Scarborough
Draftee
Two guys from Fremantle died and woke up in hell.
The next day the devil dropped in to check on them and saw them sunbaking by the fire. The devil asked, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"
The two guys replied, "Well, you know, we're from Western Australia, the Golden State, the land of sunshine. We love the heat."
The devil decided that they weren't miserable enough and turned up the heat.
The next morning he popped in again and there they were, still lazily kicking
back, sucking away on a couple of stubbies of Swan.
He asked again, "It's awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel it?"
Again the two guys replied, "Well, like we told ya yesterday, we're from WA,
the Golden State, the land of sunshine. We love the heat."
That got the devil a little steamed up and he decided to fix the two guys.
He cranked the heat up as high as it would go. People were wailing and screaming
everywhere. But when he stopped at the room with the two guys from Fremantle he
found them kicking back in board shorts and thongs, drinking Swan and cooking a
'barbie'.
The devil was astonished. "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two
seem to be enjoying yourselves."
The two Freo lads replied, "Well, ya know, it kind of reminds us of home when the weather's THIS nice."
The devil was absolutely furious and could hardly see straight.
Finally he came up with the answer. Since the two guys loved the heat, he decided to turn off all the heat in hell.
The next morning, the temperature was below zero. Icicles were hanging everywhere; people were shivering so badly that they were unable to do anything but wail, moan and gnash their teeth.
The devil smiled and headed for the room with the two Freo boys. When he got there he found them rugged up in their swannies, mittens and beanies. What's more, NOW they were stamping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men!!!
The devil was dumbfounded. "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now it's freezing cold and you're still happy. What's wrong with you two???"
The Freo lads looked at the devil in surprise, "Well, don't you know? If hell freezes over, it must mean that the Dockers have won the AFL premiership."
The next day the devil dropped in to check on them and saw them sunbaking by the fire. The devil asked, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"
The two guys replied, "Well, you know, we're from Western Australia, the Golden State, the land of sunshine. We love the heat."
The devil decided that they weren't miserable enough and turned up the heat.
The next morning he popped in again and there they were, still lazily kicking
back, sucking away on a couple of stubbies of Swan.
He asked again, "It's awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel it?"
Again the two guys replied, "Well, like we told ya yesterday, we're from WA,
the Golden State, the land of sunshine. We love the heat."
That got the devil a little steamed up and he decided to fix the two guys.
He cranked the heat up as high as it would go. People were wailing and screaming
everywhere. But when he stopped at the room with the two guys from Fremantle he
found them kicking back in board shorts and thongs, drinking Swan and cooking a
'barbie'.
The devil was astonished. "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two
seem to be enjoying yourselves."
The two Freo lads replied, "Well, ya know, it kind of reminds us of home when the weather's THIS nice."
The devil was absolutely furious and could hardly see straight.
Finally he came up with the answer. Since the two guys loved the heat, he decided to turn off all the heat in hell.
The next morning, the temperature was below zero. Icicles were hanging everywhere; people were shivering so badly that they were unable to do anything but wail, moan and gnash their teeth.
The devil smiled and headed for the room with the two Freo boys. When he got there he found them rugged up in their swannies, mittens and beanies. What's more, NOW they were stamping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men!!!
The devil was dumbfounded. "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now it's freezing cold and you're still happy. What's wrong with you two???"
The Freo lads looked at the devil in surprise, "Well, don't you know? If hell freezes over, it must mean that the Dockers have won the AFL premiership."
