Travel Whats the Most Stupidest thing you've done?

[Worldheroxx]

drinking way too much and having dodgy mates over 3 or 4 times a week to party while living with my 'perfect' girl figuring she would never leave me

Eating some weird meat a random guy was cooking on the side of the road before going on a 2 hour hike. I spent most of it in the bushes trying to hide from passers by while incredibly sick noises exploded from my hole

 

[Asgardian]

Do not click on the link if you are easily offended

Anyone wearing THIS costume would have to be really dopey.

Do not click on the link if you are easily offended

 

[WinmarToLockett]

drinking way too much and having dodgy mates over 3 or 4 times a week to party while living with my 'perfect' girl figuring she would never leave me

Of course the perfect girl wouldn't leave.

Anyway...

I've spent my entire life doing stupid things. Two that come to mind are arriving at Melbourne airport after an overseas vacation carrying a whole bunch of drugs, and spending $200 for a shirt. Both were pretty shit.

 

[Worldheroxx]

Of course the perfect girl wouldn't leave.

Anyway...

? I meant the perfect girl for me, plus I was 21 and it was the first time i'd lived with a gf. Which lead to doing stupid things...which is the title of this thread We can't all be hardcore drug smugglers

 

[Kopout]

This place is a fortress. You can't even get into the backyard without going into the neighbours' backyard and climbing over an eight foot fence.

It's sort of a modern house with basically no openable windows, just glass walls everywhere with big concertina glass doors that were all, of course, deadlocked.

Abbottabad?

 

[vapid1]

i once swung an axe into a chopping block, cept i missed the chopping block and put the axe straight through my foot

owwwies

 

[nicko99]

Nothing to major in my view, a few years ago they were adding another lane to a main road in the area. Anyway myself and a few mates thought it would be funny to block the road and put up a fake detour with the signs already provided at the scene in the middle of the night. Funny and stupid at the same time.

 

[showdownhero]

Of course the perfect girl wouldn't leave.

Anyway...

I've spent my entire life doing stupid things. Two that come to mind are arriving at Melbourne airport after an overseas vacation carrying a whole bunch of drugs, and spending $200 for as shirt. Both were pretty shit.

What the **** happened to you when they busted you with the drugs?

 

[Muffo]

Another one i forgot about, me and some mates walking home from the pub decided to put some of those pine log things we found in the middle of the road. we hid in some bushes and waited for a car to drive past. A few minutes later.... THUD! Car was only going about 50-60kph. We had a laugh and decided to keep walking untill cops caught up with us. I talked our way out of it saying that "we saw them on the road and looking back we should have moved them".

 

[WinmarToLockett]

? I meant the perfect girl for me, plus I was 21 and it was the first time i'd lived with a gf.

Understood. My point is, if you like drinking 3 of 4 times a week, and a girl has an issue with it, can you really say she is the "perfect girl for me"? I would have thought the perfect girl for you would have joined in..?

Nevermind, it's semantics anyway.

What the **** happened to you when they busted you with the drugs?

It's a long story. I was held for a long time, where I was 'interviewed' (if you can call it that) by any number of officials, and in the end, I got out completely unscathed. I'm extremely lucky; I'd arrived from Thailand where I imagine the customs officials would be a little less sympathetic than my Australian counterparts, who all things considered, treated me with the utmost respect. The officials in Melbourne were pretty empathetic to my situation- I was quite vulnerable as I'd spent the previous 10 days before my flight hospitalised, and there were enough other reasons to assume I was unaware of I was travelling with... Anyway, as I said, long story. Happy ending.

 

[showdownhero]

It's a long story. I was held for a long time, where I was 'interviewed' (if you can call it that) by any number of officials, and in the end, I got out completely unscathed. I'm extremely lucky; I'd arrived from Thailand where I imagine the customs officials would be a little less sympathetic than my Australian counterparts, who all things considered, treated me with the utmost respect. The officials in Melbourne were pretty empathetic to my situation- I was quite vulnerable as I'd spent the previous 10 days before my flight hospitalised, and there were enough other reasons to assume I was unaware of I was travelling with... Anyway, as I said, long story. Happy ending.

