So it turns out when some Collingwood flog on the main board comes up with a PB mock-up guernsey where the stripes are replaced with black dicks, "we can't spare any black dicks, they're all too busy plowing your mother" is not considered by the moderators of this fair website to be an appropriate response.
If the moderators allow a dick guernsey then drawing the line at a mum joke is about the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard of.
Maybe if you had drawn a pic of said mum receiving black dicks it would have been ok