Your Big Calls for 2011

[Big Blow Hard]

Eddie Maguire to not bail up and slap a Collingwood jumper on every A, B, C or D Grade celebrity that visits Melbourne.

 

[winty]

Saints fans finally realise that Hawkins' poster wasn't the reason they lost the 2009 grand final, and that the fact they went goalless in the last quarter might have had something to do with it.

Geelong to surprise everyone by winning the 2011 premiership, after being widely tipped to slip down the ladder.

Gary Ablett will miss the Round 20 clash with Geelong at Skilled Stadium with "general soreness".

Nathan Ablett will walk away from AFL football again by Round 15.

Liam Jurrah will have the three top entries for Mark of the Year, and seven of the top 10.

 

[818295]

St.Kilda to miss the finals

 

[LukeBallsGirl]

- Carlton won't make the 8.
- Chris Judd will get three votes in a game he didn't play in - suspended for eye gouging.
- St.Kilda will lose another Grand Final - A NAB cup one, again.
- Essendon WILL be as bad as people think they will.
- Collingwood won't lost a game all year.

 

[loopy_cam]

- Carlton, Hawthorn miss eight.
- Clarkson sacked.
- Jobe Watson top 5 in brownlow.
- Michael Walters Rising Star.
- Bulldogs minor premiers.
- Ben Ross one of North's best.
- Essendon, Melbourne finalists.

 

[Knight Ryders]

- Carlton won't make the 8.
- Chris Judd will get three votes in a game he didn't play in - suspended for eye gouging.
- St.Kilda will lose another Grand Final - A NAB cup one, again.
- Essendon WILL be as bad as people think they will.
- Collingwood won't lost a game all year.

Good to see you go out on a limb there knob jockey.

How about this, Essendon will annihilate Collingwood on Anzac Day after Collingwood get way to ahead of themselves.

 

[Coledinho]

- Dave Swallow to win the Rising Star award
- Collingwood to make the finals
- Gold Coast to have more seagulls than fans attend a game

 

[Kick It 2 Me]

The squawking female bird on the Carlton BF Forum to write an entire paragraph without using the phrase Carlton's extreme talent advantage.

 

[stugots]

- pies scrap into the 8
- gold coast finish ahead weagles, carlton & brisbane
- st kilda runaway gf winners
- norf make a prelim
- buckley so surprised by a contemporary's debut coaching season he wonders why he didnt neck micky earlier

 

[HyperAgressiveDonk]

The squawking female bird on the Carlton BF Forum to write an entire paragraph without using the phrase Carlton's extreme talent advantage.

Which one absfab, Blues man or Invinciblues?

 

[Piefan16]

Rodney Eade to get the flick after an altercation with David Smorgan on the clubs future outlook. Rodney Eade then exposes the "real" story behind Jason Akermanis' axing, out of spite.

 

[Rustin Cohle]

Alan Toovey to win the Brownlow Medal.

 

[white_noise]

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- Gold Coast to have more seagulls than fans attend a game

It's not a big call at all. We play Hawthorn in Tassie

 

[Dogs_r_barking]

Melbourne to beat the Pies during the year
Geelong and Bulldogs both make finals
Collingwood doesn't make GF (plays finals though)
Ratten under pressure as Carlton have another disappointing year
Gold Coast win 5 games
Mitch Wallis plays round one and is nominated for a Rising Star award during the year
Calls for Voss to be sacked
Fremantle to make a Preliminary Final
Sydney miss out on finals (adjusting to a new coach)
North Melbourne make the bottom part of the 8 along with Melbourne

 

[Tzatziki_Man]

James Hird to phyiscally steal Geelong's 2007 & 2009 premiership cups and claim they are Essendon's along with Mark Thompson.

 

[Ed_Gein]

Kieran Jack top 5 in Brownlow
Mumford AA
Lions wooden spoon
Voss and Ratten lose their jobs during the season
Melbourne top 4
Bulldogs miss finals
Riewoldt coleman
Collingwood minor premiers.

 

[LordJimmy]

Collingwood Premiers
Goddard MVP
Swan Norm Smith
Jack Riewoldt Coleman
Judd Brownlow
Geelong to play finals
West Coast to miss finals
Fevola to be involved in some form of media scandal

 

[DeadlyAkkuret]

GWS sign first female player

Melbourne to lose Jack Watts to GWS.*














*I realise this joke has probably already been made.

 

[David the Cat]

Gary Ablett to leave Kardinia Park.....on a stretcher
Hawthorn to complain about injuries
West Coast - back to back
James Hird convicted of stealing Mark Thompsons Prozac

 

[3KZ is Football]

Brisbane to finish top 4.

 

[Kick It 2 Me]

Which one absfab, Blues man or Invinciblues?

Think birds.....think parrot

 

[absfab]

Which one absfab, Blues man or Invinciblues?

Ahhh. The stalker rears its ugly head again. Where ya been honey?

After a third successive failed season, Hawthorn supporters finally stop behaving like they are reigning Premiers. They continue, however, to respond "still hurts?" to any comment on any subject by a Geelong supporter.

Thyrill averages 15 touches, one addition to the highlight reel and 8 clangers per game. Hawthorn incensed that he fails to make AA.

Buddy plays the ball instead of the man.

The new Captain shows his natural leadership qualities by running on for Round One 15 kilos overweight. The midget tells the media that Hodgey is carrying extra muscle after a big off season in the gym.

Kennett fails to make a knob of himself for a whole month.

 

[Kimbo]

Caroline Wilson writes a minimum of half a dozen articles about Collingwood and North Melbourne that show the journalism skills and of an overly biased, irrational, pee em esing primary school student.

efa. Not sure it’s a big call though.

The main AFL BigFooty forum to consist entirely of intelligent football discussion.

Whoah. BIG call!

A West Coast midfielder to hit a target.

One of my favourites! (Which round?)

If the St Kilda and Footscray make the GF, neither team will be able to win.

Dark comedy!

Shaun Atley to win Rising Star

I kinda hope not because it would mean he’s probably getting a fair few games which would probably mean a fair few injuries to key midfielders. But if it means he’s that good; okay.

 

[PREMIERSHIP PIES]

Carlton supporters "Not long til draft day"
Nth Melbourne to make top 4
St Kilda "this is the year" BWHAHAHAHA
Collingwood lose only 6 games in 2 years (back 2 back premierships)

 

[L_W_P]

1.Saints to win the flag after drawing with the Pies in the Grand Final again. The replay will be a twilight game, starting at 4.40.

2.Daniel Wells to play 22 games and be named AA.

3.At least one AFL player will be accused of sexual assualt/rape during the season. Hopefully not from St. Kilda

4. Essendon to finish last and begin a year long media frenzy of Bomber 'still wanting to coach.'

5. Swan to start being looked at as the new Scott West, finishing top 3 in the Brownlow despite ave 38 touches a game. Matty Boyd to win.

6. Nathan Ablett to outperform Gary on field as the pressure of carrying the kids takes it's toll.

7. Brent Stanton to be the first player off to GWS.

8. Kevin Sheedy to annouce that he won't be coaching at all. Mark Williams to be head coach of GWS.

9. At least 2 clubs will finish the year with new coaches. Not counting the Pies here.

10. Stevie Milne gets voted the Herald Sun 2011 'Most popular player'