A graphical representation of what would have happened if you had been caught before your flight home.

Lucky man

 

[Rumblah#16]

Why is there a nut in his nutsack?

 

[kaysee]

Hey Man its not Rocket Surgery alright

Incorrectly Capitalising nearly Every Word in a Sentance.

 

[kaysee]

The other week I was housesitting for my parents while they are overseas. I woke up about 1am because the circuit breaker had tripped and set the alarm off. So I disarm the alarm, grab a torch and head out front to the fuse box to see what the deal is.

Thunk. Wind blows the door shut behind me.

I'm standing in the middle of the street in boxers and a tshirt with nothing but a Maglite. Its midweek so every single house is dark. My parents have just moved into the neighbourhood so I know none of the neighbours, or who has a six month old baby that will wake up screaming if I ring the doorbell.

I ended up walking about a block til I found a place with its lights on, was some dude about my age playing computer games who pissed himself laughing when I told him what happened. He let me use his phone to call a cab, which I caught home to my place in my underwear. Couldn't wake my housemate so I had to go round the back with a torch and bang on his window, scared the crap out of him.

Got the spare key from my brother the next morning when he finished work. Moral of the story; don't fix fuses in your jocks without a key.

^ A good "locked out" story.

I was house sitting my Bro's house and dog when I was about 20. Got home after work one evening and went outside to feed the dog with food in hand. The dog wasn't allowed inside and he rushed it as I came out, so I quickly pulled it shut... only way back in is with a key which was inside... D'oh.

With all the windows shut and doors all locked... it was up onto the roof, slide up the roof tiles and in through the man hole for me. Phew.

That in itself isn't too bad... stupid thing is I did EXACTLY the same thing the following night.

 

[woopedazz]

Why is there a nut in his nutsack?

Because he had one of his nuts removed so he only has one now.

 

[jack_mcdonald93]

Incorrectly Capitalising nearly Every Word in a Sentance.

Incorrectly spelling the word sentence? Just sayin'.

 

[Rumblah#16]

Because he had one of his nuts removed so he only has one now.

But he still kinda has two, just not the right sort.

Incorrectly spelling the word sentence? Just sayin'.

Lol'ed hard and left it alone, it's becoming all too easy to be a grammar nazi on BigFooty these days.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

A man has been arrested after allegedly breaking into a city pizza restaurant - and answering the shop's phone.

Police said the man forced open the front doors of the Bank St restaurant just after 12.30am, activating the alarm and alerting a security company monitoring the business.

The security company contacted the police after they rang the restaurant and the man picked up the phone.

A Seaview Downs man, 27, was arrested outside the restaurant for non-aggravated serious criminal trespass and will appear in court at a later date.

 

[Asgardian]

The security company contacted the police after they rang the restaurant and the man picked up the phone.

Maybe he was willing to make a pizza .... for a price?

 

[raskolnikov]

Can't think of anything really stupid that I've done.

Probably the one that comes closest is the day before I was to go overseas I couldn't find my passport. I searched for it frantically to no avail. I ended up going into the city to the passport office and paying a mint load for a new emergency one.

I get on the plane the next day, sit down, relax, open up my book and my lost passport falls out. I had been using it as a bookmark.

 

[Asgardian]

Speeding on Anzac Hwy.

 

[snapper28]

Year 12 and was sitting our HSC exams in Brisbane. We were allowed a two hour break for lunch so a mate and I wondered into the city for some lunch. For some reason we were allowed to wear causal clothes that day and not our uniform. We ended in a run down pub looking for a burger or something. Anyway while we were there they rang a bell and happy hour started. Must of had about 5 - 6 pots of beer in about an hour.

Walking back to the exam my mate offeres me a pipe of bud to smoke. Feeling pretty good after the beers I took a couple of big tokes of it. Feeling even better now!

