_]

We were thinking it couldn't go wronger
When off ran the ruckboy named Longer
He fell from the sky when the Hawks passed him by
Now a Saint he's a spoon yet to conquer

 

[Lixy_]

Definitely feel like I'm fighting a bit of a rear-guard action here.

Pre-season has started! Probably a good time to move on and lock this one down.

Or just amend the title to 'Trade Talk 2013 and Related Limericks'...

 

[MacMum]

Limericks?....Pearce will like this thread.

 

[dlanod]

Limericks?....Pearce will like this thread.

Isn't he from Mayo, not Limerick?

 

[irel]

Or just amend the title to 'Trade Talk 2013 and Related Limericks'...

The Limericks family. They are all related.

 

[MacMum]

Isn't he from Mayo, not Limerick?

Same thing

 

[Skoob]

Same thing

They do share their floral emblem

 

[Caiphus]

from now on I will,
Only post here in Haiku
Limerick's too hard

 

[Haso]

They do share their floral emblem

That's ignant.

 

[Hollow Knight]

The once was a Yeo from Nantucket
Went home to mum's boob so he could...

 

[Skoob]

That's ignant.

Yo ignant.

 

[GingerGreatness]

Roses are red,
Sam Docherty's a blue,
Elliot Yeo's an Eagle,
Jared Polec is who?

 

[Morgs_]

Yo ignant.

Thems fightin words...we don't take too kindly to your kind round ere.

 

[Haso]

Thems fightin words...we don't take too kindly to your kind round ere.

Now Skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nobody.

 

[Milux]

Roses are red,
Sam Docherty's a blue,
Elliot Yeo's an Eagle,
Jared Polec is who?

That's gold mate best one yet.