Banter Who will be Better in 2025, Collingwood or Carlton? Part 4

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Who will be better in 2025

  • Collingwood

    Votes: 102 51.3%
  • Carlton

    Votes: 97 48.7%

  • Total voters
    199

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Newman hasn't performed well in finals then?

Go look at the stats for the 2023 finals. Newman is arguably in our Top 3 players every single final. He is consistent, and I'd argue even in the top 3 best of each final. You are giving a terrible read on this one. Way better career output if we base it on week to week basis, and I'd say even better in finals.

A complete joke you placed him in the borderline category when he is one of our best all year round
Cox playing 1 good finals game all the way in 2018 is nothing notworthy.

Newman definitely with the better career output and unlike Cox, in the best across the season as well.
Yep, real laughter....
 
There's only one poster who has enough analytical nous to award the Fadgelow, and it ain't you.
I think you have forgotten that Nick was the initial recipient of the Fadgelow. It's purpose is to award a trophy to players who actually don't win recognised AFL sanctioned awards, designed by me.
Go create you own little award ceremony somewhere else, but for now, the Fadgelow , and I will now include the Fudgelow, belong to me
 
I think you have forgotten that Nick was the initial recipient of the Fadgelow. It's purpose is to award a trophy to players who actually don't win recognised AFL sanctioned awards, designed by me.
Go create you own little award ceremony somewhere else, but for now, the Fadgelow , and I will now include the Fudgelow, belong to me
Sorry, any term inclusive of 'Fadge' has already been trademarked by me, and I have since been using it to highlight who the best player across a full season (including finals) is.

2023 - N. Daicos
2024 - I. Heeney

But of course a Carlton supporter would award Curnow the '2024 Forwards Fadgelow', despite finishing 12 goals short of the Coleman Medal winner, who was also a player who had two big finals games...
 
Sorry, any term inclusive of 'Fadge' has already been trademarked by me, and I have since been using it to highlight who the best player across a full season (including finals) is.

2023 - N. Daicos
2024 - I. Heeney

But of course a Carlton supporter would award Curnow the '2024 Forwards Fadgelow', despite finishing 12 goals short of the Coleman Medal winner, who was also a player who had two big finals games...
Stop riding the coat tails.
You know damn well why I dubbed the award "the fadgelow"
Heeney can't win it he wasn't even eligible. Got rubbed out fair and square.
 
I think you have forgotten that Nick was the initial recipient of the Fadgelow. It's purpose is to award a trophy to players who actually don't win recognised AFL sanctioned awards, designed by me.
Go create you own little award ceremony somewhere else, but for now, the Fadgelow , and I will now include the Fudgelow, belong to me
You're a strange little man Worm. Last i checked premierships were AFL sanctioned. ANZAC medals. Rising Stars. I'm making a new award too. The Sandlow. Nick has deposited that much sand in Carlton supporters vaginas that hes accepted his Sandlow for 2025 already for excellence in being able to deposit tons of the shit in orifices everywhere without even knowing it. Marvelous effort that
 
Stop riding the coat tails.
You know damn well why I dubbed the award "the fadgelow"
Heeney can't win it he wasn't even eligible. Got rubbed out fair and square.
Suspended players are eligible for the Fadgelow.

It is awarded to the best and most influential player across a season, regardless of injury or suspension.

My award, my rules.
 

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You're a strange little man Worm. Last i checked premierships were AFL sanctioned. ANZAC medals. Rising Stars. I'm making a new award too. The Sandlow. Nick has deposited that much sand in Carlton supporters vaginas that hes accepted his Sandlow for 2025 already for excellence in being able to deposit tons of the shit in orifices everywhere without even knowing it. Marvelous effort that
I think you dirty birders have sucked up all teh sand in your vaginas - over Charlie Curnow mate. Makes sense though since he pretty much ended the myth about your ( cough cough) Captain being a superstar and shamed your B&W striped brigade into nonsense posting since.

As ususal Carlton does it betta.
 
Suspended players are eligible for the Fadgelow.

It is awarded to the best and most influential player across a season, regardless of injury or suspension.

My award, my rules.
Fudge u didn't come up with it... It was made by Carlton fans in honor of ur delusional claims Nicky was the best player in the league despite not winning any major individual awards in 2023.

The honor of awarding it rests solely with us, not ur brain rotted scone.
 
Fudge u didn't come up with it... It was made by Carlton fans in honor of ur delusional claims Nicky was the best player in the league despite not winning any major individual awards in 2023.

The honor of awarding it rests solely with us, not ur brain rotted scone.
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I think you dirty birders have sucked up all teh sand in your vaginas - over Charlie Curnow mate. Makes sense though since he pretty much ended the myth about your ( cough cough) Captain being a superstar and shamed your B&W striped brigade into nonsense posting since.

As ususal Carlton does it betta.
Was that two months before Collingwood went on to win the 2023 AFL Premiership?

What a sick burn. Carlton beat Collingwood in a dead rubber for Collingwood, after we'd already secured our top 2 spot, and went on to win the flag two months later....

Well done, Carlton!
 
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