Banter Who will be Better in 2025, Collingwood or Carlton? Part 4

[Worm4]

Be careful - you have to be very specific with your contract terms with this cohort.

For example - the avatar changes and posts have to be made immediately after the season, and the poster can't go into hiding for 6 months after the season finishes...

Like , you're in a position to set the terms of a bet when not involved.......

 

[Worm4]

Yep, sounds like they're running for the hills - a lot of false bravado amongst the Ubershizen Bloosers posters.

You win the award for the most ironic post of the day, or week, or month, or even year . Take your pick

 

[Worm4]

be fair, just higher/lower on home and away

It's a fair bet - fadge is of the opinion that only Richmond will finish below Carlton. When challenged, he "ran for the hills"

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

I can give those stats to you.

Cerra: 119 in 129 games.
Cox: 42 in 129 games.
Frampton: 12 in 58 games.

Now here are the averages:
Cerra: 0.92
Cox: 0.33
Frampton: 0.21

Our superstar Cerra is the best, and that comes as no surprise to anyone with a functioning brain.

But but but... I thought there were only 6 players at Carlton who have better careers than one of the most useless traffic cones to ever grace an AFL field...

42 coaches votes in 129 games What a hero!

 

[Pistol Night]

Given you've got 3 against one there I feel its a little unfair... If you find 2 other Pieheads from this thread such as Scritchyscroony Corn Cobbers Fadge Pistol Night etc to be on the other side of the wager I'm willing to accept. Depends on what the others say however...

Please don’t ask me to comprehend this let alone participate. Are all you changing are avatars if you lose? Fadgey hasn’t even got one. It’s like racing for pink slips and then running a quarter mile. **** Walsh and Daicos, make it interesting. The loser puts a photo of Trump with a love heart around it and hits the main board like a proud MAGA disciple

 

[Pistol Night]

It's a fair bet - fadge is of the opinion that only Richmond will finish below Carlton. When challenged, he "ran for the hills"

Mad bastard. Could have just put his phone down. He’s taking this seriously

 

[Pistol Night]

Exactly

I could post their career average too, but Cerra is destroying them in that regard as well. Way better player.

I would hope so. They’re our 2 shittest players and they’ve still got you searching for stats to back it up

 

[JustaBattler]

Please don’t ask me to comprehend this let alone participate. Are all you changing are avatars if you lose? Fadgey hasn’t even got one. It’s like racing for pink slips and then running a quarter mile. **** Walsh and Daicos, make it interesting. The loser puts a photo of Albanese or Dutton with a love heart around it and hits the main board like a proud MAGA disciple

Aussie RuLeZ m7

 

[Pistol Night]

Aussie RuLeZ m7

Pauline Hanson

 

[doppleganger]

I would hope so. They’re our 2 shittest players and they’ve still got you searching for stats to back it up

It is what makes Mason so good.

Our 20th something player, who has stood up multiple times and impacted big finals.

Carlton would love to have a proven key forward who could kick 3 goals in a quarter in a final.

 

[Corn Cobbers]

It is what makes Mason so good.

Our 20th something player, who has stood up multiple times and impacted big finals.

Carlton would love to have a proven key forward who could kick 3 goals in a quarter in a final.

They're called "role players" at Carlton but at other clubs these are the guys that win you big games, finals and flags

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[Arr0w]

Imagine hanging your hat on a player like Cox, heading into 2025

I guess he did help the Pies get south of the border, from his native land

 

[Pistol Night]

Imagine hanging your hat on a player like Cox, heading into 2025

I guess he did help the Pies get south of the border, from his native land

Be too tall to hang it on effectively. Although it would leave ample room for coats and a shoe rack at the base. Any of your blokes capable of being occasional furniture? He changes all the smoke alarm batteries at the club for free too. What an inspiration

 

[Corn Cobbers]

Be too tall to hang it on effectively. Although it would leave ample room for coats and a shoe rack at the base. Any of your blokes capable of being occasional furniture? He changes all the smoke alarm batteries at the club for free too. What an inspiration

He's got more finals highlights than the whole of Carlton's squad combined, what a champion

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[Arr0w]

Be too tall to hang it on effectively. Although it would leave ample room for coats and a shoe rack at the base. Any of your blokes capable of being occasional furniture? He changes all the smoke alarm batteries at the club for free too. What an inspiration

Might employ him to paint my ceilings

 

[Pistol Night]

Might employ him to paint my ceilings

Clean your gutters, change any blown globes. He really is a diverse individual. As long as shit is up high

 

[Worm4]

Clean your gutters, change any blown globes. He really is a diverse individual. As long as shit is up high

Is he available for children's parties ?

 

[Fadge]

I can give those stats to you.

Cerra: 119 in 129 games.
Cox: 42 in 129 games.
Frampton: 12 in 58 games.

Now here are the averages:
Cerra: 0.92
Cox: 0.33
Frampton: 0.21

Our superstar Cerra is the best, and that comes as no surprise to anyone with a functioning brain.

Where can you easily see coaches votes per player without going through each game on the AFLCA website?

I want to do some analysis.

 

[Pistol Night]

Is he available for children's parties ?

Sure. But hes known as Magpie Mason and not Big Cox when in attendance for legal reasons. How many of your mates are coming Wormy? Do you want him to supply balloons and a pinata or has your Mum sorted it? He can fold a balloon into a premiership cup for you.

 

[Fadge]

He's got more finals highlights than the whole of Carlton's squad combined, what a champion

Indeed.

And more goals in finals than Charlie and Harry combined, despite spending large amounts of finals games in the ruck.

Oh my.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Indeed.

And more goals in finals than Charlie and Harry combined, despite spending large amounts of finals games in the ruck.

Oh my.

Has more finals highlights than a player who won an award for being the best finals player... Seems unlikely

 

[Pistol Night]

Indeed.

And more goals in finals than Charlie and Harry combined, despite spending large amounts of finals games in the ruck.

Oh my.

So you're telling me a 7 foot American that cant see for shit is more valuable than 2 Coleman medalists? Next you'll try and tell me we got a Norm Smith medalist for a couple of picks in the 40s. Nonsense

 

[Fadge]

Has more finals highlights than a player who won an award for being the best finals player... Seems unlikely

It's what happens when you do it over multiple years, in bigger games, against better teams, as opposed to limiting your finals highlights to a single season Elimination Final, Semi Final and Preliminary Final where your team was completely outclassed for 80% of the game.

 

[Pistol Night]

Has more finals highlights than a player who won an award for being the best finals player... Seems unlikely

And yet, somehow likely. Walsh is a gun no doubt but he didn't bend Rance and Richmond over in front of 90k and **** their 4peat up. Dont ask me for more, i haven't thought this through

 

[Worm4]

Indeed.

And more goals in finals than Charlie and Harry combined, despite spending large amounts of finals games in the ruck.

Oh my.

Who has the better goal to game ratio in finals ? Asking for a friend