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Positive affirmations in song lyrics, lol. Wait. We're not taking the piss? Oh. FMD.

Wonder what sports psychologists would make of my old uni footy team's song...

We don't play for adoration,
We don't play for victory.
We just play for recreation,
Mighty Wombats men are we.
Balls to everyone!
Balls to everyone!
We won't play you anymore,
We won't play you anymore.
Coz weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Gave you a f@%ken hiding
We gave you a f@%ken hiding
We gave you a f@%ken hiding
You!
Dirty pack of sluts!
You dirty pack of sluts! (You sluts!)
You dirty pack of sluts! (You sluts!)
We gave you a f@%ken hiding
We gave you a f@%ken hiding
We gave you a f@%ken hiding
You!
Dirty pack of sluts!

So your old uni's footy team song is an affirmation of how great it is to be gay, since you're talking about 'balls to everyone' and giving a bunch of dirty sluts (another group of guys) a '****ing hiding'?

I mean, the whole singing a song after a victory is pretty camp at the best of times, but that one takes it to a whole new level :D

Not that there's anything wrong with that...
 
So your old uni's footy team song is an affirmation of how great it is to be gay, since you're talking about 'balls to everyone' and giving a bunch of dirty sluts (another group of guys) a '******* hiding'?

I mean, the whole singing a song after a victory is pretty camp at the best of times, but that one takes it to a whole new level :D

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Club got fined every time we sung it. Lucky we hardly ever won a game. Lot of unhappy campers when the netballers belted it out after winning their grand final...
 

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I think the Jonas 3 year deal to Jonas is actually the worst contract we have given out. The guy had an absolutely horrendous 2014, his 2015 was slightly better but he is a fringe player at the very best. O'Shea is a better athlete and kick than Jonas and he gets delisted and Jonas gets a 3 year deal, WTF? The game is evolving to a point where all defenders need to be able to use the ball well under pressure as well as kick accurately when transitioning the ball. Jonas is one of the worst disposers of the ball I have seen play AFL football. Not only that he's not even a good athlete, he is slow and his leap is definitely nothing special. The game is moving past Jonas' skill level and athletic ability, was last year and its only going to get worse and we give him a 3 ****ing year deal. This kind of BS is why we have no money in our cap and have literally brought NOTHING in this year and we expect to compete for a finals spot!?

The Hartlett deal is a f***ing pisstake as well but this is another level of dumb.
 
I think the Jonas 3 year deal to Jonas is actually the worst contract we have given out. The guy had an absolutely horrendous 2014, his 2015 was slightly better but he is a fringe player at the very best. O'Shea is a better athlete and kick than Jonas and he gets delisted and Jonas gets a 3 year deal, WTF? The game is evolving to a point where all defenders need to be able to use the ball well under pressure as well as kick accurately when transitioning the ball. Jonas is one of the worst disposers of the ball I have seen play AFL football. Not only that he's not even a good athlete, he is slow and his leap is definitely nothing special. The game is moving past Jonas' skill level and athletic ability, was last year and its only going to get worse and we give him a 3 ******* year deal. This kind of BS is why we have no money in our cap and have literally brought NOTHING in this year and we expect to compete for a finals spot!?

The Hartlett deal is a f***ing pisstake as well but this is another level of dumb.

This is not an unpopular opinion.
 
I think the Jonas 3 year deal to Jonas is actually the worst contract we have given out.

TBH, even Jonas thinks that the Jonas 3 year deal to Jonas was the worst Jonas deal we could have offered Jonas, and Jonas backs that up too. Holy Jonas :eek:
 
That Port Adelaide is not the worst list managing club in recorded human history and that people massively overreact to decisions that can be found at any club.

And *shock, horror* the addition of yet another assistant coach will make no difference to how we perform next year.

Come at me! ;)
 
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I think the Jonas 3 year deal to Jonas is actually the worst contract we have given out. The guy had an absolutely horrendous 2014, his 2015 was slightly better but he is a fringe player at the very best. O'Shea is a better athlete and kick than Jonas and he gets delisted and Jonas gets a 3 year deal, WTF? The game is evolving to a point where all defenders need to be able to use the ball well under pressure as well as kick accurately when transitioning the ball. Jonas is one of the worst disposers of the ball I have seen play AFL football. Not only that he's not even a good athlete, he is slow and his leap is definitely nothing special. The game is moving past Jonas' skill level and athletic ability, was last year and its only going to get worse and we give him a 3 ******* year deal. This kind of BS is why we have no money in our cap and have literally brought NOTHING in this year and we expect to compete for a finals spot!?

The Hartlett deal is a f***ing pisstake as well but this is another level of dumb.
erhaps, just perhaps, Jonas was willing to take less $$$ than O'Shea was?
 

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I wouldn't confidently call either of them better than one another. Both have had long, long stretches of mediocre form, a lot of brain fades (2015 was a disaster for Jonas) but they've both had their moments. O'Shea particularly in finals.
 
Those stats show Jonas is a better contested mark, does more 1%s, and makes less clangers. For a defender that's what you want.
Jonas and O'Shea took a combined total of 4 contested marks last season (2 each). So chuck that out because he doesn't do it.

Even Daniel Talia is having to be involved in the ball movement now, the way the games going it is vital for defenders to be competent kicks of the football. Jonas' kicking is appalling whether the stats show it or not. Not only that he runs like he has lead in his shoes. I would've given them both 1 year deals and then sent the one who played worse packing. Other than maybe attitude there is no significant difference between them in terms of quality of footballer.
 

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