Autopsy Trevor Barker Award, 2023 - Sinclair goes back-to-back, 30th Saint to win multiple B&F's

[Joffaboy]

I'm inspired, where is there a paper mache wall I can run through

 

[sammm]

Can you lot at Crown stop pigging out on food so we can get back to the important stuff.

Awww,

 

[Mavefromdelburn]

I might of only talked to him for all of 5 seconds Friday he comes across as rather shy.

Yeah have had a few (fairly brief) chats with him and get the same impression. Which is fine, just for a Captain giving a speech maybe not absolutely ideal.

 

[George]

$1.01 he ends the speech with "end of speech"

 

[Tommy Wigs]

Would tap.

Mum goes ok too.

 

[George]

$1.01 he ends the speech with "this page intentionally left blank"

 

[Dard Ball Get]

Windsor knots are a relic, for crusty chodes sitting around after a president’s cup at the local golf club.

A four-in-hand or Prince Albert is the way to go for the distinguished gentleman.

 

[Mowman]

DO NOT let Leathlean near her

 

[Joffaboy]

So proud to have ChatGP as our captain

 

[Dard Ball Get]

DO NOT let Leathlean near her

Nice to see your name again old friend, was pining.

 

[Dard Ball Get]

Ah yes, round 3

 

[cowboy18]

So proud to have ChatGP as our captain

I just tried to do that. how did it compare? I think the AI failed to capture 150 years of... stuff.


Write a short captain's speech to celebrate St Kilda football club's 2023 AFL season.



Ladies and gentlemen, supporters and fans of the mighty St Kilda Football Club,
What a remarkable journey we've had throughout the 2023 AFL season! Today, we gather here to celebrate the blood, sweat, and tears poured into this season, and to honor the indomitable spirit of our Saints.
This year has been a rollercoaster ride, filled with highs and lows, but it's through these trials that we find our true character and strength. We faced adversity head-on, and we never backed down. The bond that ties this team together is unbreakable, and that's what makes us Saints.
Our players have shown unwavering dedication, resilience, and sheer determination in every game they've played. They've given their all, and for that, we are incredibly proud. We've witnessed moments of brilliance, astonishing teamwork, and the kind of footy that makes us all proud to wear the red, white, and black.
As the captain of this remarkable group of athletes, I want to extend my gratitude to the coaching staff, the support team, and the countless fans who have been the wind beneath our wings. Your unwavering support has fueled our fire and driven us to excel.
We may not have lifted the Premiership Cup this year, but rest assured, we are more determined than ever to bring it home in the future. We will learn from our mistakes, build on our successes, and continue to strive for greatness.
So, let's raise our glasses to the 2023 St Kilda Football Club season! Cheers to the dedication, the passion, and the heart that defines us as a team and as a community. The journey continues, and together, we will reach even greater heights.
Thank you all for being a part of this incredible journey. Go Saints!
Red, White, and Black, forever!

 

[Tommy Wigs]

outside of Grammy did our last contending list pull any chicks?

Rooey did alright.

Dal was playing hide the pickle with Sam Lane apparently

Sam Lane?

Oh gawd. Would chew my own legs off first

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Mason Wood

32

Mason Wood

Age

31

Ht

192cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.2

3star

K

7.8

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.2

4star

CL

0.3

2star

D

8.3

2star

K

2.7

1star

HB

5.7

3star

M

1.7

2star

T

1.3

2star

CL

0.0

1star

D

15.8

4star

K

8.6

4star

HB

7.2

5star

M

4.6

5star

T

2.6

4star

CL

0.6

3star

Brownlow Favorite?

Im sorry what?

 

[Munga]

Hehe I'm still sweating and riding the goals here

 

[George]

DO NOT let Leathlean near her

Welcome back Biff

 

[Dard Ball Get]

Mason Wood Brownlow Favorite?

Im sorry what?

It’s a joke mate

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Ah yes, round 3

St Kilda should have a yearly party like that.

Just call it disco week and done.

 

[BrutThough]

Could have kept the leader board up for more than 1 second

 

[Munga]

Great call. No way you split them.

 

[Mavefromdelburn]

Don't normally love a split but rate that.. both deserving.

 

[George]

Best Emerging Players
Owens & Nas

 

[Dard Ball Get]

Two deserving winners

 

[Joffaboy]

Woke inclusiveness

 

[BrutThough]

The rare case where a tie is acceptable.