Analysis Whipping Boys - 2022 edition

[Markfs]

Hosky Elliott hated the rareified territory of being admired so disappeared again today and was pretty shyte when he appeared.

yeh serial offender.... promises the world but always lets your down....

 

[Markfs]

8 wins in a row,,, I am loving slowly going thru the game day thread, extracting the best quotes... "We are s**t, We Suck ,,,, etc; etc, etc" Then these so called "We Are s**t" posters, then come back on line, to say: "Great Win, Never in Doubt"

Fk Me - Whips are loaded

it's all a question of punctuation..... "We Are s**t posters"

 

[Markfs]

I think when you're looking for whipping boys, you're looking for a player who gets whipped after a win...... thats when you know that a guy is hated...

Pat Lapesky....

I think there's a yellow streak down his back which the faithful can see. Dont give me that 13 tackles crap. He places his opponents on the ground and puts a pillow under their heads.... some will say that he doesnt want to upset his next club....

We'll be seeing more of the Lapesky in this thread in the next year as we clear the decks of the browns and the madges and the grundys

 

[Markfs]

I hate to bring this exclusive to the attention of the faithful.... but it has to be done. This is what Pendles has lowered himself to do to get himself fit for the next 50 games... ben reid

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Ben Reid

Age

35

Ht

196cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.3

4star

K

9.5

4star

HB

4.9

4star

M

6.0

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

0.6

4star

No current season stats available

D

14.0

4star

K

8.6

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

6.0

5star

T

1.0

3star

G

0.0

1star

has a lot to answer for...

 

[Vicky Park]

I hate to bring this exclusive to the attention of the faithful.... but it has to be done. This is what Pendles has lowered himself to do to get himself fit for the next 50 games... ben reid has a lot to answer for...

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I admire your research. I know that Team Pendles has been trying to hide this.

As for Ben Reid, I saw the other Brittle Brother in action on Saturday night. At least his name was on the list of players for the Swans, but I’m not sure he was out there.

I’m on holiday in Perth and thought I’d drop in to Optus Stadium to see what the fuss is all about.

Quite good for a stadium. But the fans - why so much singing and dancing and smiling? Like Sydney fans in Sydney, except they all wear purple and don’t drink Chardonnay. It’s disconcerting for a white knuckle Pies supporter.

 

[Markfs]

I admire your research. I know that Team Pendles has been trying to hide this.

As for Ben Reid, I saw the other Brittle Brother in action on Saturday night. At least his name was on the list of players for the Swans, but I’m not sure he was out there.

I’m on holiday in Perth and thought I’d drop in to Optus Stadium to see what the fuss is all about.

Quite good for a stadium. But the fans - why so much singing and dancing and smiling? Like Sydney fans in Sydney, except they all wear purple and don’t drink Chardonnay. It’s disconcerting for a white knuckle Pies supporter.

dont tell anyone because they will use it against me, but years ago, i bought a freo concession membership to take my son to the footy for a cheap day out.... unfortunately, he didnt see the point so that didnt last long.....but

even at that early stage, freo supporters recognised that they were long time losers....and they forgot about winning games and concentrated on having a good time...which has proved invaluable to them over the journey....

so you get a lot of singing and smiling.... its a little unnerving.... i have annoyed a few west australian supporters over the journey, by being a little abrasive....which probably astounds you considering my meek nature here...

and thank you for your compliments about my research. The story is all over the dark web... pendles is the prince of cross-dressing in many of their role model games.

 

[jmac70]

I hate to bring this exclusive to the attention of the faithful.... but it has to be done. This is what Pendles has lowered himself to do to get himself fit for the next 50 games... ben reid has a lot to answer for...

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The red dress really suits him.

 

[Markfs]

The red dress really suits him.

nice spot....i always get kris and him mixed up when they do ballet together...

 

[Markfs]

I admire your research. I know that Team Pendles has been trying to hide this.

As for Ben Reid, I saw the other Brittle Brother in action on Saturday night. At least his name was on the list of players for the Swans, but I’m not sure he was out there.

I’m on holiday in Perth and thought I’d drop in to Optus Stadium to see what the fuss is all about.

Quite good for a stadium. But the fans - why so much singing and dancing and smiling? Like Sydney fans in Sydney, except they all wear purple and don’t drink Chardonnay. It’s disconcerting for a white knuckle Pies supporter.

I just remembered the bloke who was pullled out on a trolley into the centre of subicao oval and lifted an anchor up.... any team that dreamt that up had to be on drugs ....hence the singing and dancing..

 

[Markfs]

well the news is out.....ollie wants to go home to get back to his geelong grammar old boys network..... the silly centre parts.... the foppish running style....

all i can say is good riddens.....dont bother looking back on the way out ponce...

he gets offered $600K for 3 years and he says that daddy and mummy already give him that as pocket money. He wants something around what dusty is getting because he's a superstar....

he should be paying for the privilege...the old players would turn in their graves having this toff on the list..

 

[sideswipe]

well the news is out.....ollie wants to go home to get back to his geelong grammar old boys network..... the silly centre parts.... the foppish running style....

all i can say is good riddens.....dont bother looking back on the way out ponce...

he gets offered $600K for 3 years and he says that daddy and mummy already give him that as pocket money. He wants something around what dusty is getting because he's a superstar....

he should be paying for the privilege...the old players would turn in their graves having this toff on the list..

I think you need a whip for being disloyal to your alma mater by suggesting "our" Ollie is not a good boy educated by the Christian Brothers.

The Pies have never had a kid from Grammar.

