Toast Welcome to the Temple of Bontempelli, please take off your shoes and pay your respects

[Bont2Bruce]

Bontempelli redefines the midfield as he bursts clear from his smaller opponent.

 

[fargy]

About to step into the temple and watch that first quarter again!

 

[immortalmike]

Bontempelli redefines the midfield as he bursts clear from his smaller opponent.

Who's the doofus trying to tackle Bonts?

 

[DexterTan]

Knocks on the door, leaves weapons with the gatekeeper, doffs cap.
I cry your pardon for taking so long to pay my respects.

 

[Dancing Dougy]

Their just aren't enough superlatives for the Bont!!

 

[Chicago1]

How could anyone expect anything less from him? After all, he wears #4.

 

[Ant_]

 

[dogwatch]

Plagiarism!

 

[Ant_]

Plagiarism!

I often push out the best comments from this board as a tweet.

My sole aim being to grow this place.

 

[Norm De Guerre]

I think that its apt to trot out this blast for the past. Again!

Bont-em-gasm [bont-em-gaz-uh

m]
noun
1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of football viewing excitation.

2. an instance of experiencing The Bont!

3. intense and unrestrained excitement felt by Western Bulldogs supporters everywhere.

verb (used without object)

4. to have an Bontemgasm

Origin:
BigFooty 2014; < Neo-Latin bontemgasmus < Greek bontemasmós, derivative of bontempelli to play and dominate.
Related forms
Bontem·gas·mic, Bontem·gas·tic, adjective

post·Bontem·gas·mic, adjective

post·Bontem·gas·tic, adjective

su·per·Bontem·gasm, noun

Can be confused: Other worldly creatures.

 

[Ant_]

Put that up on urban dictionary.

I'm still amused at how JiggaDog got Norf up on it.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Norf

 

[SSSSSS]

Can we have him?

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Can we have him?

 

[Dancing Dougy]

Is it too early to start considering putting The Bont out to Stud? 100 game minimum of course, but the quicker we get Baby Bonts flowing through the door the better. The scan the country/world for the most genetically perfect specimens to compliment The Bonts perfect genetic structure.

2036 Western Bulldogs Lineup

A Bont. T Bont. W Bont.
M Bont. S Bont. R Bont.
G Bont. N Bont. P Bont.
Y Bont. M Bont jr L Bont.
F Bont. H Bont. V Bont.

T Bont. W Bont. H Bont. J Bont

 

[King Bont]

Can we have him?

The bullshit thing is, he probably will end up at hawthorn and win numerous flags

 

[Norm De Guerre]

Put that up on urban dictionary.

I'm still amused at how JiggaDog got Norf up on it.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Norf

Done. We'll see if it passes "peer review."

 

[dogwatch]

Is it too early to start considering putting The Bont out to Stud? 100 game minimum of course, but the quicker we get Baby Bonts flowing through the door the better. The scan the country/world for the most genetically perfect specimens to compliment The Bonts perfect genetic structure.

2036 Western Bulldogs Lineup

A Bont. T Bont. W Bont.
M Bont. S Bont. R Bont.
G Bont. N Bont. P Bont.
Y Bont. M Bont jr L Bont.
F Bont. H Bont. V Bont.

T Bont. W Bont. H Bont. J Bont

I believe cleveland has offered his wife for stud duties (see thread by that name).
I'm not sure if Mrs Cleveland is aware of this yet, but she'd be crazy to refuse.

 

[immortalmike]

The bullshit thing is, he probably will end up at hawthorn and win numerous flags

 

[cleveland]

I believe cleveland has offered his wife for stud duties (see thread by that name).
I'm not sure if Mrs Cleveland is aware of this yet, but she'd be crazy to refuse.

Ummmm she certainly doesnt know haha

And i certainly have not offered my wife to anyone...

 

[King Harold]

Is it too early to start considering putting The Bont out to Stud? 100 game minimum of course, but the quicker we get Baby Bonts flowing through the door the better. The scan the country/world for the most genetically perfect specimens to compliment The Bonts perfect genetic structure.

2036 Western Bulldogs Lineup

A Bont. T Bont. W Bont.
M Bont. S Bont. R Bont.
G Bont. N Bont. P Bont.
Y Bont. M Bont jr L Bont.
F Bont. H Bont. V Bont.

T Bont. W Bont. H Bont. J Bont

No not too early Dougy , pretty sure you can sire a child from about the age of 14 ?
So how about we put aside Monday nights , I will find the right physical specimens and off we go.
I will leave it to you to organize the rest, ok ?

 

[Werewolf]

I'd describe Bontempelli as Pendlebury 2.0. Or alternatively, Pendlebury as the prototype Bontempelli

 

[Dancing Dougy]

Done. We'll see if it passes "peer review."

Another potential option. To Bontificate

No not too early Dougy , pretty sure you can sire a child from about the age of 14 ?
So how about we put aside Monday nights , I will find the right physical specimens and off we go.
I will leave it to you to organize the rest, ok ?

Ok Kingy, before we contact The Bont and the Club with our program, it might be best to acquire Australia's top 50 (too few?) applicants and process them into categories based around their key attributes, have their DNA code extracted and placed alongside The Bonts. From here we can start to narrow down and formulate a plan of attack. Possibly bringing in larger ruck type and key forward/back Bonts in a little earlier so they a little more developing time, then a legion small/med Bonts a year or two later. This is only a basic plan to start with, when I have more time, I'll put together a complete white paper.

 

[King Harold]

Another potential option. To Bontificate


Ok Kingy, before we contact The Bont and the Club with our program, it might be best to acquire Australia's top 50 (too few?) applicants and process them into categories based around their key attributes, have their DNA code extracted and placed alongside The Bonts. From here we can start to narrow down and formulate a plan of attack. Possibly bringing in larger ruck type and key forward/back Bonts in a little earlier so they a little more developing time, then a legion small/med Bonts a year or two later. This is only a basic plan to start with, when I have more time, I'll put together a complete white paper.

50 every Monday night may be a stretch , but we can play it by ear. If he still plays well on week end , I have no problem with it

 

[Dancing Dougy]

50 every Monday night may be a stretch , but we can play it by ear. If he still plays well on week end , I have no problem with it

 

[fargy]

Another potential option. To Bontificate


Ok Kingy, before we contact The Bont and the Club with our program, it might be best to acquire Australia's top 50 (too few?) applicants and process them into categories based around their key attributes, have their DNA code extracted and placed alongside The Bonts. From here we can start to narrow down and formulate a plan of attack. Possibly bringing in larger ruck type and key forward/back Bonts in a little earlier so they a little more developing time, then a legion small/med Bonts a year or two later. This is only a basic plan to start with, when I have more time, I'll put together a complete white paper.

Do Jake Stringer or Jack Macrae have sisters? Good place to start