Banter Who will be better in 2024? Carlton or Collingwood? Part 2

[Arr0w]

Hearing goatie sat down with umpires to determine what he needs to do for more frees

Response was to stop squibbing and avoid running over the boundary line with ball in hand

 

[Neese]

I come in here again and Fadge still arguing the same crap.

Exit stage right.

 

[Fadge]

I come in here again and Fadge still arguing the same crap.

Exit stage right.

Who are you?

 

[carlton_99]

Keep tying yourself in knots and comparing apples with oranges.

It's cute.

Says the one using totals to compare players that have played different numbers of games...

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Fudgey wudgey and his abacus. Never fails to blow the mind

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Will we be hearing about umpire favoritism from Fudgey when Cripps wins the Brownlow this year? Given Nicky still can't seem to handle a tag and the rest of his team are collapsing around him it's not looking good for little Nicky boy

 

[HeathySure]

Will we be hearing about umpire favoritism from Fudgey when Cripps wins the Brownlow this year? Given Nicky still can't seem to handle a tag and the rest of his team are collapsing around him it's not looking good for little Nicky boy

at least Nicky has an excuse for not being as damaging as usual with the tag, what's Walsh's excuse?

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

at least Nicky has an excuse for not being as damaging as usual with the tag, what's Walsh's excuse?

Tell us you haven't watched a Carlton game recently without telling us that you haven't watched a Carlton game recently...

 

[Arr0w]

at least Nicky has an excuse for not being as damaging as usual with the tag, what's Walsh's excuse?

Ah yes, this new revolutionary tactic called "The Tag", where no other player in the history of the game has ever had to endure such an act

 

[HeathySure]

Tell us you haven't watched a Carlton game recently without telling us that you haven't watched a Carlton game recently...

I have watched them play lol He has been horrible and you cannot deny it. I will give you a tip, you can become premium and change your name to something more relevant like Crippsisnotbad and it saves you the embarrassment of having to carry around your moniker in BigFooty all the time.

 

[Arr0w]

I have watched them play lol He has been horrible and you cannot deny it. I will give you a tip, you can become premium and change your name to something more relevant like Crippsisnotbad and it saves you the embarrassment of having to carry around your moniker in BigFooty all the time.

Says the poster that has a GWS player as a moniker of a username

 

[HeathySure]

Says the poster that has a GWS player as a moniker of a username

A true goat of the game

 

[Arr0w]

lol The oppositions game plan is solely stop Naicos because he is so good, he has already half worked it out, he just needs to learn to

Perhaps if he does, he can speak about this new tactic with players of the past and future that will never endure such an act

 

[HeathySure]

Ah yes, this new revolutionary tactic called "The Tag", where no other player in the history of the game has ever had to endure such an act

The difference being that the game plan of every opposition team is to stop Naicos at all costs because he is that good.

 

[Arr0w]

A true goat of the game

Ummm, sure

 

[Arr0w]

The difference being that the game plan of every opposition team is to stop Naicos at all costs because he is that good.

Yes, yes, no other player has ever had to deal with such an act

 

[Neese]

Who are you?

Neese

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

The difference being that the game plan of every opposition team is to stop Naicos at all costs because he is that good.

Hold up... Explain to me why half the teams this year have just let him run free then? Given every opposition team is only focusing on stopping Nicky?

 

[carlton_99]

The difference being that the game plan of every opposition team is to stop Naicos at all costs because he is that good.

If true it sounds like what teams would do when coming up against a one-man team...

 

[carlton_99]

I have watched them play lol He has been horrible and you cannot deny it. I will give you a tip, you can become premium and change your name to something more relevant like Crippsisnotbad and it saves you the embarrassment of having to carry around your moniker in BigFooty all the time.

You should let the coaches know who keep giving him coaches votes. Third in coaches votes per game behind Heeney and Daicos...

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

I have watched them play lol He has been horrible and you cannot deny it. I will give you a tip, you can become premium and change your name to something more relevant like Crippsisnotbad and it saves you the embarrassment of having to carry around your moniker in BigFooty all the time.

Don't worry, I'm waiting for the prodigal son Cody Walker to join the league before I change it to CodyistheGOAT. He'll be running rings around little Nicky by the time he turns 18, only difference being he's actually known for getting a hard ball or two as well!

 

[Fadge]

You should let the coaches know who keep giving him coaches votes every game. Third in coaches votes per game behind Heeney and Daicos...

See, this is why we don't work with averages...

The more games one plays, the more difficult it is to maintain an unusually high average.

This time last week Walsh was ahead of Daicos in 'average coaches votes'....

Coaches votes, free kicks to forwards, etc...

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

See, this is why we don't work with averages...

The more games one plays, the more difficult it is to maintain an unusually high average.

This time last week Walsh was ahead of Daicos in 'average coaches votes'....

Coaches votes, free kicks to forwards, etc...

And this week big Crippa could be leading poor little Nicky in the votes on his way to securing another Brownlow. Nicky will have to settle for another Fadgelow!

 

[carlton_99]

See, this is why we don't work with averages...

The more games one plays, the more difficult it is to maintain an unusually high average.

This might be the most bizarre maths-related statement I have ever heard.

You have also proven why averages SHOULD be used with your second statement. Because with an increasing sample size the outlier results get smoothed out and you get a truer sense of the real result (i.e., the average).

 

[Fadge]

And this week big Crippa could be leading poor little Nicky in the votes on his way to securing another Brownlow. Nicky will have to settle for another Fadgelow!

You guys really do spend a lot of time 'imagining', don't you?

I guess that's all you've has for more than two decades...