Werewolf You can take this job... and restaff it werewolf

[myblueroan]

I just went to the janitors room and someone has been fiddling with the bleach.

What exactly were you doing in janitor's room?
Can I see some ID please Mr Maverick?

 

[Gralin]

No, the office floor is a mess. Loads of chunder, I wanted to clean it up. Somebody had a few too many.

It's times like this I prefer working from home

 

[thewizardmelon]

No, the office floor is a mess. Loads of chunder, I wanted to clean it up. Somebody had a few too many.

Oh that was Janet’s going away party. She’s having a baby or something. I think most of us were drinking because we’re finally rid of losing her for a year

 

[MP_]

I've done a COVID test and I'm fine.

Are you up to date with your boosters

 

[MarcMaverick]

What exactly were you doing in janitor's room?
Can I see some ID please Mr Maverick?

Real question is where is the janitor?

 

[MarcMaverick]

It's times like this I prefer working from home

No water cooler talk WFH, though.

 

[Nothing]

Are you up to date with your boosters

As long as I don't need to provide anything, then yes.

 

[MarcMaverick]

Oh that was Janet’s going away party. She’s having a baby or something. I think most of us were drinking because we’re finally rid of losing her for a year

Ah that explains it, knew her on and off. We had a different roster at times.

 

[Nothing]

Are you up to date with your boosters

Also, that sounds suspiciously like a question that HR would ask.

 

[MP_]

Also, that sounds suspiciously like a question that HR would ask.

You’re starting to sound like a cooker

 

[Bluelegs]

Who do I have to urinate on to get a role in these games?

You could host a game and give yourself a role. That would be a fun twist.

 

[dogs105]

BEaston
MC Bad Genius
Pie 4 Life
dogs105
DemurePrincess

In please

 

[Bluelegs]

Are we going to hold the lynch result via teams or zoom.

PS that would actually be really cool

Would love a massive Zoom call with all the players and Jmoo trying in vain to get people to engage.

 

[myblueroan]

In please

 

[BFew]

Probably won't be long before HR comes up with something pointless like
Nothing you have been selected for a random drug and alcohol test.
MarcMaverick. No pets larger than your hand in the workplace pls.

HR must be on a team building offsite.
I bet they daren't walk the floor when they return lest anyone smell the alcohol on their breath.

Then again, it is Monday. So they are probably all on an RDO

 

[Nothing]

Probably won't be long before HR comes up with something pointless like
Nothing you have been selected for a random drug and alcohol test.

On a completely unrelated note, can someone pee in a jar for me?

 

[thewizardmelon]

Probably won't be long before HR comes up with something pointless like
Nothing you have been selected for a random drug and alcohol test.
MarcMaverick. No pets larger than your hand in the workplace pls.

HR must be on a team building offsite.
I bet they daren't walk the floor when they return lest anyone smell the alcohol on their breath.

Then again, it is Monday. So they are probably all on an RDO

Wait, you guys don’t have RDO’s and go into the office on Mondays?

My Monday is on the golf course, I mean uh, from the home office cold calling.

 

[dank420_]

On a completely unrelated note, can someone pee in a jar for me?

sorry bro I'm empty

 

[BFew]

First person to post a YouTube video of Boomtown Rats "I don't like Mondays" today, might be the serial killer or in any one of the Good or Evil roles.

Or just a good, fake, or very naughty employee, contractor, labour hire, volunteer, intern, or just a student on work experience.

Please tell me why I don't like Bob Geldof?

 

[MarcMaverick]

Probably won't be long before HR comes up with something pointless like
Nothing you have been selected for a random drug and alcohol test.
MarcMaverick. No pets larger than your hand in the workplace pls.

HR must be on a team building offsite.
I bet they daren't walk the floor when they return lest anyone smell the alcohol on their breath.

Then again, it is Monday. So they are probably all on an RDO

That would cause more problems for HR, no?

 

[MarcMaverick]

I heard that Garfield hates Monday's.

 

[thewizardmelon]

First person to post a YouTube video of Boomtown Rats "I don't like Mondays" today, might be the serial killer or in any one of the Good or Evil roles.

Or just a good, fake, or very naughty employee, contractor, labour hire, volunteer, intern, or just a student on work experience.

Please tell me why I don't like Bob Geldof?

Reminds me of Horgs song - I Hate Mondays

 

[MarcMaverick]

BTW what are you all having?

 

[BFew]

BTW what are you all having?

A large cappuccino with lactose free milk and 1 sugar thanks (tomorrow morning 10am pretty please)

 

[Nothing]

BTW what are you all having?

Some inconsiderate ****er has microwaved their tuna. I'll be getting takeaway this week.