 

[neilk]

Time to whip Josh Carmichael for turning up to the club unable to perform the simple task of handballing. His absence from the "elite pathways" is the obvious answer to why he lacks this skill. And don't get me started on his haircut.
Edit: My first go at whipping so a bit tame, I know.

 

[Vicky Park]

Time to whip Josh Carmichael for turning up to the club unable to perform the simple task of handballing. His absence from the "elite pathways" is the obvious answer to why he lacks this skill. And don't get me started on his haircut.
Edit: My first go at whipping so a bit tame, I know.

Not tame at all. Carmichael had it coming. How dare he play a game of football and actually kick the damn thing? A lot. To quite good effect. Even a goal.

 

[Markfs]

Time to whip Josh Carmichael for turning up to the club unable to perform the simple task of handballing. His absence from the "elite pathways" is the obvious answer to why he lacks this skill. And don't get me started on his haircut.
Edit: My first go at whipping so a bit tame, I know.

no it shows promise.... maybe it's not a haircut but a loss of hair and an indication of pattern baldness a la kevin barlett....the patron saint of non handballers.... i may be stretching it there even for this thread...

a few nights back i was listening to the couch crew go bananas about carmichael being a big bodied midfielder. Evidently you cant call people fat these days so you call them big bodied... but even a weight problem doesn't forgive porky's selfish kevin bartlett approach to footy....

 

[Markfs]

I think you need a whip for being disloyal to your alma mater by suggesting "our" Ollie is not a good boy educated by the Christian Brothers.

The Pies have never had a kid from Grammar.

of course, the backstory is adjusted so the fops can infiltrate our club. The brothers would never have tolerated a fop like ollie in their school. They would have got him nude in the middie of the quadrangle and beat him to an inch....

 

[sideswipe]

of course, the backstory is adjusted so the fops can infiltrate our club. The brothers would never have tolerated a fop like ollie in their school. They would have got him nude in the middie of the quadrangle and beat him to an inch....

Catholic corporal punishment is the Collingwood way. Whilst in the midst of coaching 4 in a row, Jock McHale also coached Old Xaverians in 1928 and 29. The whip from a Mick and Pies are intertwined.

Far more important than whipping - don't connect us with those Harris Tweed-jacketed descendants of squatters.

 

[Markfs]

Catholic corporal punishment is the Collingwood way. Whilst in the midst of coaching 4 in a row, Jock McHale also coached Old Xaverians in 1928 and 29. The whip from a Mick and Pies are intertwined.

Far more important than whipping - don't connect us with those Harris Tweed-jacketed descendants of squatters.

i whip it as i see it. if Oily wants to desert us for his geelong mates and mommy and daddy, then we should give him a thorough lashing so he cant sit down for a week - just as the brothers would have done if he had of gone to st. joe's. Jock would have had him out on his ear....

 

[Markfs]

It's hard to know what to do with Rex Hunt and his comments about Daisy.

While I support anyone who wants to return to the mongrel days when men punched men and established the alpha male hierarchy, I'm not sure I can put up with Wayne Carey's inane comments on friday night footy. Not that Daisy is that much better, although she seems to have more mongrel in her than lap dog Wayne does these days...

Simple solution ....whip everyone involved..

 

[Markfs]

Late whip to Isaac Quaynor

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Isaac Quaynor

Age

24

Ht

180cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.7

4star

K

6.7

3star

HB

8.0

5star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.7

4star

MG

244.0

4star

D

14.7

4star

K

6.7

3star

HB

8.0

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.7

4star

MG

244.0

4star

D

14.7

4star

K

6.7

3star

HB

8.0

5star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.7

5star

MG

244.0

4star

who went to the joint AFL AFLW thingy today.

Watching closely at his interview, it is noticeable that he plucks his eyebrows.......yep....watch it and weep...

 

[jmac70]

It's hard to know what to do with Rex Hunt and his comments about Daisy.

While I support anyone who wants to return to the mongrel days when men punched men and established the alpha male hierarchy, I'm not sure I can put up with Wayne Carey's inane comments on friday night footy. Not that Daisy is that much better, although she seems to have more mongrel in her than lap dog Wayne does these days...

Simple solution ....whip everyone involved..

Dermott has realised that “Daisy Pearce is not Wayne Carey.”

Brilliant observation.

Daisy summed it up best when speaking of Dermie and Wayne, “They might have similar values and past lived experiences.”

Yes Daisy, they do. One hits women and the other gets bitten by them.

Keep calling these dickheads out Daisy!

 

[Markfs]

Dermott has realised that “Daisy Pearce is not Wayne Carey.”

Brilliant observation.

Daisy summed it up best when speaking of Dermie and Wayne, “They might have similar values and past lived experiences.”

Yes Daisy, they do. One hits women and the other gets bitten by them.

Keep calling these dickheads out Daisy!

how about rexi? He was the one that started it. Havent you got a lash for him? Yibbidee Yibbiddee

 

[jmac70]

how about rexi? He was the one that started it. Havent you got a lash for him? Yibbidee Yibbiddee

I didn’t realise he was still alive.

 

[Vicky Park]

I didn’t realise he was still alive.

Nor did I. What did Rex say - or should that be - what did he shout in incomprehensible gibberish?

Edit: I Googled it. Sigh. Perhaps he can get together with Malthouse - another who doesn’t like these newfangled female types having anything to do with football - and help reset the proper natural order. I miss it so much.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

Welcome back, Johnny F&$&#&@@$king Noble. That was outstanding.

 

[Markfs]

Welcome back, Johnny F&$&#&@@$king Noble. That was outstanding.

maybe delayed for another week..... he's on the cusp but we keep winning