Banter TRTT Part 14: 2022 Goodbye (To 2023)

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She should pay The Clash some money

I sometimes like to annoy my kids by queuing up Straight To Hell so they get disappointed when the lyrics kick in.
 
I think Bordertown has a better nightlife. :cool:
It was a long time ago, but my recollection of a big night out in Bordertown, (which was my favourite aunts husband's home town) was when his nephews got their ferrets out to go rabbit hunting.

It wasn't until the 1970's that `getting the ferret out' took on a completely different meaning. ;)
 
Primarily because wildlife is far more abundant. Plus a higher than average amount of bogan deadshits who'll hit things for fun.

Unrelated question for you. How come most of the pubs are just a bistro and a gaming room. Are you guys not familiar with the concept of the front bar?
 
It was a long time ago, but my recollection of a big night out in Bordertown, (which was my favourite aunts husband's home town) was when his nephews got their ferrets out to go rabbit hunting.

It wasn't until the 1970's that `getting the ferret out' took on a completely different meaning. ;)
Padthaway is more exciting 😂
 

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I’ve heard this kind of story happening a few times over the years but always thought it was a bit.

Last night around 0300 woke up with a bit of ball itch, got up fumbled in the dark for some cream, applied cream thinking “this tube feels different”.

Realising what I’d done before the deep heat hit was the most thrilling thing to happen to me for a while, I began to run downstairs as our ensuite is out of action until late January. The pain began as I awkwardly ran down in the dark conscious not to fall & break a leg(I’m over 50 now & have been lucky with breaks for 20 years). Spent a half hour in the shower trying anything to correct my predicament before finally getting the nerve to return to bed. Everything has still been a bit spicy today & my balls may never forgive me.

Something I always felt was an urban legend can happen.

When I read "this tube feels different" I thought this story was going to end much differently :D
 
Poor Miranda.

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