At least they're a propper club.
The Crows are nothing other than a commercial entity, invented by Melbourne advertising executive, to fleece the less intelligent amongst South Australians.
The only way they can compete is through relying on the AFL providing them with the Softest draw in the League. The AFL does this to give some of the denser South Australians the impression that their 'club' is competetive so they continue to turn up and be fleeced.
The AFL knows that the attendance numbers of Crows supporters becomes almost non existent when they aren't being conned into believing their side is competitive. This is because Crows supporters are as fickle and disloyal as they are stupid.
Quoted for truth. It's really refreshing.