Anyway back into the exam and about five minutes in the room begins to spin and know I wont make it. Stand up in my chair as you cant raise your hands in the exam and a teacher comes on over. I tell her I am not feeling well and she informs me that I have gone a mighty green colour and should go outside to get some fresh air.

I make outside the hall and heading up the stairs to the toilet and procced to projectile vomit on them. Get to the toilet and chuck up a little more. I can hear teachers on the phone trying to get some cleaners down there asap. I gather myself together and head back down the vomit covered stairs. A teacher pulls me up and escorts me outside. Asks if I have been drinking? I tell him no its just that I have put myself under huge pressure for these exams and the stress got to me. He bought it! Gave me a pat on the back and told me just back in there and do your best. It was multiple choice so when I returned just quickly filled in the paper and went straight home to bed. Still to this day I dont know how I didn't get nailed for that one.

 

[MCE]

A man has been arrested after allegedly breaking into a city pizza restaurant - and answering the shop's phone.

Police said the man forced open the front doors of the Bank St restaurant just after 12.30am, activating the alarm and alerting a security company monitoring the business.

The security company contacted the police after they rang the restaurant and the man picked up the phone.

A Seaview Downs man, 27, was arrested outside the restaurant for non-aggravated serious criminal trespass and will appear in court at a later date.

Aha, so it was you!

 

[Cotchin 9]

Can't think of anything really stupid that I've done.

Probably the one that comes closest is the day before I was to go overseas I couldn't find my passport. I searched for it frantically to no avail. I ended up going into the city to the passport office and paying a mint load for a new emergency one.

I get on the plane the next day, sit down, relax, open up my book and my lost passport falls out. I had been using it as a bookmark.

How much for an emergency one?

 

[Power King]

For me, Its a toss Up I went out clubbing in an elephant suit as a result of a bet I made or going out with a Very Clingy girl who had our kids (Non Existent) named on the first date

So whats the most stupidest thing you've ever done?

If those are at the top of your list then that isn't so bad.

The elephant suit could be played off as gags depending on how you took to the experience, and you could be excused for going on a date with such a girl if she showed no signs of desperation prior.

Urinated in a fully lit nightclub. Lights were on cos because the band playing in the club next door (they were connected) had finished and they were taking their gear out. Got sprung by a large maori security guard who proceeded to drag me through the open club with my wang out, still pissing.

Wouldn't it make more sense to let you finish your piss in order to avoid more areas being sprayed by urine? I wonder what the usual protocl for security is in these situations.

Year 12 and was sitting our HSC exams in Brisbane. We were allowed a two hour break for lunch so a mate and I wondered into the city for some lunch. For some reason we were allowed to wear causal clothes that day and not our uniform. We ended in a run down pub looking for a burger or something. Anyway while we were there they rang a bell and happy hour started. Must of had about 5 - 6 pots of beer in about an hour.

Walking back to the exam my mate offeres me a pipe of bud to smoke. Feeling pretty good after the beers I took a couple of big tokes of it. Feeling even better now!

Anyway back into the exam and about five minutes in the room begins to spin and know I wont make it. Stand up in my chair as you cant raise your hands in the exam and a teacher comes on over. I tell her I am not feeling well and she informs me that I have gone a mighty green colour and should go outside to get some fresh air.

I make outside the hall and heading up the stairs to the toilet and procced to projectile vomit on them. Get to the toilet and chuck up a little more. I can hear teachers on the phone trying to get some cleaners down there asap. I gather myself together and head back down the vomit covered stairs. A teacher pulls me up and escorts me outside. Asks if I have been drinking? I tell him no its just that I have put myself under huge pressure for these exams and the stress got to me. He bought it! Gave me a pat on the back and told me just back in there and do your best. It was multiple choice so when I returned just quickly filled in the paper and went straight home to bed. Still to this day I dont know how I didn't get nailed for that one.

How'd you go in your exam?