Banter Who will be better in 2025? Carlton or Collingwood Part 5

[Fadge]

Probably 5 % neutrals, 95% pie supporters out of that 30%

Should we do a fact check?

 

[Scritchyscroony]

Thanks for your wise contributions as usual, Falcon.

Now go back to celebrating the only win you're going to see your team have in 2025.

How many aliases does this guy have? Reminds me of Bucksboys from the Pies board. Similar posting style too

 

[Worm4]

Should we do a fact check?

How did you go ?

 

[Fadge]

How did you go ?

You were wrong.

Obviously.

 

[Sweeetleftfoot]

I just read a stat that amazes me.

Cripps has more Brownlows than N Daicos has contested marks. Just think about that for sec.

So enough with the N Daicos GOAT talk, he ain’t even the best player in the comp now. He’s peaked already and won’t play in a flag again.

How many contested marks did the 2023 Brownlow medalist have for that year? I bet you’d take him as a player.

 

[Corn Cobbers]

How many contested marks did the 2023 Brownlow medalist have for that year? I bet you’d take him as a player.

Imagine winning a Brownlow without taking a contested mark what is the world coming to?

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[Worm4]

You were wrong.

Obviously.

What were the actual proportions ?

 

[MisterMarcus]

Thanks for your wise contributions as usual, Falcon.

Now go back to celebrating the only win you're going to see your team have in 2025.

I love how he forgot to pretend to be a neutral supporter this time.

 

[JustEatIt]

How many contested marks did the 2023 Brownlow medalist have for that year? I bet you’d take him as a player.

Did he debut and retire in 2023?

We are talking careers here. And Daicos hasn’t even won a Brownlow yet. Bit of an own goal there.

 

[JustaBattler]

None of us really give a shit what number he is in the AFL rankings. Brownlows have really propelled Carlton to glory recently. Hopefully he’s ranked number 17 this year and other players carry the load and Cripps wins another Brownlow because he’s got **** all help as usual

When some DH uses the phrase "....dont give a sh*t.." you know they are constipated and angry and full of sh*t.


Just sayin

 

[Cyclops]

Cripps would've snagged the 3 votes for his effort against Richmond, surely? On his way to another Brownlow.

And he'd have a few Carlton Copelands too wouldn't he? Another one this year again.

While it looks selfish, he's actually a superb team player: when you are the team, I guess the individual awards follow and a zillion second tier awards go so small way to filling the hole where he would put his premiership medallion if he had one.

I'll be mightily pissed off if Carlton flub their season AGAIN, Cripps deserves to play in a Grand Final.

It's not over Blues, you owe it to Cripps to rebound.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

What was the Pies % after their first game this season again?

 

[Fadge]

What was the Pies % after their first game this season again?

No, you're right.

Nothing to be concerned about at Carlton....

 

[JustaBattler]

How much start for Carlton tonight COllingfloggers?

 

[JustaBattler]

Cripps would've snagged the 3 votes for his effort against Richmond, surely? On his way to another Brownlow.

And he'd have a few Carlton Copelands too wouldn't he? Another one this year again.

While it looks selfish, he's actually a superb team player: when you are the team, I guess the individual awards follow and a zillion second tier awards go so small way to filling the hole where he would put his premiership medallion if he had one.

I'll be mightily pissed off if Carlton flub their season AGAIN, Cripps deserves to play in a Grand Final.

It's not over Blues, you owe it to Cripps to rebound.

If you ask nicely I bet Crippa would send you a poster of himself cuddling a teddy bear in his jocks. You can hang it up next to teh kidGoAt's poster where he is doing the same wearing his nappy.

 

[CarmenSandiego]

If you ask nicely I bet Crippa would send you a poster of himself cuddling a teddy bear in his jocks. You can hang it up next to teh kidGoAt's poster where he is doing the same wearing his nappy.

I think these blokes would sooner have a poster of their fearless leader Fadge in his Carlton jocks on their bedroom wall.

Kinda cute really.

 

[Cyclops]

I'd be proud to have Cripps in my side. Dunno why you think about teddy bears or nappies, show some class. How about you get him into a Grand Final like he deserves, instead of surrounding him with spineless flogs?

 

[JustaBattler]

I'd be proud to have Cripps in my side. Dunno why you think about teddy bears or nappies, show some class. How about you get him into a Grand Final like he deserves, instead of surrounding him with spineless flogs?

wakey wakey sunshine I dont play for Carlton and you don't play for Collingwood you have as much responsibility and share in Collingwoods fkery on field as I have with Carlton's - add them both together and multiply by a gazillion and it adds up to Fudgees numerical capability...

for clarity and in case you you are a typical toofless feral - that is zero nothing nada...

but I thought my nappy comparison was both apt, to teh point funny and extremely likely to ruffle your delicate feathers !

Credit where credit where credit is due. FFS!!

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

No, you're right.

Nothing to be concerned about at Carlton....

Way to answer the question

 

[Dtennent94]

wakey wakey sunshine I dont play for Carlton and you don't play for Collingwood you have as much responsibility and share in Collingwoods fkery on field as I have with Carlton's - add them both together and multiply by a gazillion and it adds up to Fudgees numerical capability...

for clarity and in case you you are a typical toofless feral - that is zero nothing nada...

but I thought my nappy comparison was both apt, to teh point funny and extremely likely to ruffle your delicate feathers !

Credit where credit where credit is due. FFS!!

Carlton’s mediocrity reflects directly on you.

 

[JustaBattler]

Carlton’s mediocrity reflects directly on you.

Probably the dumbest comment any toofless flogerry type post made all day - well done.

 

[Dtennent94]

Probably the dumbest comment any toofless flogerry type post made all day - well done.

If someone’s choice of political party or religion or lifestyle choices reflects who they are, then why not the football club they choose to spend their time, headspace, emotions and probably money on?

Like those other things, you are allowed to change which team you give yourself to.

You give Carlton your devotion and what do they give you? Looks like an abusive relationship from the outside.

EDIT: Sorry, this is probably too real to be considered “banter”.

 

[Fadge]

If someone’s choice of political party or religion or lifestyle choices reflects who they are, then why not the football club they choose to spend their time, headspace, emotions and probably money on?

Like those other things, you are allowed to change which team you give yourself to.

You give Carlton your devotion and what do they give you? Looks like an abusive relationship from the outside.

It's what they do when the inevitable realisation that they're gonna be shite again this year sets in.

'You don't play for Collingwood, and noone at Collingwood would even know who you are...'

'I've got more going on in my life than the performance of my football team...'

And they've already gone down that path after round 1.

 

[Pistol Night]

Probably the dumbest comment any toofless flogerry type post made all day - well done.

Good to see your shit talking arsenal has withered down to toofless. Really groundbreaking insults. Try and work some Centrelink in to really make us slap our knees. Certainly makes a nice distraction from dealing with the reality of how your teams going I guess

 

[JustaBattler]

If someone’s choice of political party or religion or lifestyle choices reflects who they are, then why not the football club they choose to spend their time, headspace, emotions and probably money on?

Like those other things, you are allowed to change which team you give yourself to.

You give Carlton your devotion and what do they give you? Looks like an abusive relationship from the outside.