Banter Who will be better in 2024? Carlton or Collingwood? Part 2

[Arr0w]

And like clockwork, 20 year thingie

Who will be better in 2024? Carlton or Collingwood?

 

[JustaBattler]

I hereby award Carlton the June Premiership!

(Which may be their most significant achievement in more the two decades).

It is only a game and some minor percentage above your #ledbykidGOAT team Fudgey - no need to concede June yet!

 

[Fadge]

It is only a game and some minor percentage above your #ledbykidGOAT team Fudgey - no need to concede June yet!

All good.

Carlton can have the June premiership.

Give them something to celebrate... it's been a fair drought.

 

[JustaBattler]

All good.

Carlton can have the June premiership.

Give them something to celebrate... it's been a fair drought.

but it is YOU making claims Fudgester - not one Crlton poster has made any claims about premierships- it is you and your silly wobbler mates ( wots left of them) that make these nuffie posts - really low level banter if that is what you want to call it...

LIFT FFS!

 

[Worm4]

Looks like you are here on your own Fadge. You've been abandoned by your very own. I'm sure you will get through this stage of your life ok

 

[Blues177]

I actually would like to know how many of our Carlton friends have seen a flag?

I know Arrow has seen 13 but I’m not too sure about the others!

6, earliest one I remember is when we kicked a record GF score…my username.

 

[beerbandit]

You don't have to answer to any Collingwood flogs here mate.

Well wouldn’t be much of a banter thread then would it knackerbags!

 

[TeeJay Blue]

WTF is a 'cake walk'

Gawd. Blimey.

 

[Madblue]

6, earliest one I remember is when we kicked a record GF score…my username.

Blues have won 8 flags while ive been around and been to seven of them.

You ???

 

[beerbandit]

And like clockwork, 20 year thingie

Who will be better in 2024? Carlton or Collingwood?

Collingwood

 

[beerbandit]

Finish top4 and you are in a QF and are right in the thick of it.

Still plenty of season left, but Baggers look to have jumped clear of the pack and along with the Swans should have a home QF unless they shit the bed.

I would love Carlton in a QF at the G.

 

[beerbandit]

Blues have won 8 flags while ive been around and been to seven of them.

You ???

I’ve been to 3 Pies flags.

Funny, the way you blokes post I could of sworn the majority of you were in your 20s and hadn’t seen any.

Turns out you are all dinosaurs and were here when Adam made love to Eve

 

[Worm4]

I’ve been to 3 Pies flags.

Funny, the way you blokes post I could of sworn the majority of you were in your 20s and hadn’t seen any.

Turns out you are all dinosaurs and were here when Adam made love to Eve

All those 20yo kids, they aren't on bigfooty.

 

[Worm4]

I would love Carlton in a QF at the G.

What if curnow got 6 soft free kicks directly in front of goal - would you love that ?

 

[JD888]

I would love Carlton in a QF at the Gabba

 

[Fadge]

What if curnow got 6 soft free kicks directly in front of goal - would you love that ?

You've still got a fair bit to learn about finals footy, don't you?

 

[Blues177]

Blues have won 8 flags while ive been around and been to seven of them.

You ???

Replied to me in error?

 

[beerbandit]

What if curnow got 6 soft free kicks directly in front of goal - would you love that ?

Don’t think it would matter, Carlton is a lay down misere for Collingwood.

Last 20 games H2H

• Coll 16
• Carl 4

Would love playing you blokes come finals,

 

[South of the Yarra]

What if curnow got 6 soft free kicks directly in front of goal - would you love that ?

I would, it means we win by 6 goals instead of 12. Makes it more interesting

 

[beerbandit]

What if curnow got 6 soft free kicks directly in front of goal - would you love that ?

And what if Daicos got 35 UP and dropped the ball 3 times in a tackle in front of your goals? Would you love that ?

 

[doppleganger]

Don’t think it would matter, Carlton is a lay down misere for Collingwood.

Last 20 games H2H

• Coll 16
• Carl 4

Would love playing you blokes come finals,

Keep it to 2024, like the thread.

Pies have a 100% record against the Baggers in 2024.

A QF against the Blueshakes would be a dream scenario.

They have nobody who can stop GOATcos.

 

[beerbandit]

Keep it to 2024, like the thread.

Pies have a 100% record against the Baggers in 2024.

A QF against the Blueshakes would be a dream scenario.

They have nobody who can stop GOATcos.

Yes I agree , GOATcos would lick his GOAT lips at the prospect of Carlton

 

[Fadge]

Yes I agree , GOATcos would lick his GOAT lips at the prospect of Carlton

Not to mention 40 year old Pendles taking care of Cripps, leaving Walsh to have his 30 possessions with 25 clangers.

 

[beerbandit]

The best thing about 2024 is Carlton are red hot and playing as good as they can and currently sit 2nd

Collingwood have played shit, have half a side out on the park and the improvement to come is a reality and currently sit 3rd.

 

[Chism]

Not to mention 40 year old Pendles taking care of Cripps, leaving Walsh to have his 30 possessions with 25 clangers.

Watching fairy floss GOATcos shirk 20 body contests would also be great viewing. One can only imagine if he was playing this game 20yrs ago and his dry cleaner bill would be astronomical regarding his blown out jocks as he shits himself whenever a physical contest comes close to him.

One day he may even take a mark that is not 30m in the clear or even has someone on him!

Netball is something right up his alley for this squib.