Usage for hash tag: FireFacts

#FireFacts KFC was originally Kiev Fried Chicken. The Americans changed it to Kentucky Fried Chicken post WW2 in order to sever ties with the man who had established the chain (a member of the Russian Communist Party). That man's name? Bernard "Colonel" Sanders.

#FireFacts When a dog takes a dump, they feel vulnerable, so they look around seeking to make awkward eye contact with a man that they trust to care for them. That man is Bernie Sanders.

#FireFacts President Trump has reportedly made the switch from using fake tan to investing in a Whitehouse solarium. "I've always had the best tan, believe me, but now I want to get the UV into my body and - it's incredible - the diseases you have are just killed. Like a miracle, killed. I...

#FireFacts In Jan 2020, President Trump ingested mega doses of amphetamine and engaged in actions leading to the shooting down of a commercial airliner in Tehran. The following day, Australian billionaire Twiggy Forrest ensured the destruction of the planet by disgracefully donating $70M to...

Sigh, he just can't help himself can he? (Or is this a #FireFacts fake? Who knows, that's half the fun!)

#FireFacts Prosecutors struggled to find any charges against Strzok and Page that could stick. A break was finally made in the case when old CCTV footage revealed that the couple had stolen a calendar from an FBI conference room. *whips off sunglasses* ....yeah, for that they each received 6...

#FireFacts Leaked documents have revealed that the bin Laden raid played out differently to what was reported publicly. When SEAL Team 6 arrived at the compound, they discovered to their shock that the mission had already been completed. Donald Trump had received intel regarding UBL's...

#FireFacts History was made yesterday when the groundbreaking Tesla Cyber Truck made its maiden voyage on public roads. A 5 year old transgender girl piloted the electric juggernaut 13 miles to attend a Bernie Sanders rally in San Francisco. Members of the Squad were elated, with all pledging...

#FireFacts Except this one is not satire... it's a genuine fact! The failing NYT have been producing fake news since 1903, when they penned an article suggesting that it would take between 1 to 10 million years for a flying machine to be built. The Wright brother's successful first flight...

...pertains to me in some way though. I don't intentionally lie here to decrease the enjoyment of BF for other posters. I use hashtags like #FireFacts to make it abundantly clear when I am engaging in satire. You can probably dig up some quite shitty things I said from years ago when I was a...

#FireFacts In 2019, a whistleblower made allegations of serious misconduct carried out by President Trump. It was revealed that the President had colluded with Chinese boomers to have aimbots and other hacks commissioned, in order to ensure that Barron would never lose another game of...

#FireFacts At the peak of the trade war with China, sources close to president Trump reported that he had boasted of how easily he would win the war, with him referring to president Xi of China as a "micro-dick". Xi acknowledged the slur on Chinese state TV, stating "I am proud to have small...

#FireFacts President Trump was reportedly elated when he heard of son Barron's enthusiasm for MineCraft. "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree", Trump proudly stated, confusing all those present. Sources familiar with the matter believe that the president had confused the popular video...

#FireFacts The unnamed canine used in the Baghdadi raid is a Belgian Malinois, the same breed as "Cairo", the canine used in the Bin Laden raid. At a ceremony to honor the SEALs involved in the UBL raid, Obama was informed that Cairo was in an adjoining room. "I want to meet that dog", Obama...

#FireFacts The US has long offered a $25 million reward for intelligence leading to the location of al Baghdadi. These funds have reportedly been paid out to a private intel agency based in Syria, who recently appointed an American man to their board. That man's name is Hunter Biden.

#FireFacts In 1972, a seventeen year old Elton John won the Pulitzer prize for photography based on this photograph he took of himself protesting for gay rights. Feel old yet??

#FireFacts In an attempt to censor all references to the Hong Kong protests, China have taken the extraordinary step of also banning King Kong, Donkey Kong, and 1996 smash hit "Kong Foo Sing" by Brisbane band Regurgitator. Due to a translation error, Cypress Hill's single "Hits From The Bong"...

#FireFacts Members of the "Squad" have officially endorsed candidate Bernie Sanders for president. They have since requested that the public begin to refer to them as the Socialist Squad, or "SS" for short. They have developed a logo to represent their fresh SS identity, thought to be a...

#FireFacts In 2018, Ben Shapiro designed and built his own light aircraft. It crashed on its maiden voyage. Why? Because he DESTROYED the left wing. Soft Downhill Skier surely this one's right up your alley? Nah?

#FireFacts #Russiagate The theory that Trump was a Russian asset began immediately after the release of his "pussy tape". Establishment power brokers assumed that Trump had mistaken Karl Marx's key message "seize the means of production" with "seize the means of reproduction". As such, he...

#FireFacts 2003 smash music hit "X Gon Give It To Ya" by US rapper DMX was originally written about Donald Trump. Firstly titled "Trump Gon Give It To Ya", DMX's record company convinced him at the last minute to substitute all instances of the word "Trump" with "X", for branding reasons...

#FireFacts In 2015, website designed to facilitate extra marital affairs "AshleyMadison" was hacked, with all user data leaked. Profiles on the site included that of one current presidential candidate, who cannot be named for legal reasons. The candidate's username on the site was...

#FireFacts In the mid 90s, a young woman got a job from a senior Democrat who was decades older than her. She hoped that this would help further her career. Monica and Bill? Nah...

Since so many of you have demanded more #FireFacts, here's a quick one: In the year 2019, nazism continues to inflict horrors upon the world. For example: at the June meeting for neo nazis in Melbourne, I accidentally left my jacket behind when I left. Not one of them had the decency to...

#FireFacts In 2014, US President Barack Obama honored Black History Month by presenting an award to America's wealthiest African American:

...dollars. Not to be deterred, he turned that lemon into lemonade upon discovering that the Australian people referred to their national sport as "footy". With the Aussie people being notorious for their consumption of Google ads, the rest is history. That man's name was cheierrf. #FireFacts

That's what makes it such an interesting fact! Just use the hashtag #FireFacts any time you want to be hit with more trivia. For example: The first "selfie" to be sent in history occurred in 1961. To test new signaling technology, a selfie of a senior member of the Soviet Communist Party was...