Welcome Welcome to Collingwood Harry Perryman

[sr36]

That's kinda the point...
But to suggest that this would have been OK in a corporate environment is absurd. Everyone involved would have been fired—instant dismissal.

It wasn't a corporate environment. It was an end of year piss up amongst the factory workers without any of the management there.

The bloke who dressed up as Hayne with an inflatable sex doll as his troubled couple and then proceeded to hump it on stage is why they got in trouble and copped the fine.

I think twin towers is a clever "troubled couple."

 

[gouki88]

It wasn't a corporate environment. It was an end of year piss up amongst the factory workers without any of the management there.

The bloke who dressed up as Hayne with an inflatable sex doll as his troubled couple and then proceeded to hump it on stage is why they got in trouble and copped the fine.

I think twin towers is a clever "troubled couple."

Kilmo didn't bring up the comparison to a corporate environment.

I did chuckle at the Twin Towers gag. Reminds me of Norm Macdonald's 9/11 airways gag in terms of silliness

 

[Fat Jesus]

The shit some of the corporates do behind closed doors make this look tame.
Well known in fact. All over the world.

 

[Kirby]

It wasn't a corporate environment. It was an end of year piss up amongst the factory workers without any of the management there.

The bloke who dressed up as Hayne with an inflatable sex doll as his troubled couple and then proceeded to hump it on stage is why they got in trouble and copped the fine.

I think twin towers is a clever "troubled couple."

Without the Hayne thing this whole episode would have been ignored in my view.

 

[Pistol Night]

It wasn't a corporate environment. It was an end of year piss up amongst the factory workers without any of the management there.

The bloke who dressed up as Hayne with an inflatable sex doll as his troubled couple and then proceeded to hump it on stage is why they got in trouble and copped the fine.

I think twin towers is a clever "troubled couple."

Gerard and Robbo would of been a pisser

 

[sr36]

Without the Hayne thing this whole episode would have been ignored in my view.

I think we've all learnt a valuable lesson.

Don't take your sex toys out in public. And if you do, don't use them in public

 

[gouki88]

Without the Hayne thing this whole episode would have been ignored in my view.

Absolutely. Given the freshness of the matter, and the worrying nature of a bunch of Sydney footballers (albeit a different code) making light of the issue, it is definitely the most serious. Not to mention the fallout with their AFLW colleagues, which seems pretty bloody bad.

 

[Abdul_The_Bull]

I think we've all learnt a valuable lesson.

Don't take your sex toys out in public. And if you do, don't use them in public

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

I think we've all learnt a valuable lesson.

Don't take your sex toys out in public. And if you do, don't use them in public

And if you do, don’t do it whilst pretending to be a high profile accused rapist.

 

[Pistol Night]

I think we've all learnt a valuable lesson.

Don't take your sex toys out in public. And if you do, don't use them in public

GWS have sure saved me some red faces going forward

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

It wasn't a corporate environment. It was an end of year piss up amongst the factory workers without any of the management there.

The bloke who dressed up as Hayne with an inflatable sex doll as his troubled couple and then proceeded to hump it on stage is why they got in trouble and copped the fine.

I think twin towers is a clever "troubled couple."

Presumably there were hotel staff there. That’s sufficient.

In fact having one single player there who took offence would also be sufficient.

It’s not a big deal in the grand scheme of things but it was inappropriate behaviour reagardless of the audience and the punishment is appropriate. And let’s be honest gws won’t suffer… maybe their vfl side will be a few men down for a few weeks.

 

[sr36]

And if you do, don’t do it whilst pretending to be a high profile accused rapist.

You can see why the leaders got fined. You'd think one of them might have said, "He's dressed as an accused rapist with an inflatable sex doll, perhaps we don't need to see this skit..."

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

You can see why the leaders got fined. You'd think one of them might have said, "He's dressed as an accused rapist with an inflatable sex doll, perhaps we don't need to see this skit..."

As I said earlier in the thread , Greene’s manager made excuses for him because he was sad about losing another final and wasn’t in the mood that night to be a captain.

 

[sr36]

As I said earlier in the thread , Greene’s manager made excuses for him because he was sad about losing another final and wasn’t in the mood that night to be a captain.

In fairness, itd be the responsibility of whoever has organised the night.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

In fairness, itd be the responsibility of whoever has organised the night.

Not sure that’s how leadership works but ok

Anyway, excited about Harry

 

[sr36]

Not sure that’s how leadership works but ok

Good leaders defer and take a back seat all the time. The leaders at work places I've been in haven't run the social committee or social events.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

Good leaders defer and take a back seat all the time. The leaders at work places I've been in haven't run the social committee or social events.

I disagree but ive said “ but ok” already and moved on.

Anyway, excited about Harry

 

[DopeMaster]

I think the most bizarre thing about this issue is how their minds even went to those places?

Like, if the theme is "iconic couples" or "iconic couple disasters" or whatever, how does your brain go to the twin towers? Jarrad Hayne? P Diddy et al?

I instantly think "Brangelina", "Ben and Jen", maybe if you want ot have a "dark joke" or edgy or something have one of the players dress as Elizabeth Taylor and have like 7 other players alongside?

But to go to those places is what's more concerning

Not gonna lie though, I'm kinda glad to see that smart ass Cooper Hamilton cop it. Was on board with his genuinely humourous stuff on socials until he developed a kinda weird Collingwood obsession

Dark and ‘wrong’ humour gets the lols and the young players would’ve gone all out to 1-up each other to ingratiate themselves with older teammates. A type of voluntary hazing if you will.

I dunno, I personally couldn’t care less if the bartender was offended.

Being offended happens, it’s to be expected in life.