Who has the stupidest/strangest name in Footy?

[shibz_1989]

Leuenberger.

Sounds like a cheese.

Ahaha...sounds like a burger too

 

[H2F]

Caroline

Never knew a man could be called Caroline.

Darren is also a strange name, although it is fairly gay and suits Goldspink, I think he looks more like Pee Wee or a Sherman ...

 

[bomberclifford]

Tarkyn is an odd name.
It should be spelled Tarquin.

... Hansel or Rapunzel would be considered odd if it was a footballers first name.

He's so hot right now.

 

[jnash196]

Djaran Whyman
Jayden Attard

Willie Dick

 

[The Flying Belgian]

Leuenberger.

Sounds like a cheese.

Gonna be good when it matures though.

 

[old_clint]

Shirley and Vince.

 

[Cockney Nutter]

Jude Bolton

Say it ten times.

Jude Bolton
Jude Bolton
Jude Bolton
Jude Bolton
Jude Bolton
Jude Bolton
Jude Bolton
Jude Bolton
Jude Bolton
Jude Bolton

This really shits me. Why do commentators have to say his full name, why not just say 'Bolton'. Makes Sydney games unwatchable.

Jude Bolton

 

[FieryNayta]

After reading about Essendon player and son of former reasonably good but grossly over rated Essendon player and pathetically poor special comments man Tim.
"Head"Jobe Watson.I was wondering who else you can think of that has a pretty ridiculous name apart from Tarkyn Lockyer and Alipate Carlisle on top of Jobe Watson?

Thats the one, the worst name in the league. Not OVERLY wierd, but it just sounds like the name of a rich little private schoolboy. Its just...tacky

 

[HBF]

Digby Morrell

 

[jacko57]

Derr-wayne Russell.

 

[mikben]

Any one who believes anything writen in a book 2007 years ago is surely stupid.

It's called HISTORY pal.......

 

[Cheeseman]

Clayton
Benet
Antoni
Des
Garrick
Calib
Chance
Kasey
Callum
Lindsay
Jace
Lynden
Byron

Chew me *******, thats MY name

P.S: Its not uncommon in Scotland

 

[Silvagnis]

Hamish McIntosh - should be playing rugby for Scotland with that name.
Bryce.
Marc.
Nafun.

Nothing stupid about Aisake, Setanta, Heritier and Bachar when you take into account the player's background. Alwyn is a stupid name whilst Lindsay and Courtenay/Courtney are chick's names.

Jed.
Calib.
Garrick Ibbotson.

 

[DapperDon]

Matthew
John
Simon
Nathan
Nick

oh, you want non western names

 

[You Beauty!]

Has to be the pie goldsack

 

[conVINCEd]

We've got a Colm, a Cheynee, a Jed, and a Rhan.

Do they call him 'Dick'?

 

[conVINCEd]

Jude Bolton

This really shits me. Why do commentators have to say his full name, why not just say 'Bolton'.

You being serious?

 

[Metallica_Man]

Chew me *******, thats MY name

P.S: Its not uncommon in Scotland

lol sorry
i was just writing names that were unique to me, ones i hadnt heard before

 

[Cheeseman]

lol sorry
i was just writing names that were unique to me, ones i hadnt heard before

hehehe all good mate, I rarely see it written anywhere, it caught my eye.

 

[ImperialPurple]

Garrick Ibbotson.

You'd be dark on your parents wouldn't ya? As if Ibbotson isn't odd enough, they bloody went and lobbed Garrick on him.

 

[Hollow Knight]

Fixter is a weird name.

 

[trueblue_91]

For a first name "chance" Bateman is a litllre strange

and brad "dick" what was his family thinking?

 

[whattagun07]

Not sure when it was written ?But I know they update the version every hundred years or so.I bet the story has changed a hell of a lot from the first print.

how dare you criticise people for their religious beliefs.
who the **** do you think you are

 

[DarwinRoo]

Jobe is a biblical name, dont really sound how its stupid

Macks Rooke, only coz the ****** changed it

You might be talking about the book of Job.

 

[juddy_Like]

Josh Wooden.

How the hell this blokes name hasnt been laughed at for ten years beats me.